Biden was never caught sleeping in public. Not once. Trump was regularly sleeping through his trial in 2024.

…YeAh?

YeAh.

The people who cling to the Woody Allens of this world will never understand the people who drop the Neil Gaimans like they’re on fire. Some of us are allergic to joining cults.

hot damn do i looooooves me some good old-fashioned nazi-beating

Rest In Piss Dick Cheney

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

I have never wanted to print something out and hang it up as a motivational poster until I came across this.

Beauty and the Beast, director. Zach Hadel

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink. I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

Tomorrow morning’s gonna hit different with the post-Halloween blues ngl

Why are you trembling?

If you spent the last eight years shit-talking The Last Jedi, I don't wanna hear you complain about Disney not letting Steven Soderbergh make a Star Wars movie. They saw how y'all reacted to bold takes on the franchise and noped out forever, congratulations.

Nazis are not an abstract concept. They're not a myth, they're not from an alternative timeline. Acting like it's not really a big deal for someone to show ANY level of support about ANYTHING they did is unacceptable. They tried to MURDER MY GRANDPARENTS and they DID murder MILLIONS of my people.

If some group had tried to murder YOUR grandparents, would you be cool with someone having a tattoo of their logo? Would you accept that it was a "youthful mistake" or that they just didn't understand it? Would you let it slide bc you don't want to "alienate" people who don't think it's a big deal?

The Nazis murdered dozens of MY ancestors. Whole branches of the family wiped out forever. Cousins and aunts and uncles of MINE. They murdered over 90% of all the Jews in Poland in 6 years. They wanted it to be 100%. They tried to MURDER MY GRANDPARENTS.

There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second: Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.

Do you understand? They marched into the town where MY GRANDPARENTS lived and started rounding up all the Jews who lived there, to MURDER them. This wasn't ancient history, it wasn't even 100 years ago. They came after MY GRANDPARENTS.

A lot of "THE YOUTH" live at home. This is feigned puritanism in the service of awkward friction between them and their parents.

There are thousands of these stories of ICE ripping families apart. Sadly, this one is family. My niece is raising funds to bail her husband out of ICE detention. If you can help, I would be grateful. Comments will be closed. gofund.me/d7cec1bbe

My best friend @dgil.bsky.social's family is facing an unimaginable challenge as a loved one is detained by ICE. They have a 9-month-old baby and are fighting to reunite. Please consider donating or sharing to help bring this family back together. gofund.me/603378b6e

Three years, three months and five days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.

Seeing this photo makes me feel happy 🥲❤️ #tatmr #ttte

Introduce yourself with only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. - Coleslaw - Cats (2019); a movie so bad that it almost made me an atheist - “Love Is An Open Door” from the first Frozen

It’s time we have a chat about bringing back public etiquette to movie theaters. paletteswap.site/tru...

Here's a PREVIEW of Escape From Vault Disney #151, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit!"

At LONG last it's @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #151! In our belated fourth episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, I'm joined by Laura Barry, Sam Barry and Kit Quinn as we cover @arthurcrane.bsky.social's request for WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/who-framed-r...

I keep saying this. There's not a single adult age Disney fan who actually likes the heads of the company. They like the artists and creators. But A SHIT TON of adult Potter fans STILL LOOK UP TO JOANNE ROWLING and that makes a gigantic difference.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

One of the most commonly-misunderstood things about "Disney Adults" is our feelings towards Disney executives. I have yet to encounter a "Disney Adult" who doesn't absolutely LOATHE Disney executives with every last fiber of their being. That's what happens when you do the research.

...And THIS is how I find out? On fucking BLUESKY? Well FINE! Go be Ryan Murphy's nemesis, see if I care! Hope he makes you very unhappy! (cries into pillow)

Well, as long as we're making announcements... I've talked it over with her, and you are looking at the new, full-time henchman to the great Agatha Vile! No more interning for this guy! I'm officially a complete henchman!

My dumb ass: "Why is everyone referencing The Dave Matthews Band? They must have a song about the Chicago River or something" (Googles "Dave Matthews Band Chicago River") (tragically dies of uncontrollable laughter)

An American Werewolf In King Arthur’s Court

..... ...were they playing the long game?

Yes folks. Agatha & her fellow Ohioans now need to give this place their social security numbers to be allowed to use it. that never ends well. People will hack this site & they will get the numbers. they’ll be giving away identity theft like they’re Oprah. “Everybody gets their identity stolen!”

Goddamn it, I have to put in my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO VERIFY I AM AN ADULT, THANKS TO A BULLSHIT OHIO LAW. “Buh is to pwotect dah children!” NO IT IS NOT. Some Republican got scared about watching porn (or more likely is on Epstein’s list) and made this a thing to save themselves. Fuck MAGA.

I think about this a lot.

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

This isn't just my favorite #Transformers film, it's the film that got me interested in the rest of the franchise I've missed, namely the TV shows. Happy One year to the One and only #TransformersOne!

ESTO.

This is flat out unacceptable. Shut the whole fucking thing down immediately

I have a BRAND NEW SONG on this compilation! It's called "Smogberry Pie," and it's a parody of Don McLean's classic rock staple "American Pie" about the history and impact of The Dr. Demento Show. And right now, the only way to obtain it is on this compilation!

Also my cover photo is one of the best photos I took at Knotts Scary Farm last year like holy shit this came out phenomenal

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (Tarantino, 2009)

if I find you using the R slur for any reason in the year 2025, I am blocking you immediately.

Literally a joke from The Simpsons Movie

If you want to hear me discuss a movie that’s near and dear to me in spite of its flaws, then check out my guest spot on this latest episode of Channel KRT!