All the smart politics people keep telling me that Starmer, while terrible at home, is this Great Diplomat Bestride The Globe and that's why they can't dump him off

I'll take "Least Surprising Outcome for $500," Alex.

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Sure hope no one in the us government has said anything that might put the pilot in a tight spot

Ed Miliband has sold us all out. The climate movement, the environmental sector - and most importantly - our future generations. No longer can Labour claim to have the odd minister who "gets it." They're bought and paid for.

Ed Miliband has always been a useless, cowardly turd, and he's shown it to us all again.

Ruh-roh

I’m working on a story about this claim and I’ll give you a spoiler: it’s not true

Reminds me of how my work stopped trying to badger people to upgrade to windows 11 and just let the windows 10 image get so bad they had no choice. There were 2 versions of teams, each one insisted it was the wrong one when you opened it.

You all be absolutely astonished to hear that when this happened all the other journalists in the room just sat there with their hands folded and waited for him to leave lol No solidarity amongst the hacks

One of our favourite Register reader comments on this story: "So NASA can still talk to Voyager 1 & 2 at over 13 billion miles away and nearly 50 years after launch, but get Microsoft involved and you lose your comms in less than a day." Quite www.theregister.com/2026/04/02/a...

media couldn't wait to talk up reform as the tories' replacement but they're conspicuously silent about the greens replacing labour. even after literally doing it in gorton and denton

Sorry they just upped my meds, am I hallucinating posts now?

I think what will ultimately determine whether or not we get a far right government is the extent to which our parents and grandparents believe we should have the things they had. I'd say the early results of this test do not look very good.

A lot of posts from starmer supporters I had saved just got deleted btw

It's so funny that the image they have used here is two circles and a semicircle, in an arrangement that triggers the human brain's overactive pattern-matching heuristics and so appears to us like a face, even though it isn't.

MOTHER, I HUNGER I HUNGER, MOTHER FEED ME THE WATER SUPPLY OF A TOWN WITH HIGH LEVELS OF POVERTY, MOTHER

When the markets believe anything Trump says:

Okay Starmer defenders, let's hear why this is good? The public hate chickens?

Labour is collectively punishing all NHS users in an attempt to turn the public against the doctors. It's absolutely grotesque, yet merely the latest thing on a very long list of things for which the party must never, ever be forgiven.

Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

Trump's going to pull out of NATO so he doesn't have to do shit about anyone attacking Turkey is he?

Why do Americans say 'coupon' like that anyway?

Pretty embarrassing for labour to have apparently made the world's most blackmailable person an MP. Assuming it was done by accident rather than just a 'Knowing who you can keep in line' thing. www.heraldscotland.com/news/2598595...

to clarify - two distinct security scandals for Joani Reid breaking on the same day in different papers. possibly the funniest series of events in British politics since Owen Smith (everything to do with him) x.com/AVMikhailova...

it took me a long minute to realise this is a joke bcos this is absolutely the sort of shit a labour mp would do.

Remember this the next time you have sinful thoughts (of using gemini)

That's enough internet for me for today I think

Getting rear ended and taking out a few houses

Remember all these dipshits were saying that OpenAI's video generation would revolutionise film making lol

Knock, knock Who’s there? WEALTH TAXES [crowd goes wild]

lol, lmao I will never tire of seeing these people get stomped on with the same tactics they happily cheered on when it was happening to their colleagues on the left

"Hello, you're watching Sky News Today at 1 o'clock with me, Jayne Secker. Breaking news, the kings state visit to the US will go ahead, despite the ongoing war. That as Donald Trump goads Britain over struggling fuel supplies, saying go get your own oil" Life as a vassal state.

Well this is every bit as vile as I’ve come to expect from Keir Starmer. He’s mad at resident doctors so he’s going to punish literally everyone by degrading the entire (already struggling) NHS. He doesn’t give the first shit about the regular person in the street.

Keir Starmer welcoming the former Al-Qaeda fighter recently installed as president of Syria.

I know it's Trans Day of Visibility but no it isn’t you didn't see anything

If you see an underground transgender mafia stealing 12 tonnes of Italian KitKats, no you didn't.

Israel passes law to give death penalty to Palestinians convicted of lethal attacks

but saying it is an apartheid state is wrong?

'for instance, as someone who does not understand star trek...'

What if we kissed at the... actually no, never mind

*Does massive line of coke before lab meeting* Okay guys, hang on, I've got this idea. Shut up it's good!

Man, it's all so pathetically predictable. The wheel always spins as it should.