Bought all the fun fixings to make some bomb nachos Didn't fucking BUY ANY CHEESE 🙃 (also forgot the meat, but that's less important) Thank god for grocery delivery

First #MCM of the year! 🥳

First Wookie post if 2026 just dropped

Heads up, if you're getting burnt out from work and you take three days off for a quick break, it does not help. I repeat, it does not help 😭🫠

we can all benefit from @colootter.bsky.social's wisdom 😌

Sometimes you just have to send an ass pic in the group chat to remind them it's fat

Who gets the first load of 2026? #fcf

I'm not one for heartfelt moments so instead here is a glimpse at the goofy shenanigans from the past year. @colootter.bsky.social you annoy me just as much now as you did a year ago and I wouldn't have it any other way 😎

Dearest Dommy, one year ago today we started talking and haven't missed a day since. Thank you for being one of the most incredible, amazing, beautiful, sexy, and annoying person I know ❤️ Getting to know you has been the highlight of my year 🫶 will not apologize for the pics 😘 @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social

Can we please get an edit option. Like oh my god

Alright I will as hesitant, but the F1 movie was absolute fucking incredible

365 of 365. Absolutely incredible. 10/10 recommend this playlist

Lord of the Rings movie marathon with two of the most splendid boys alive. Definitely the best way to spend a hungover New Years

New year, same annoying progress pics

Liar

Y'all just like me for my dick, I get it

I think 2026 is the year I get more dramatic. Be more messy.

My best can be seen here. I post so many of them 🥳 onlyfans.com/colootter

I'm not going to do much for the New Year New Me bullshit. 2025 was in so many ways the worst year of my life. But I also have made some of the best connections and friendships because of this silly app, so for that I am grateful. I have 3 hours to go, but Happy New Year everyone 🥳

Do you think it's possible to play Chicken Foot by yourself?

I did it. Congrats to me for winning and a Happy New Year 🎊 Bsky is amazing and wonderful for the people on it 🫶

Since it's the last one of the year, I figured I'd go out with a bang #humpday (Yes there is a load in there)

Celebrating the final Humpday of the year! 🫡

Since it's the last one of the year, I figured I'd go out with a bang #humpday (Yes there is a load in there)

I've reached the point of my life were waking up at 7:15 is considered "sleeping in" 🫠

I need another beer from the fridge but Wookie is on my lap... So someone needs to grab me one

POV: you're inventory and I'm about to DO you

I need someone to bring me food 😩🙏

Am I going to be doing a 3 day marathon of the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings for NYE and New Year's? You bet your ass

I did it! 🥺 This is only the second time I've ever won fantasy football. I don't care how silly it is I'm genuinely so happy. I've played since I was 12, have incredibly fond memories of playing, and winning an a straight bro league is my crowning glory 🏆 I will film vid this week 🥳🎉

Josh O'Connor's American accent is hot ... It could also just be that he is hot

I'd need to visit more places that are maybes Whereidlive.com

Looks like I'm going to win this Fantasy league 🤭 so I'll have to recreate this, maybe with a 16oz can?

British Bake Off and Big Fat Quiz of the Year are the two greatest things the British have ever done

Drop your favorite fantasy books and series below. I need something new to read 👇👇👇

Just me and my boy straight chilling crying at TV shows

Okay I've now seen it, but will be waiting 24 more hours before I start talking about it and freaking out, as is polite

I will only say one thing. Calling it a cottage is fucking hilarious

@pjr2.bsky.social looking incredibly dapper in the new pfp

Short term pfp. I don't know what I'm going to do after the New Year...

Good news, I'm getting off work early and will be able to watch my sexy hockey show earlier. It's almost been spoiled 4 times today cause I have a sickness and can't stay off social media

I'm already starting to see spoilers. So I will not be in bsky until I watch it 🫡 see you all in the other side

I got your main and dessert right here! (You can decide which is which) Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 💦

Can we all just agree to give at least 24 hours before we start posting and freaking out about heated Rivalry. Some people work and can't watch it right away and don't need it absolutely ruined and spoiled 🏒

I mean sometimes they just be Ebbin on your Neezer until you Scrooge

I think I might be rubbing off on him. Dramatic!

As there are 7 days left of the year I have decided that, because I am very hard on myself (as many of us are), I am going to post 7 pictures of me that I refused to post from throughout the year. Starting with today's: 9th August 2025

25/25 We did it 🎄🎅 Merry Christmas!! Ending with my personal favorite. I think it just has so much of the Xmas magic and spirit I absolutely love, I remember the first time I watched, almost made me believe again at too old an age 🫣🎁 Title: The Polar Express Where to watch: Hulu, HBO, I own

Your present is under the tree, sorry I didn't have time to wrap it