#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Dropped my phone and split my lip this morning, hope everyone else is having a better time of it 🙏🤦‍♂️

Well I will probably get a nosebleed from the seats but TWICE tickets: Secured ✅️

Beat my PB for a 5k today by almost 4 minutes!!...but at what cost 😣

Am I doing it right?

I believe we have hit the pinnacle of fine dining lads....a pre-mixed marg and two crisp sandwiches 👌

In memoriam...

🕯Manifesting my Halloween this year🕯

I don't care what anybody says, there is absolutely NO REASON whatsoever for there to be Christmas music being played on the radio right now

This is far from over but I have to give credit where it is due 👏

No but same 😮‍💨 (I probably won't make it happen though)

"You are 55% hot, 52.5% crazy, which places you in the fun zone." Call me for a fun time I guess 🤷‍♂️

Couldn't find the milk this morning...seem to have put it in a cupboard instead of back in the fridge last night 🤦‍♂️

Maltesers for "breakfast" sure why not

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: 1. Buffy The Vampire Slayer 2. Gilmore Girls 3. Horror Films

what do Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2 and Timothy Olyphant from Alien: Earth have in common? they could both absolutely get it. raw, next question!!

It's hump day and you know what that means! I'm ready to get absolutely 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 railed* *hit by a train

Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order Abbott Elementary Absolutely Fabulous Becker Gimme Gimme Gimme Happy Endings Kath & Kim Schitts Creek The Nanny Trollied Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

I got some new slippers so I can live out my Ebenezer Scrooge fantasy while my feet sweat and I pretend that I actually find them comfortable 😮‍💨

I'm getting the Sunday scaries for the first time in over 3 years send help (nudes) 😭😭

Catching up on some past Hot Ones interviews, why am 𝗜 avoiding touching my eyes??

Bad news when a 14 year old has a better social life than you 😮‍💨

No but seriously, "THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY!" is hands down THE best pop release in recent years 🙌

Missed call from my ex?!?! I love being completely unforgettable ❤️😂😂

Big news for gays with amazing taste

Fresh trim, fresh out the shower, #mcm, and a little something extra for your works #monochromemonday

Ok so the hangover has taken full effect and I'm now absolutely feral 😩

I think I might still be drunk from last night, send help ✌️

Melodrama and Future Nostalgia

there are just ~too~ many hot men in this world. so many men, not enough holes.

This is what refreshing Grindr feels like when you're from a small town in the arse end of nowhere after being on a city break

An early morning bootcamp has left me feeling a type of way 😮‍💨

I think my Duolingo might be attempting to bottom 🤔🫣

I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared for the Amy Lee, Poppy, and Courtney LaPlante collab but it already sounds incredible

I've just eaten 3 shortbread rounds with a cuppa and I'm sorry to say but I'm absolutely winning at life ✌️

Ok that didn't work...now I'm just as horny but also sweaty and with sore legs 😮‍💨

Haven't been for a run in months, but I'm so unbelievably feral that I'm just going to go until I either nut from the friction or I'm too exhausted to care 🤷‍♂️

Feeling brave for the final bank holiday of the year #mcm #monochromemonday

Currently (re)watching Aliens and I just need to make it known that Hicks and Hudson can...me anytime

Seeing posts of the Chappell Roan set I missed yesterday

This extra little ad to clear after an ad ends is infuriating but I'll clear 30 tabs before I even consider paying for YouTube Premium

1. Evanescence 2. 아이유 (IU) 3. TWICE 4. Miranda Lambert 5. Sara Bareilles

Why yes I am a simple-minded manchild and no you can't take me anywhere

My claim to fame

Ergh I either need to get some new friends or stop making plans to do things 🙃

Wicked but Kermit as Elphaba and Miss Piggy as Glinda

As someone who is compulsively obsessed with the slightest sign of a spot, do I regret the 3.5kg box of sweets that just came through my door? Not in the slightest 🤤