David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Good thing we have Kash, Puppykiller and Tulsi in charge of our national security for the inevitable retaliatory strikes.

The decent thing to do and smart PR cause I will buy Cards Against Humanity just to support them now.

And just like that, HBO and CNN will fall into the Trump death spiral. (Hope Oliver already has a new platform ready cause he's definitely the first to get the ax.) I'm really sad cause I won't get to see House of Dragon season 3 now. #ETTD

I regrettably had to miss the show tonight since I had a commitment to stare at my wall for two hours. From the lack of clips and commentary all I can deduce is that it was extremely boring.

As we look at the utter destruction of nearly everything in this union barely a year into this, I'm re-upping this.

Let's put all our energy in celebrating these ladies who didn't have a bunch of ringers on their team and EARNED their medal. The men's team can go party at the WH and shame themselves.

Let me enjoy my seasonal snack cakes.

What I learned from this documentary: Literally no one attached to this show is willing to apologize for the hell they put these girls through, though you can at least see remorse from Nigel and Jay Manuel. Tyra is such a tyrant, Jay, Miss Jay and Nigel are still terrified of her.

The real reason he might have a heart attack in the next hour on live TV: The Supreme Court just punctured his dictator image. He still has to follow the laws. That gives Republicans looking for a way to save themselves very dangerous ideas.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Hats off to Julie who's work has been instrumental in the justice we are seeing around the world. (And eventually here.) But Andrew's fall especially is because of one person's bravery: I really wish you could have seen it Virginia.

Heated Rivalry (2025)

America watching South Korea holding their coup attempting president to account and England arresting a member of the Royal Family for his corruption while the guy responsible for both got re-elected here.

This Beagle’s dramatic 'play dead' on command is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

Yeah Sweden won gold or whatever, but the dog won the best doggo award which obviously is the superior one.

A very cultured kitty.

We are all Chief Brody this week.

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

Apparently Dawson died yesterday and I'm just finding out. Huh.

GM!

going great already lmfaoo

Bad Bunny is the best performer the Superbowl has had in decades at least. Racists missing out on a great show to watch Middle Aged Rock. 👏👏👏

Ham for Sam!

Happy Superb Owl Day!

Let this sink into your weary soul.

Found the next place where Rudy's having a press conference.

MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.

A golden retriever named Bronson, who passed from bone cancer, donated his wheelchair to a dog named Brue who is battling the same cancer and recently became paralyzed. Brue got used to it very quickly, and now she's running for both of them. 14/10 for all (IG: grizzlybane)

"The rules of autocratic backfire are clear. Even if a struggling strongman manages to stay in power, once his carefully crafted image is tarnished, a collective reckoning can begin with the costs of his corruption and lying." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...

So... are we not gonna discuss that we finally know the origin of "tears in their eyes"? He seriously hasn't had an original thought in his life. Source: The Times share.google/pfyDyRNaazkZ...

Alexander Skarsgard like you've never seen him before on Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert announced that his last show airs May 21st. What a coincidence, that's National Cancel Paramount+ Day.

Oh dear, it would be very bad to have a thread showing Donnie has no problem with guns at rallies when it's HIS people.

Trump tried to break the Twin Cities but we stood strong, and now *they* are backing down. Makes me feel proud to live here.

Timeline cleanse. 😊

Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.

Mark Rutte has handed Donald Trump a piece of paper with ‘turn over to read our Greenland offer’ on both sides & that will occupy him for weeks

McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.

Okay because I have other interests beside the world burning down around is in real time (I guess that's an interest??), I'm going to bring back a past time I did on the other place in better times and live (not) tweet my reaction to the new Dunk and Egg. Spoilers obv. #knightofthesevenkingdoms

This is what I've been saying. Hitler threw crumbs to the people and improved their lives (it wasn't hard because the depression hit them harder than the rest of the world. Giving them food was an improvement) so that when he took rights, it went unnoticed. Trump's done the exact opposite.

MINNESOTA! 🤣🔥

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' And you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'

You want to be president(Or Speaker 👀)? Stand up to the moment. Give Trump a (unfortunately metaphorical) punch to the face and show us fight.

Their malice is only matched by their incompetence.