Moments before the shooting

But I didn’t know what the fuck was happening coz I’ve barely been sleeping since my wife Slept with about 56 women, a few men, and a few transwomen, and a couple of women who later transitioned into transmen, for a total of ~64 people.

Me getting distracted on my phone between sets

I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT ELON MUSK

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US #itysl

it’s pretty dire out there so we should throw in a new season of Detroiters to be safe

a new season of I Think You Should Leave would save me

And I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high and I Scream from the top of my lungs FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

All of us in 2032

i introduced a friend to 'i think you should leave.' that led to me doing a full rewatch tonight while working and afterwards. god, i love this show. it's changed my brain chemistry permanently. if you haven't seen it, stop whatever you're doing and watch it asap.

Me, an Australian, watching Elon Musk fuck with federal agencies in the States

Chazmo is ITYSL canon

Cutest mixtape 2025?

please turn your sound on and enjoy this Music Dance Experience:

I've just started watching I Think You Should Leave And what the fuck is this shit (complimentary)

5 year anniversary gifts can include things like 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

Rightoid Chuds seeing POC and women existing

Hit 500 followers and I’ve never had that much on anything ever so thank all you lovely people

Someone farted in the head

What the public don’t realise is these crooks entered the incarceration system at a low low low crime point. At that crime point? In America?

Went on what I thought was a good date yesterday

Eggo is a scam

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Please be safe tonight. If anyone needs a designated driver hmu I know a guy.

I actually wanna go to bed at a decent hour more than I wanna count down the clock

Ohhh fuuck! What the fuck? I’m not even supposed to BE here (Seriously though these AI posts are so goddam cringe. Just one big POS lookin AI mudpie)

Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024

@realbiffwiff.bsky.social it’s after Christmas so you can’t deny me a gift next year. Loophole!

LPT: Get a tattoo between Christmas and New Years. That way Santa can’t screw you out of a gift that year.

Hoping as always that Santa Hank brought you everything on your wish list this year! 🫶

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin' The snow was fallin down The carolers were singin' The day Santa Claus came into town He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh Laughed and flew above the trees He made his way down the chimney shaft The day Santa gave a gift to me (follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

Watching a Christmas movie:

Skylar is not part of the knock knock team

“The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity, and the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty.” - Spock

Boimler did the dub

My Cats at 2:37am for no reason

“we’re driving home for Christmas, we can’t wait to see their faces”

“We’re driving home for Christmas, we can’t wait to see their faces”

When you quit drinking and begin taking your “moral inventory” (15 Days Sober)

Me everyday at work for the last 3 weeks