MINNESOTA! 🤣🔥

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' And you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'

You want to be president(Or Speaker 👀)? Stand up to the moment. Give Trump a (unfortunately metaphorical) punch to the face and show us fight.

Their malice is only matched by their incompetence.

You might not be a fan of all this snow. But the dog, she's all about. Barking and squawking all thru the neighbourhood. #winterstorm #snowTO #winterTO #DogsOfBlueSky #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel

You know why The Reichstag Fire worked? The Nazis were smart enough to keep it completely silent and their part didn't come out until much later. Just wanted to point that out because the idiot in charge just loudly told us his intentions, which makes his scheme 1000% harder.

A group of Epstein survivors just formally demanded that the DOJ Inspector General open an investigation into how the heavily redacted Epstein files were released. They’re demanding action now to release the files and we stand with them.

Notice how Republicans can stand up without any fear when Trump threatens their donors. Remember that when they make a mealy-mouthed excuse about ICE murdering a woman, about that same DOJ continues to play games with the Epstein files or about him threatening our allies.

Told y'all Republicans would suddenly get spines when rich people are in his crosshairs. (Or even in danger of being winged.) He can hurt and kill us all he wants. They're off limits.

Remember when our old man president wandered up on the roof and we just kinda moved on?

I would like to point out the Shamans of Peru are batting a good 500 in their predictions so far. Maduro is in exile. I bring this up cause we can have hope for the second part. (And soon since we just started 2026.)

This is my biggest beef with the doomers. I don't know why y'all are so willing to just roll over. Everyone's scared. You don't give up, you fight harder. Winston Churchill's most famous speech was about how no matter how dire it got, Britain wasn't going to give up.

It's been a pretty awful 24 hrs. Here's a feel good boy.

You'd think they'd have learned after they whiffed what should have been an easy year in 2022 by mocking Paul Pelosi that Americans really don't like when they're unrepentant assholes who make fun of a tragedy. But they can't help themselves because they're unrepentant assholes.

Make it viral.

You don't even get the Democratic nomination if "we will be working with the Hague to extradite the worst ones" isn't a central platform.

The girls are fiiiighting.

Even the Cult is like "Yeah we have no business being there."

This will only get worse as more and more come out and I suspect it will result in prison sentences for both Hegseth and Rubio. (Trump will be long gone before they get their pardon). It might end up being his Waterloo.

All it takes is one bad gig.

Coincidentally, this is also what I tell my phone on New Year's.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

and Tiny Tiin, who DID die

Okay y'all. This is the night when your wealthy boss is going to see your family to melt their icy hearts. Make sure everyone's getting along. But do talk about how much you hate Trump so he can hear it. It won't change him, but it will let him know how much he despised.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

I could watch this all day. ❤️

Well anyway, the Epstein Files are due tomorrow and Pam has no good options left.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

This will be another moment where anyone with even a silver of conscience will be repelled. Even if you could somehow justify everything up to this point to yourself, this is something so evil it's impossible to call it anything else.

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Shot officially fired. The information will come out with or without you Pam. I really hope you keep hiding it because your legacy being "pedophile coddler" is a deserving fate.

A 6% drop when you were already pretty under water seems bad, but AP wants to keep Daddy happy I guess.

Gee and no one watched his pretend Grammys/Tonys/Oscars last night.

Who has made this 🤣

😕

Well deserved 👏👏

You obviously made it wrong.

One of the greatest Christmas ads ever. 🥰

This movie is ageless.

These geniuses went and took a war hero astronaut with a hero wife and made him the face of fighting Trump's fascism. Good luck JD. You may as well retire now.

"Quiet, piggy!" #DonaldTrump

It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend. Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.

Terrific

He's officially a lame duck. Republicans don't even care about what he says now.

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Two photos that sum up his train wreck of a presidency.

Told y'all the Senate wouldn't be the last bastian. They don't want the legacy anymore than the House. Now it's a question about what shenanigans Trump will pull