Maul really is just thirsty to be a father isn't he? If Sidius hadn't gotten to him, he'd have been the guy proposing on the 3rd date. #MaulShadowLord #StarWars

"Star Wars but make it The Sopranos!" -Dave Filoni pitching Maul: Shadow Lord probably

The Pope is quite famously a White Socks fan, so they could have changed this with a baseball and it would have at least shown the smallest amount of effort. This is what happens when you fire all the smart people.

Dude pet that butt already you tease.

Dr. Maggie, checking in on Donald Trump's psychological status. Spoiler alert: It's not good. But at least it's hilarious.😅

Rolling into the Met Gala.

Feeding your dessert to make it happy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/yx...

May the 4th be with you 🌌

me when i get shot

Romeo and Juilet is about obsession and selfishness not love.

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

We went over this when you were 14 Bruce. It's fine.

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

I guess all I have to say is live your life in a way where the entire world shrugs when they hear there were shots fired near you.

I looked up what was happening this time in 2016 and Trump was just wrapping up the primaries which he came back from after Cruz took an early lead. I'm convinced it was a demon deal now. He's ten years are up and it's all falling apart.

That time Benjamin Franklin seduced Clea, from Doctor Strange #18. Sadly, Steve Englehart quit mid-story, and it was retconned by Marv Wolfman the following issue. 😒

The markets are about to close, what horrific war crimes are we headed for tomorrow?

💖 cats just wanna have fun 💛💙🩷🤎 #caturday 💛💚🩷💜

Doggo loving his li’l bro ❤️ TT: cool_uz777

Well that makes sense the Penguins always win- *stops, re-reads* Wait what?

Virginia voters today to the felon squatting in the White House. Thank you!

For anyone and everyone who really needs a moment of cute-baby-animal-zen, I offer for your consideration this little someone learning to stand.

😍

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

One thing I don't think we're talking about enough: Republicans don't believe in God or Jesus or any of their religions, because if they actually believed any of it, they'd be afraid they were going to hell after defending Trump's mocking of God It needs to be said loudly.

Here we see how Johnny and June started.

Maybe if we don't make any sudden movements this post will stay up?

Woo-hoo!!! 🥳 Thank you SO MUCH to People Magazine for writing about my memoir, the perception of disability, and my music! I am so excited that the book is finally out in the world... Thank you to the many lovely people who are helping to spread the word! ❤️ Read it here: people.com/singer-gaely...

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

I don't think we can deny this.

I'm available for marketing.

Y’all are wild

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Threw together a quick tricolor pasta salad with lemon pepper rotisserie chicken, Roma/parm/feta cheeses, black olives, fire roasted diced tomatoes and zesty Italian. Letting it chill for a late night dinner. Can I quit adulting now? I have no spoons left 😝

I mean, Jeff had plenty of pictures with just Donald. 👀

I know when I barely know a person I use the name that specifically ask their closest friends (or victims in the case of Virginia Guiffre) to call them. And of course the lady I met twice calls me Sweet Pea! Doesn't everyone?

The first American pope is not welcome in America.

I would lure the dog away to safety and throw the others an anchor.

So we bombed Iran for... we never did figure that part out, but here's where we are: 1. Iran's government is secure and even more deeply entrenched. 2. Iran's people have turned towards their government. 3. Iran has had its sanctions lifted.

Awesome image from Artemis. Big!

But for real, that creepy "a civilization will die tonight" was 100% Temuferatu right?

It makes me sad to know he's too far into his dementia to really understand how excited everyone is about the thought of him dying when he inevitably pops back up sometime next week.

I'm not falling for it again. Don't get my hopes up just to have him pop up again tomorrow.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Seriously what have we become?

Having to *beg* a convicted felon to save your ass because you committed so many crimes on his behalf.

Once again, "Andor" delivers the goods. Bondi, finding out she's being tossed aside.

How apt that Pam Bondi's fall would be so closely correlated to the fall of the Dow...