Feral doesn't even begin to cover how I feel this morning 😮‍💨

I got cum in my eye 😞

Day three is from my very very last minute holiday to Mallorca 12th July 2025

The lerrrganification of the skyline is by far my favourite "trend" of the year @lerrrgan.bsky.social

You're getting so much me lately, like how lucky are you lot? 🤭😂 Jokes aside I figured on the final friday I should meet you guys half way with a #fcf #fatcock(tail)friday

I remember taking this one for a "golden hour" prompt doing the rounds at the time. 11th January 2025

I didn't drink as much as I normally would last night and yet I am still disgustingly feral

It is technically already over for me but the festivities haven't quite ended. So Merry Christmas or happy whatever it may be that you either do or do not celebrate to all the beautiful little gay people in my phone. ❤️

As there are 7 days left of the year I have decided that, because I am very hard on myself (as many of us are), I am going to post 7 pictures of me that I refused to post from throughout the year. Starting with today's: 9th August 2025

And there we have it 25 days completed, I am no more merrier than I was when I started but I did enjoy myself. I did watch the full version for anyone wondering, not the one with the song removed, I am not a savage ❤️ 25/25 Title: The Muppet Christmas Carol Release Date: 1992 Director: Brian Henson

Jim Carrey acted the fuck out of this role and Taylor Momsen was just adorable. If nothing else Christine Baranski serving eveytime she was on screen makes this an instant classic 🙌 24/25 Title: How the Grinch Stole Christmas Release Date: 2000 Director: Ron Howard

Nothing says love and care like wrapping as present in the scraps of two completely different wrapping papers 🙈

Nothing like some last minute present buying to get the blood pumping

I've been hitting rock bottom for years just once I'd like to hit rock top I'll take rock side at this point 😮‍💨

Tonight's pick is one I haven't seen in a while. I forgot just how much I loved it, but also neglected to remember how emotional it is. Diane Keaton oh how I love thee 💔 23/25 Title: The Family Stone Release Date: 2005 Director: Thomas Bezucha

For todays pick I had the joy of re-watching Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet in this "Christmas" classic. I also had the honour of having two beautiful men in my ear for the duration (which is how everyone should experience it) 🥰 22/25 Title: The Holiday Release Date: 2006 Director: Nancy Meyers

I can't wait to see how much weight I put on by time I go back to work, the snacks have been and will remain flowing

I've been looking for a very specific porno for years now and I finally found it last night on some random site and I pressed play and it had been deleted 😭😭

By far the best entry as far as visuals, I mean Gizmo AND Billy?? 😍 Jokes aside, it is a classic for a reason. I would die for Gizmo and seeing a shit load of Gremlins sing along to Snow White evokes more joy than anything ever could 21/25 Title: Gremlins Release Date: 1984 Director: Joe Dante

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

QTP with a gif of one of your favorite Christmas movies

Guys a quick PSA: NEVER make two completely different drinks at the same time. I just put fresh orange juice in my tea 😭

We have made it to the final 6 entries and what I consider the top tier "Christmas films". Today's pick is a period piece that is as emotional as it is beautiful. Winona Ryder is the GOAT, plus tiny Kirsten Dunst 🥺 top cast 👌 20/25 Title: Little Women Release Date: 1994 Director: Gillian Armstrong

December 20, 2009 💔 We miss you Brittany Murphy sooooo much!!!!!!

Might fuck around and put myself in ICU just so I can have something put down my throat for an extended period of time 😮‍💨

When I said I wanted my guts rearranging this wasnt what I had in mind

End of an Era 💔

Tonight's pick was one that I've been wanting to watch for a while. I will say it was reasonable but it didn't live up to the hype of the trailer, however I shall watch anything that stars Michelle Yeoh 🤷‍♂️ 19/25 Title: Last Christmas Release Date: 2019 Director: Paul Feig

The Giver over The Subway is enough to tell you that this man has never even seen this list nevermind listened to anything on it

Today's pick (to me) had the potential to be hysterical but missed the mark completely. Even had me questioning whether or not Jack Black has ever been funny or if I was just young when he was at his prime 🤷‍♂️ 18/25 Title: Dear Santa Release Date: 2024 Director: Bobby Farrelly

I can live with that, both colour and description poomang.com/en/t/mycolor_test

One Last "Christmas" horror before resuming the holly jolly regime. I know this is a stretch as far as Christmas films go but it feels festive enough 🤷‍♂️ 17/25 Title: Terrifier 3 Release Date: 2024 Director: Damien Leone

Currently watching the new Knives Out, and all I'll say is he can give me each day my daily bred

She "stuns" but when I do it I "have an STI" and "should make better choices" 🙄

I have many thoughts, none of them are pure or socially acceptable

That was a tough watch I must say. I'm all for a flashback but the first 40 mins was literally just clips from the first film. I didn't hate the campy horror towards the end but I wouldn't ever watch it again 🤷‍♂️ 16/25 Title: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Release Date: 1987 Director: Lee Harry

Did I choose this one just so I can watch the "Garbage Day" scene in part 2 tomorrow? Yes, yes I did. I expected more from this one to be honest and I guess that is on me 🤷‍♂️ 15/25 Title: Silent Night, Deadly Night Release Date: 1984 Director: Charles E. Sellier Jr.

Well lads we (I) did it! My last day at work for the year completed now to spend the next few weeks permanently sloshed!

I have seen tonight's film only once before, but it was just as entertaining as I remember. The perfect blend of comedy and horror wrapped in a bloody Christmas bow. 14/25 Title: Krampus Release Date: 2015 Director: Michael Dougherty

I decided on a change of pace for tonight and while it's not the best film I've ever watched, it is definitely re-watchable (maybe not anytime soon). I could however watch a full film of Olivia Hussey answering the phone. 13/25 Title: Black Christmas Release Date: 1974 Director: Bob Clark

I've had so many nights out/day sessions recently and I just want one to end drunkenly making out with a stranger 😩

Tonight's pick is one I have seen a few times already. Just as entertaining as the frist time I saw it. Not really much more to day other Christine Baranski is and forever will be an icon. 12/25 Title: A Bad Moms Christmas Release Date: 2017 Director: Scott Moore, Jon Lucas

And its not even because I can't do them (I mean I can't but still) I just don't trust that I'm correct