Well in the end, he got himself a pool. Only the price turned out a little high.

An early sound picture, Sunset from 1927 is a master class on the importance of audio and its place to illicit genuine emotion alongside visual storytelling. Can't find any gifs of it, but look it up when you can, it is hands down one of my all time favorite films.

"You could make a religion out of this." -Bill Wurtz

Oh! That's why.

Steve is suffering

Hey. :) Trans rights.

Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/f...

Long Beach parking be like

The better Happy Meal toys were full on action figures. One play feature toys lose their luster very quickly while more play can be derived from basic figurines. Less is more. Unless of course you were lucky enough to get a bag of Legos or even a full on Transformer in your Happy Meal. GOATed.

I see you sharing Gen AI garbage, no matter what the context is, I won't hesitate to block you.

Transformer: Rise of the Beast

wish

Episode #155, on THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023), is NOW available to @tonygoldmark.bsky.social's Patreon patrons one day early! www.patreon.com/posts/escape...

AYO IT'S UP FINALLY!! The last of the Transformers #30 hot takes 😁 Lemme know your thoughts on this issue and whether you think I was fair on this, and the Kirkman era of Transformers in general! youtu.be/VvElx6Dm-7s

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Did you know Viggo Mortensen ACTUALLY broke his toe on the audition for the Weird Al biopic when he kicked the accordion in anguish?

...are you kidding me.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

Don't reply with AI slop I will block your degenerate ass.

Watch this man's stuff! His opinions are well backed up, he's got a good head on his shoulders, and his voice is as rich as Swiss Chocolate!

Formal Zoom Meeting Wear

Considering that Larry Ellison's fortune comes from Oracle, I wonder how badly the AI bubble popping is going to wreak havoc with this.

Typical Netflix, backing out before anything's done. But seriously though, this is SO not good.

Genuinely crushed. R.i.P. Rob Grant, co creator of Red Dwarf.

Well that was weird. Anyway, back to the usual weirdness...

RIPD Wasted potential AND put me off my dinner. Heinous.

Nominees are really heating up for this year's "Legitimately Uglier Than A Labubu" Award.

FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN

My favorite part of "Wuthering Heights" (2026) was when Margot Robbie came out and says, "It's wutherin' time" and wuthers all over the heights. It'll make a Wutherillion dollars.

Aside from Agatha, Dan regularly makes targets of @tonygoldmark.bsky.social, @podcasttenp.bsky.social, And me… He is not a good person. Well adjusted, logical, good people don’t act like this. He puts up a veneer of caring, but he just doesn’t. We never did anything to deserve 5 years of his BS.

Here I thought no further depths could be plumbed, but then here comes danster20... Seriously, if you haven't already, just use the functioning block button around here and shut the little scum weasel out of any conversation involving my boss.

John Carpenter's The Thing

In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Rest in Peace.

So… @moderation.bsky.app you have seen fit to harass my best friend AGAIN… She had a post removed and two strikes added to her account… The post… “Jesus Christ, My Dude” That’s it. That’s the post that got her in trouble. That’s all she wrote. We came here hoping you’d be better than this!

Overwatch the Hedgehog

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

Because of course Ellison wanted him back on Transformers...

We have a final runtime for a movie that still in reshoots?

Because of course Arale is Pink Shirt Girl...