Let's sum up this fiasco: 1. There was no reason to redesign the Reflecting Pool except Trump's narcissism. 2. He ignored science and chose a color that would make everything worse. 3. It made everything worse. 4. We have to spend millions MORE to fix it now.

BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Secretary of State Marco Rubio out to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to prove that the water is "perfectly safe and beautiful and clean. Unlike what the fake news and Dumocrats are saying." #DonaldTrump #ReflectingPool

How it started vs. how it’s going 🥹 The Brunsons are NBA Champions!

1999: Rick Brunson and the Knicks reach the NBA Finals 2026: Jalen Brunson and the Knicks win the NBA Finals 27 years later… the son gets it done, with his father by his side.

The Statue of Liberty is still good right? She hasn't been dismantled in a fit of pure manic joy?

San Antonio can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

The Peoples House has become a cheap amusement park.

Coming to the Kennedy Center this fall

God does NOT want this tacky thing.

They're really gonna wait until 11:59 ET aren't they? 🙄

I would 500% read this. You know that Teletubby sun is low key a super villian. He'd probably team up with Nosferatu.

Okay Rafael sneaked in during the last quarter right? We know you're there Ted. #CruzCurse

Senile Satan is making ads for the Democrats now.

In Japan, a gorilla 🦍 named Kiyomasa got into trouble with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly thinking now what

Meanwhile, in the red states…

🎶Everything Trump touches dies! Everything loses value when he's there! His very presence corrupts! If he's coming, fill your heart with despair!🎶

This is a very well known legal trick called "if I can't see you, it didn't happen." Jackie's got a good lawyer.

He was also one half of the duo behind Beauty and the Beast which he wrote while he was actively dying from A.I.D.S related complications. It changes "Belle" and "Kill the Beast."

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Welcome to Pride Month!

RAH, IT'S PRIDE MONTH RETWEET TO SCARE A HOMOPHOBE/TRANSPHOBE

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Y’ALL.

So far the celebrity cameos are: Bryan Cranston Paul Rudd Tim Meadows We better get a cameo from Stephen Colbert the identical second cousin of Stephen Colbert. #LateNightWithStephenColbert

While I won't say I will NEVER watch CBS again since forever's a long time and we don't know what the future brings, I will say I will never watch it again during the Ellison/Weiss era. Live your best life Stephen. #LateShowWithStephenColbert

Delete your Paramount+ and let CBS become irrelevant.

Ahh I love enjoying my sandwich all by myself without distraction—

Music soothes the soul. And this guy is the medicine.

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

Slightly increase a band: The Police & Jeff.

Dammit. You can't expect me to do WORK knowing this exists.

Y'all didn't think this bastard was real did you?

Maul really is just thirsty to be a father isn't he? If Sidius hadn't gotten to him, he'd have been the guy proposing on the 3rd date. #MaulShadowLord #StarWars

"Star Wars but make it The Sopranos!" -Dave Filoni pitching Maul: Shadow Lord probably

The Pope is quite famously a White Socks fan, so they could have changed this with a baseball and it would have at least shown the smallest amount of effort. This is what happens when you fire all the smart people.

Dude pet that butt already you tease.

Dr. Maggie, checking in on Donald Trump's psychological status. Spoiler alert: It's not good. But at least it's hilarious.😅

Rolling into the Met Gala.

Feeding your dessert to make it happy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/yx...

May the 4th be with you 🌌

me when i get shot

Romeo and Juilet is about obsession and selfishness not love.

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

We went over this when you were 14 Bruce. It's fine.

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.