First time making blondies…thank you Americas Test Kitchen

Windy bike ride by the lake

Going to be speaking in riddles for the next month by the way

Is anyone seeing Ethel Cain in Milwaukee this Friday?

Fellas is it gay to have plants

I am at risk of getting an impromptu tattoo soon

sundaymaxxing by jerkmogging my pp

Qtips are the devil, ear irrigation is the only option when discussing ear wax removal

good morning

Do we think Rupaul will ever go on Good Hang? Part of me thinks he won’t be able to drop his canned bits and submit to the vulnerability that’s come to be expected on the program, but he is a titan of industry and has a great perspective and sense of humor….

Sandra Bullock !!

Caitlyn is just mad she can’t go to Israel anymore :/ aw

Remember when I had a sex dream about bloomf and didn’t tell him

Michael Evangeline Meeks!!

Given in to lust on the timeline it’s fine

Fuck Me Eyes on TouchTunes

Cweamy frozen lemonade partakenings is now

Merry-go-rounds

Anyway, I’m horny and searching for a washing machine to sit on

Oh yeah, me and him? We went to Bluesky together.

Morning! Coffee’s on

Meteorologists during tornado warnings

I haven’t done a handstand in a while I’ve lost myself

So, what now

The best thing I’ve learned as an adult is that love is endless and that community is everywhere you are kind

This album is a hug

“It’s good you didn’t put that in writing” is my new response to anything anyone says

We made the right person famous with Meg Stalter

I want to get involved in something…

I got a haircut and I’ve purchased a new fragrance, no longer am I chopped

Juicy will have a career until her body gives out

Lotta weird outfits at that Coachella deal

Gooood Morning

Butter is an emulsion

Per Diem maxxing

Sick of Dorit

jennifer tilly in custom balmain w her own face on it likeee she is exactly who she thinks she is

Cubicle neighbor is full of sighs today

I can’t not have TikTok

shorter people should get a tax write off for having a lower carbon footprint

Sex dream about bloomf

Voted in my local election and contacted members of Congress. My next act will be reregulating myself after a day of consuming endless amounts of very warranted outrage. I will outlive the president and the pendulum will swing because we’ll make it swing.

Good morning! Slept like dog shit last night, which seems customary for my first night on work trips in a hotel.

Hey Wisconsin folx. There is an election tomorrow. If you haven’t voted already, make it a point to. Looking at you ladies. They don’t want you to be Able to vote. All the more reason to do it.

Authenticity is so interesting because faceless profiles can sometimes broadcast more intimate windows into their inner lives than profiles covered in selfies.

Project Hail Mary was really good

Oooof, been there