Drop a lawyer

Social battery has actually never been this low

Leg day with the fam while on vacation ✅

Do you guys mind if I make a compound butter?

Kendall Jenners Architectural Digest video of her house is actually incredible…

Good Morning from me and Bean

🤭

The concept of me flying into Salt Lake City on the day of Jen Shahs release from federal prison

Vacation mode has begun ❄️

I need the anxiety fucked out of me

Had a dream I met The Killer but guess what fuckers? The Lord hasn’t called me home yet so I will be persisting

Atleast we get to drink coffee again tomorrow

Sleep score of 90 let’s gooo

Tipsiana Grande

Heading out

None of my friends want to get dinner they only ever want brunch is this a 30s thing (said with love)

Slept in until 8:45 maybe I am youthful

Cleaning my cars backup camera with a licked finger feels VERY sensual

I am not immune to secular Christmas music

Good Morning - Happy Friday

Measuring spoons yearn for the disposal

Upgrading to the iPhone 17 from a 13…

The diagnosis is in….

New Festive PFP

My teeth are now retained once again thank you for coming with me on this journey

Dreaming of a sagebrush sea

Sobbed

I think I’m…done with Christmas shopping?

I guess I’ll go shovel

that canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about

Also I got this pot at a thrift store for 7 dollars yesterday 😋

Letting the joy creep in

I know it’s just dopamine, but it feels so real to me

I’m watching the Grinch, bitch

This is in my Top 5 Ethel songs

The amount of leftovers I was just sent home with….

Sweet Potato Sesame Balls

Now tell me why my permanent retainer had to break on today of all days 😩

Good Morning and Happy Thanksgiving 🧡

I need you all to know that I made a chicken pot pie from scratch but she didn’t photograph well so I fear I will be gatekeeping

RHOSLC watchings is now

I am either God‘s bravest or most stupid soldier because I just grocery shopped

I’m readyyyy

What I eat in a day as someone who’s feeling the weight of every decision I’ve ever made

Sometimes a woman named Valerie cuts your hair and she does a good job

Horned after the bar

Finally watched The Substance last night and still thinking about it

Where I’m at

Might indulge in a hump day beer while watching RHOSLC