Sitting at a roundabout like come on guys, let’s take some risks

Victoria

Do you guys mind if I participate in local elections?

Couple of the year award goes to salmon and mustard

Kacey Musgraves playing at the breakfast diner, day off, one thing I needed to do today is done. God is good

Switched it up from cotton flannel sheets to bamboo rayon last night and it felt slutty

Fishwife smoked rainbow trout was VERY good but unsure if worth $14 for one tin.

Goodnight 😘

I see some of y’all’s cocks more than my own.

The same pose and I against the world - Happy Friday

My Saturn return starts tomorrow 😳

Good Morning ☀️

it's a tough job, but someone has to do it

Had a dream I thanked Mehmet Oz in person for urging people to take the Measles vaccine lol

Thinking about Lemons verse in Tongue Pop

Goodnight

Just finished Alone season 11 and I just - I need to watch every season now. What a fantastic window into the human spirit and experience.

Wearing my best pajamas to the Super Bowl watch party

Me, hungover “I need to change every aspect of my life”

Saturdayyy

I just wanna know is love completely off the table?

Thinking about breakfast on the grill

Good Morning

Hell, except im just surrounded by people who say things like “Hims the floofiest and goodest puppers!”

What do you need sweatheart I’m about to clock out

I am surrounded by chile 🌶️

To put it simply, I met and flirted with a nice gentleman in person. He then followed me on Instagram, but has since revealed himself to be uninterested in me. I do not view this as a loss, more so a reminder that in 2026 it is possible to meet potential lovers outside of dating apps.

Distant and seemingly joyless oomf always whining about something

Beyond spoiled this spring

Well, one day closer to retirement

I love saying peoples full government names

Oh heyyy

*leans in for a kiss

Shoutout to me for being done with Dry January 🤝🍺

Shocker! Irish bar named Dublin’s had incredible fish tonight

Release Radar is hitting today

Good morning lovers

Something very interesting and salacious has just come across my desk and for the sake of journalistic integrity I must maintain discretion

It was actually so devastating seeing Whitney’s reaction to Bronwyn and Todd’s separation 💔

Vibes

If God is fair, explain this?

defend your quiet card with 4 minutes of silence

My body needs marinara

Do you guys ever think about Mattie Fae from the 2013 film August: Osage County?

People only start hating January when it’s Aquarius season…ever thought of that?

Have any of yall been listening to the new Searows album?

Ethel Cains boyfriend in new vlog….🤤

Gonna go see Hamnet and I hope I cry

I’m on your close friends but your story replies are off, alright girl protect your peace.