I'm gonna be SO normal about this show SO normal I promise (Yeah, I won't be)

Jesmonite: chips getting EVERYWHERE HELP I HAVE TO HOOVER SO OFTEN

It may finally be happening 👀

I frickin LOVE my dice!!!! The weight is perfect. I love em. 😀🎲

Did you know you can now level up when you use Roll Gothica? With every order, members get XP - which you can then redeem for levels. The more XP you build up, the higher level you can redeem! {The levels are discount coupons, so Level 1 gets you a fiver, Level 2 gets you a tenner etc}

A stupid pet peeve I have in my home: The microwave has a setting, between 10 seconds and 1 minute, labelled "quick 30" It's thirty seconds. WHAT MAKES IT QUICK?!!!! 30 SECONDS IS 30 SECONDS!!!! AND IF ANY IF THEM WOULD BE "QUICK" WOULDN'T IT BE THE *SHORTEST SETTING OF 10S*

I have been so very eagerly looking forward to this: Kickstarter mail day 🏮 Calpini - a TTRPG module by @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social An unofficial module for use with 'a dungeon game' @loottheroom.bsky.social and compatible with @morkborg.com - for 2-6 low level characters.

*sings the guitar intro to Buffy The Vampire slayer*

IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!! What are we all up to? Playing any fun games? Working on fun projects? Tell me all about it! 🥰

I need a massive house so I can get a drum kit and learn to play drums

BLEGH // barely legible? Tick. Hardcore? Tick. Crisp symmetry? Tick. Who wants an updated metal shirt??? New name, new shirt? Sound off 🫀

Oh what's that! Is that Alderdoodle name I spot alongside some super duper awesome creators? All collaborating on a super duper fun project? 😱😏 Have I said super duper enough to get you at least a bit curious?

VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE 🩸 A ttrpg where rather than stoic knights with humble steeds, trying to save the mythical empire of your parties residence - you're playing sultry vampires, managing their lust for blood and getting up to nefarious crimes (probably) by night.

Found the perfect way to transition from AM admin work to PM creation work And it's punching (And badly singing along to Honey Revenge )

So last night I forgot I had a candle going and at 4am I lock up to go bed (insomnia amirite) and turn all the lights off, turn around and see this haunted ass looking siege turtle behind me

Dual-Weapon Fighting ⚔️ These pieces are made just like the Heartworks, but this time - it's fighting gear. Jesmonite cast weapons, aged frames, and obv a few red touches. #gothicartwork #walldecor #handmadegothic #jesmonitehomeware

🎶 YVAN EHT NIOJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Found vegan "pork belly" in the big world foods supermarket Pretty damn good.

Dual-Weapon Fighting ⚔️ These pieces are made just like the Heartworks, but this time - it's fighting gear. Jesmonite cast weapons, aged frames, and obv a few red touches. #gothicartwork #walldecor #handmadegothic #jesmonitehomeware

WHERE TO FIND ME AT PAX-U!!! Nowhere On my sofa in Britain Someone take me with them

"how's work going Jodie?" "Made a mould of my teeth" "Why?" ":)"

Tyranny now welcomes me to my workshop May the beam reach you 🙏🏻 ~art print by @klimtsonian.bsky.social

I went to make late night brownies to cheer myself up (just a meh day is all) Did the box soda hack, poured in the can of Dr Pepper - the supreme fizzy drink choice - and alas I have made chocolate soda way too thin and runny to even go in the pan

We're warning you now - these Heartworks are incredible gifts. It's November okay. It's here. It's happening. Christmas presents. There. If you're looking for some handcrafted artwork that's - just a little weird - for any of your loved ones, just gift them your heart with a Heartwork.

GOING TO THE POST OFFICE THIS MORNING. ANYONE WANT ANYTHING???

