Don't reply with AI slop I will block your degenerate ass.

Watch this man's stuff! His opinions are well backed up, he's got a good head on his shoulders, and his voice is as rich as Swiss Chocolate!

Formal Zoom Meeting Wear

Considering that Larry Ellison's fortune comes from Oracle, I wonder how badly the AI bubble popping is going to wreak havoc with this.

Typical Netflix, backing out before anything's done. But seriously though, this is SO not good.

Genuinely crushed. R.i.P. Rob Grant, co creator of Red Dwarf.

Well that was weird. Anyway, back to the usual weirdness...

RIPD Wasted potential AND put me off my dinner. Heinous.

Nominees are really heating up for this year's "Legitimately Uglier Than A Labubu" Award.

FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN

My favorite part of "Wuthering Heights" (2026) was when Margot Robbie came out and says, "It's wutherin' time" and wuthers all over the heights. It'll make a Wutherillion dollars.

Aside from Agatha, Dan regularly makes targets of @tonygoldmark.bsky.social, @podcasttenp.bsky.social, And me… He is not a good person. Well adjusted, logical, good people don’t act like this. He puts up a veneer of caring, but he just doesn’t. We never did anything to deserve 5 years of his BS.

Here I thought no further depths could be plumbed, but then here comes danster20... Seriously, if you haven't already, just use the functioning block button around here and shut the little scum weasel out of any conversation involving my boss.

John Carpenter's The Thing

In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Rest in Peace.

So… @moderation.bsky.app you have seen fit to harass my best friend AGAIN… She had a post removed and two strikes added to her account… The post… “Jesus Christ, My Dude” That’s it. That’s the post that got her in trouble. That’s all she wrote. We came here hoping you’d be better than this!

Overwatch the Hedgehog

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

Because of course Ellison wanted him back on Transformers...

We have a final runtime for a movie that still in reshoots?

Because of course Arale is Pink Shirt Girl...

I guess BlueSky is trying to censor someone’s name? Weird. Anyways, what’s the first name of Mina’s love interest in Dracula? Something Harker, I don’t remember. Also, that character from Friends who’s the paleontologist, what’s his first name? Monica’s brother, you know? Ah whatever.

Dear 2025, Buzz off. Bring it on, 2026. #happynewyear

How I'm walking out of 2025

HOLY FECKING SHITE!!!!

If you've ever said that you support trans people, it's time to take a stand. It's time to prove that you care more about your trans friends than you do for Fortnite and Harry Potter. Show them you won't stand for Fortnite putting money into the pockets of bigots running anti-trans orgs.

Be like G.I. Robot. youtu.be/Drs5UHAMpTE

This needs to happen. Craig is still Blanc, everyone else is a Muppet.

OUT NOW. GO WATCH! youtu.be/zaoHr9CYPhY?...

...what is this...

We’ll probably never again see such a casual, celebratory, & memorable gathering of Jim Henson’s family of characters as is found in 1987’s A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS…

Playing with a new Pin Design. Y'all fuck with this?

Good ol Sbubby.

God I hate AI.

We were robbed of a world where Raul Julia got to play Victor von Doom, and that just frustrates me to no end.

I'm a henchman to a literal card carrying supervillain, and yet this is somehow the most diabolical thing I've ever seen.

Leprechaun, however, is a Thanksgiving movie.

Zootopia: The Way of Water

#Comics #Bluey #MST3k

Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers I Rule, I Rule, I Rule This Day

F--- Harry Potter, watch Transformers!