One of the greatest Christmas ads ever. 🥰

This movie is ageless.

These geniuses went and took a war hero astronaut with a hero wife and made him the face of fighting Trump's fascism. Good luck JD. You may as well retire now.

"Quiet, piggy!" #DonaldTrump

It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend. Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.

Terrific

He's officially a lame duck. Republicans don't even care about what he says now.

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Two photos that sum up his train wreck of a presidency.

Told y'all the Senate wouldn't be the last bastian. They don't want the legacy anymore than the House. Now it's a question about what shenanigans Trump will pull

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His name was Jamal Khashoggi and Trump is inviting his murderer into the Oval Office in a garish ceremony. Read Jamal Khashoggi’s columns for The Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-...

PICK UP FENDI!

I'm legitimately wondering how this woman ever got a job in journalism in the first place.

Powerful.

So now that we know he gives blow jobs, MAGA's all in on bisexuality right?

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

I've been saying since his bromance really came out that the real reason he kisses Putin's feet is because Putin has the Epstein files.

Epstein was advising how to discredit Blasé-Ford and get Kavanuagh through his hearings.

#ETTD It never fails.

DUCKTAVIOUS!

I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free. gofund.me/e44538b52

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Put the pressure on all these cowards. Make it so toxic to vote for this that they have no choice. We were nice before. Let's get over that.

Palette cleanser. We all need a bunch of adorable puppies infecting one another with big yawns.

Says a lot and this Supreme Court that they make this decision and my very first thought is "Oh no what do they have coming up??"

Taking Caturday to the next level...

Fred! Fred! It's your cousin, MARVIN DURST? You know that new rock rap sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this

Don’t be selfish, George.

A human with empathy would be looking on in concern. They'd look worried if they were facing the cameras. They'd tell the reporters to stop filming and to clear the room for emergency responders. Then we have King Donald. The best he cab muster is annoyance.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Neither government nor defense requests anything at this time…not even an afternoon snack. So that—and I know you’ve been waiting for it—is a wrap.

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

It starts. They were always going to be forced to cave on this issue, but now they'll start dripping information out and make it impossible for MAGA Moses to keep hiding them. Get Grandpa Anchor out before he can drag them down.

Rudy still does not disappoint. REGUUUULAAAR PEEEEOPLLLLE!

Just a reminder that some idiot prosecutors decided this was a case worth pursuing.

OMFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 South Park is off the charts Paranormal Investigators are called to the White House to solve the mystery of the Woman in the Hat. The investigation uncovers something truly frightening, and Fox News is there to cover it. #SouthPark

I guess the lesson for tonight is don't live your life in such a way that billions of people the world over are celebrating you getting your ass kicked in absentia.

Me: It'll be a few minutes, I'll check in on NY later. Five minutes after the polls close: It's Mamdani!

WE ARE AT THREAT LEVEL KETCHUP! REPEAT THREAT LEVEL KETCHUP!

EPIC

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Words fail me. These monsters tortured a five-year-old because it harshed his good time to raise a child.

Toronto can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

My friends: “Not everyone understands his genius, but it’s real” 🔥