My body has decided that apparently four hours sleep will do today Send thoughts and prayers

Fucking silicone fucking leaked out a fucking mould on my desk and spilt down to the carpet and now my workshop has what looks like a giant fucking *redacted* stain on the floor now If I don't laugh I'll cry

I'm gonna scream, my moulds got cure inhibition and I'm on SUCH A TIGHT TIMELINE FOR THEM HELP

Hey, here's that blog post + freebie I promised. (If you're just here for the free stuff, I get it - skip the to the very end of the article for the link or just head to my ko-fi 👍) www.alderdoodle.co.uk/blog/so-you-...

I formally declare that there is no such thing as too many dice. There's magic in having a hoard that you go to for each game, pulling out choices based on which character you're playing or even how they're feeling in that session. Seeing what set you're drawn to that day.

No, using AI generated stuff as a "placeholder" on your crowdfunding campaign is not OK either. If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.

I'm struggling to get my head around MCM increasing their stand prices (for their mid range retailers blocks) from £850 to £1163 (a 41% increase) for next year And this has become substantially worse by finding out that in 2022, three years ago, the same space cost £500.

Today is Pack & Post day - which means if you're eyeing anything up, get it now for next day dispatch 🤟🏻 🩸 Brand new dice sets 🩸 Gaming: accessories for play 🩸 Decor: Art prints, wall hangings, sticker sheets & more 🩸 Wearable: Choker necklaces, Keychains, JDF shirt Get on it!

If I'm subjected to any more pro-AI bullshit this week I'm gonna lose it

Damien Haas getting last minute announced for the only MCM (brum) I'm not trading at this year is just fucking EVIL

I know when my meds have worn off for the day cus I'm currently internally RAGING that someone is mansplaining what bleed is to me on threads as if I'm some idiot that didn't include a bleed *I obviously did I've been soloing a business for five years I'm not stupid*

We couldn't possibly keep you waiting; so here's a look at ALL the remaining dice sets from the weekend's drop! We've got: 🩸 A new take on Rosé Gothica with a deeper rose gold inking 🩸 Another new one: Bloodied Gold, sets with an antique gold inking but featuring a blood effect splatter

MONDAY MORNING CLEAROUT With *most* of the intense admin work that's been going on being finished, it was finally time to finish the post MCM workshop cleanup. And now the workshop is back in action and ready to GOOOO - we're finally back to making our weird little things.

After having to have my last two orders from Vistaprint remade, this time they've sent me approx 918 unusable business cards. Gone through the 1,000 card order to salvage what I can, and got about 82 cards. I've already gotten a refund. So this is just a PSA 🫠

This weekend's games of choice: Death Note Confrontation & Dorf Romantik

On the dinner party episode of The Simpsons where the Milhouses break up and Luann and Kirk seem to be the basis of Harper and Dirk in Date Everything (Kirk Van Houten is specifically even tonally identical to Dirk it's hilarious)

A new dice set, as a treat: introducing another new design, Stannic Stone. #dicecollecting #stonedice #metallic #dnddice

Me, with time blindness: Oh while I'm upstairs let me do this task that's been bugging me all week it will only take five mins 40m later: ah

BLOOD STONE: Inspired by creatures of the night, the beings lurking in the shadows, and the blüd drops left behind. 7-piece Jesmonite Handmade Dice Set; rich black faux stone with embedded blüd drops using technical paint and an equally sanguine shade of red for the number inking.

SO MANY SEXY NEW DICE SETS NOW ONLINE. Our ready-to-go & one of a kind dice sets have just dropped: a range of new designs and classics to be nabbed.

HANABIE absolutely slapped tonight I love them even more now.

Since the names changed, the old JDF convention uniform tops have now retired to comfy gig wear

SO MANY SEXY NEW DICE SETS NOW ONLINE. Our ready-to-go & one of a kind dice sets have just dropped: a range of new designs and classics to be nabbed.

"but what are seconds?" I hear you asking... Seconds are flawed dice. They may have patches, some rough numbers, or small bubbles. They're discounted between 25-50% based on severity of flaws. This means we don't waste dice that don't come out perfect. And means a more accessible price point.

NINE NEW SETS - 45 MINUTES AWAY.