I just bought the sluttiest underwear I'll ever own and I can't wait for none of you to see it 💀

I'm sorry but the new BP teaser posters are visually stunning and and I needed to let you know

Lads, we are so back 🙌 (Just nut for the first time this year)

“And the public, what they remember, for the most part, is the good stuff. The work. And all the joy that we brought them. You’ll always be young. Always be beautiful.”

all of us today

Rest in Peace Catherine O’Hara, a mom to so many, absolutely iconic, cannot believe it

Tag yourself:

Me right now (best financial decision ever)

The group chat said I should post this accidental thirst trap 🫣

I don't know what it was but stepping across the threshold of the house just removed any spec of energy I had

I have a case of hangxiety but didn't do anything embarrassing last night? 😮‍💨

I've never been one to say women should be silenced but this support act really needs to turn a certain members mic off 🫣

First venture out for 2026, could definitely be worse 🤟

I forget that we can just like lie to people for no reason. I need to start lying more instead of feeling obligated to tell strangers my business in the name of "small talk". 2026 is the year of lying y'all ✌️

Watching/making a man nut is one of life's greatest pleasures and yet here I am both manless and nutless - That slutty squirrel from ice age probably

if you see this, post an archer

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

Amanda Seyfried the absolute MOTHER that you are 👌 also next Christmas I would like a Brandon Sklenar please 🙏

Spammed like a load of sotd posts but I fucked the format from day one cause I was in a rush and its been killing me since, I'd apologise for it but it made me happier ✌️

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I'm going to try and be less of a slut in theory this year and start putting it into practice 🤔

back to work on monday...

The Sunday scaries have been creeping up on me for a week but the moment is finally here and I don't know whether to just sleep and pretend this isn't the end or embrace my final day off work

I’m being less nice in 2026

I'm not one for heartfelt moments so instead here is a glimpse at the goofy shenanigans from the past year. @colootter.bsky.social you annoy me just as much now as you did a year ago and I wouldn't have it any other way 😎

It has taken alot of procrastination but I think I have finally come up with a reasonable alternative to the SOTD method so that I don't get bored. Hopefully you don't either 🤷‍♂️

The top 4 most liked posts of 2025. I see a pattern here 🤔

Happy New Year! ❤️ I'm not be going to be overly sentimental (in order to keep this brief). The past year on here has been wild and I'm super grateful for you all (a few of you specifically). I hope to continue growing this little community on here and hopefully meeting a few more of you in person 🤞

Well it's the end of the year and what other way than to end with a thirst trap that didn't make the cut 🤭 10th April 2025

This but specifically the straight guy sat next to me in the waiting room rn 😩

One more day left to go. This one is from my quest through the Yorkshire Three Peaks ⛰️⛰️⛰️ (Picture taken somewhere between Ingleborough and Whernside) 8th June 2025

Well, it's day 5 and I can't get to Monday without doing an old #monochromemonday cast-off now can I? #mcm 7th April 2025

Off to go play with some balls 😏🏌‍♂️

Day 4 brings us to one from my time out at an inflatable waterpark (not pictured is the wetsuit pulled up around my waist. 30th August 2025

The task of not getting a full on raging erection at the gym was no easy feat but I managed 💪

Feral doesn't even begin to cover how I feel this morning 😮‍💨

I got cum in my eye 😞

Day three is from my very very last minute holiday to Mallorca 12th July 2025

The lerrrganification of the skyline is by far my favourite "trend" of the year @lerrrgan.bsky.social

You're getting so much me lately, like how lucky are you lot? 🤭😂 Jokes aside I figured on the final friday I should meet you guys half way with a #fcf #fatcock(tail)friday

I remember taking this one for a "golden hour" prompt doing the rounds at the time. 11th January 2025

I didn't drink as much as I normally would last night and yet I am still disgustingly feral

It is technically already over for me but the festivities haven't quite ended. So Merry Christmas or happy whatever it may be that you either do or do not celebrate to all the beautiful little gay people in my phone. ❤️

As there are 7 days left of the year I have decided that, because I am very hard on myself (as many of us are), I am going to post 7 pictures of me that I refused to post from throughout the year. Starting with today's: 9th August 2025

And there we have it 25 days completed, I am no more merrier than I was when I started but I did enjoy myself. I did watch the full version for anyone wondering, not the one with the song removed, I am not a savage ❤️ 25/25 Title: The Muppet Christmas Carol Release Date: 1992 Director: Brian Henson

Jim Carrey acted the fuck out of this role and Taylor Momsen was just adorable. If nothing else Christine Baranski serving eveytime she was on screen makes this an instant classic 🙌 24/25 Title: How the Grinch Stole Christmas Release Date: 2000 Director: Ron Howard