breasts day at the gym

an influential film from my teen years

can you find the easter eggs?

Happy Easter! 🐰

Thong throwback thirsty thursday. Did I hit everything?

Should child care be free for people who buy $34 burger? Are other millennials killing the $34 cheeseburger industry by spending money on childcare instead? Should they not have kids and only buy burger? Also, why is the birthrate so low? We asked the CEO of Big Burger™ and also a rabid natalist.

did a bunch of hip thrusts just for y'all ☺️

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I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

At this point, simply enforcing existing laws would be indistinguishable from a political purge, and we need to do it. Section 3 of the 14th Amendment alone could clear out Trump's entire cabinet and most Republicans in Congress.

Not to be a marketing expert, but this is a bad look for Microsoft

Catching that early morning light 🌞

too many muscular bloomfs 😍😞

I'm very over anyone older than gen z talking about 67

today remember: • we are not without threat until trans people are also • our community would not even exist w out trans people • if you’re an lgb without the t person, please unfollow me • you can donate to trans lifeline here: translifeline.org/donate/ and happy day of trans visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

it's funny how much political discussion (including me) is shaped by poll numbers and I've never been asked even once in my life

Pretty bold to put him in an island surrounded by kids

the Snap UI is so horrendous

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

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guys, Iran is cancelled

telling my therapist the obstacle to my happiness is bigger clappable cheeks

Man, the effects of the ICE occupation are vast and ongoing. A family I am helping, like so many others, is trying to figure out how to rebuild their lives. Trying to make rent, needing to find work, adjusting to an existence without family members. There may be less ICE but these are huge wounds.

pretty convincing tbh

need someone to come hit me in the face with it

0 days without being attracted to a straight douche 😣

a competent Senate Minority Leader would be charging around the Senate offices with a g*n

ok so the internet just informed me about this man

doing the math on my workout diet, and I think I'm way undereating 😭

woke up horny and thinking about some of the fluids bodies can produce 🫣

how many of you have fingered benjamjam today? you should try harder tomorrow

as a gay person trying to listen to more music this year, I'm also going to make myself vote every week

Everyone say hi to Louie

I would like to do this but I think being a renter makes this far less feasible

I think every modern conservative male inside tells themself "I would win that duel"

the most important feature a coaster can have is a lip at the edge so there's no run off

frequently

I actually do want a place to post cock. But at this point I really only want something that feels really secure and I'm able to control what I share and who sees it.

in gay guy things I had a dream Carrie Brownstein was cast in Oh Mary

arm day

I miss my foreskin