I don't understand why the party of "churns out conspiracy theories every minute" doesn't get on stuff like this more

if you put one of these under a cardboard box and prop up the corner with a little stick, you have me

me to boys never:

everyone needs too much from me today 😞

I feel like "you pay taxes, I pay taxes, why do the president's family and businesses get to not pay taxes?" is a great message for any election

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A true fact about Trump's stock trading- I ran the numbers and Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026. All 535 Members of Congress made a total of ~$635 million worth of trades in 2025. So Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did last year

livid I have a reason to post this again

it's amazing the Republican party is just a big crime and white supremacy machine, and more people don't know that

Give it a rub please

composers:

I ran my first ever marathon today!

Christine Baranski joining the cast of The Grinch

thong thursday

Hey bud, why stress out when you could just bounce on it instead? 😌

every extra dollar you pay in groceries this summer is the fault of donald trump specifically and the republican party generally and if you don’t understand that, you’re the sucker

good morninnn 😘

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Suns out

even though I don't have big heavy breasts yet push day still makes me feel so sexy

sorry for all the reposts about racist Republicans in the government, I'll go back to something horny/idiotic soon

The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist

Supreme Court Holds, 6-3, That Black People Voting Violates Rights Of White Voters

Also interesting: there is no dads.gov

Went thru the entire site and not a single mention of paid family leave, childcare, or vaccines.

scrolling Insta and I don't think you should post your mother unless she's ready to serve it

What do you call camps where people keep disappearing and dying

I forgot I owned this shirt 🧀

so fuuuucking cool to see my work hung in an art gallery for the first time :)))) if you’re in palm springs, 12 of my pieces are on display at @jacomoretti.bsky.social on sunny dunes road all month

was a good boy runner today

me in high school figuring out what that big lump was in my pants:

My sister in Christ the voters just made their say crystal clear and the courts threw it away

garlicmaxxing

Obama and other liberals keep saying that they want a "strong GOP". Well, this is what it looks like: a brazen and gleeful rejection of Black people having anything worth respecting or defending and alignment with an openly white nationalist agenda that holds nonwhiteness in contempt.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

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turning my pain into art (had a lot of Teams meetings today so I'm going to go fry some chicken)

The Trump Administration is raising your costs and celebrating it on live TV.

American evangelicals hold Trump above Christ in practice but if you put the question to them directly they will take some offense

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

what makes the SCOTUS Gang of Six acting as an unaccountable super-legislature especially intolerable is that they are not just setting up unfavorable rules, they are playing Calvinball where they selectively apply the rules case-by-case exclusively to help Republicans. A judicial dictatorship

Ok ok I gave in 🫣 Did I do it right?

Doesn’t the person with all of the cards lose in Uno?

A humorous artifact of the courts corruption. Barely anyone even mentions how obvious it is that the new and expanded “eve of election” doctrine doesn’t apply in this case since obviously it would hurt the gop.

Corruption is how a democracy rots and the US is now normalizing the kind of greasiness that you used to only see in the most cartoonish tinpot dictatorships.

Multiracial democracy in the American South has briefly existed twice in American history, both times enforced from outside, and both times has lapsed the instant the rest of the country lost interest.

Abughazaleh: One of the most egregious aspects of this is Hegseth saying that this conflict that we started is ordained by God. Is bombing a school full of schoolgirls ordained by God?

it's one of about 50 rulings that justifies changing the locks on the Supreme Court building in the middle of the night. you don't get to go "up is down, black is white, neener neener" and still get deferential respect as a judge. fuck you

This is correct. There is no future of democratic self government in the US with an unreformed Supreme Court. The Court is riddled with corruption and abuses of power and rooting out that corruption is a sine qua non of civic democracy in the United States.