And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but DID get swole… (I’ll see myself out)

Oh yeah no so far home ownership has been great for my anxiety

That’s my world champion!

This British twink is gonna give me a heart attack

Nary a Brussels sprout at the grocery store. It’s madness out there!

I found the most perfect set of highball and rocks glasses at a vintage shop today and I didn’t buy it because $200 on glassware is not in my budget right now. But, I fear I’ve made a horrible mistake….

I just want to be rich enough so that I can buy furniture that I don’t have to assemble with an Allen wrench

Sometimes I think to myself “what if I learned carpentry as a hobby?”

Omg if they duet on “DJ Play a Christmas Song” I might die

Nearly collapsed after this, but I hit 300 for the first time in a while today

My grandmother always used to tell my parents “that boy needs a dog”. And wow, I really got the best one there’s ever been. Losing him just hurts so much

So when does the transgender for all start? Is there like a sign-up sheet or…

No one has ever gotten anything so right

Picking out paint colors for our living room and the stakes have never felt higher

Time to get big and beefy. Starting another 12-week powerlifting cycle today 💪

Trick or treat 🎃

Oh shit oh fuck

A day of rest

Can’t explain how happy I am that I found a good gym in the suburbs. It was one of my biggest concerns about moving from the city. I know it sounds silly, but I do spend most of my free time there after all. Anyway, time to get back to work after nearly a month of inconsistent workouts.

I DIDN’T JUST COME HERE TO DANCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I’m a mouse, duh

Will today be the day I replace my shattered phone screen? No. But I will say to myself “I should really get around to fixing that”

At Planet Fitness for the first time after a year of Equinox and I feel like Moira Rose

We were promised bops! Where are the bops?

The universe knew that I’m not close enough to a mental breakdown, so now I’m at urgent care with my dog 🙃

That “hey handsome” machine gun meme, but it’s me replying “stop” to fundraising texts from Chuck Schumer

No one at the gym knows I’m having a panic attack about having to move in a week. Anyway it was back day

I need recommendations for recessed lighting. Something that can be controlled with an app would be fun. No overhead lighting is the goal in the new house!

You gotta give it to comparison. She really is the thief of joy.

Felt huge, might delete later

Whenever I call my eye doctor’s office to make an appointment they’re always like “well that’s weird of you for having eyes”

Chicka tah!

This new Ava Max album is making me think she’s had some toxic relationships….

True

My dual personalities while gay camping.

Pool boy, at your service

Just trying to be a himbo

My new hobby is going to Sephora and buying things as if they don’t have price tags. This is probably unsustainable

This made me cry in the best way! boxd.it/auuGZl

Damn, Ozzy’s dead. There was a time when I thought he would live forever. His music shaped me as an angry, confused teenager. I think there’s something queer about metal that gave me an outlet at a time when I really needed one.

Went to the gay beach yesterday. Ate tacos. Saw lots of cute boys. This is the only picture I took all day.

Always making goofy faces in posing selfies

What might go wrong? Babe, I ask myself that literally every second of every day.

Shoulder day

Not identifying as gay anymore. I’m in “a long romance with Tallulah Bankhead”.

Finally went to Little Gay Pub, but didn’t take a bathroom selfie. So, did I even really go?

Apparently there’s a trend on TikTok where people are posting videos of themselves in like the mountains of Switzerland or like the Positano Coast and captioning them with “I’m in Reading, PA”. And my dumb ass totally fell for it (well, not the Positano video, that’s what gave it away)

This season of Gilded Age is exhilarating!

Oomf said I should post more thirst traps. (Ok maybe he actually said I should take progress photos for accountability)

It’s time that we, as a society, talk about what’s going on with floss.