Monday dread

Tom Selleck Magnum Pi 🕵️

Last farmers market of the year type tea

New Demi is cunty

Feeling feral.

That WifeSwap episode with Angie was so wholesome. I think the homestead husband actually benefitted the most out of everyone based on the way he said Angie listened to him on their night out

Hot yoga just got my gay ass right together

Good morning, it’s gonna be Tuesday all day

Watching Boots on Netflix.gov

Gas station ass

Going back home today 🙂‍↕️🥹

Samin Nosrat makes me so uncomfortable but I do appreciate everything she does and stands for

Britani catching so many strays this episode is fucking hilarious

IRL bloomf and I both had sex dreams about each other

Hi lovers

The concept of my honeys heart being blue and a second offbeat

Striking up a conversation with middle aged women from my experience goes 2 ways. They offer you life changing affirming advice - or -they want to debate why Pro-“informed” choice is the only acceptable abortion stance.

I’ve had 3 cups of coffee after a week of none so as the Brit’s say Am Buzzin

wait should I bring Bearded Buzzcut Bobby back?

As far as fruit flavored beverages are concerned, berry is always the most sinister

Thonged is such a funny word lol are you thonged?

Pretty sure Michiganders wouldn’t merge on the highway for Jesus Christ of Nazareth

I got Ethel Cain tickets 😍

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Driving through Milwaukee is a fucking joke

Naked scuba #nakedmen #muscle #fur #handsome

New Searows hello depression

Something I love about Katya on Bald and the Beautiful is that she holds reverence for the fact that podcasts started as and are primarily an audio only media format.

Locktober, jocktober, cocktober. Some of y’all need to focus on JOBtober!

Plaidtober?

Do I have any bloomfs in Grand Rapids ?

Lossless audio showed up on my Spotify and I got new AirPods

Took a half day ☺️

Diagnose me mom ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good morning wood 🪵

Cancelled Saturday shift means bellying up to the diner bar for breakfast 🥞

Good morning 🌞 I got Starbucks on my way to work this morning as a treat

A friend was telling me about the wet dream he had and gave me a chub at work 🥴

RHOSLC watchings is now

Ashwagandha bubble bath and Epsom salts please cure me (I’m not sick)

What’s happening

This humidity is hunting me for sport

Saturday Showers 🚿

Am I? Can y’all tell my employer

I need to make a fish pie with roasted mashed potatoes on top….Yum

Good morning team

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I enjoyed this book

Heather Gay narrator of the season as always

13 mile bike ride complete ✅