Yeah dude they're murdering people

Autism is of course not a "problem to solve" like how the media and politicians are billing it, but it is also very important to call out that paracetamol/Tylenol does not cause autism, because otherwise lots of pregnant people are going to die

Nick Robinson's new ramble about 'free speech' does not mention the policing of references to palestine action at all but references 'questions raised' by glinners arrest because he's such a brave and intrepid truth-seeker.

Oh this is going to be bad

Strongly look forward to absolutely nothing coming of this

'I stopped the bullet with my neck' is the new 'Not crying, laughing actually'

Someone changed the TV in the gym from sky news to milkshake and I'd like to say I heartily endorse this decision.

this, too, is political violence

It’s worth recalling that McSweeney was at the time Labour’s Billionaire-Bungs Acquisition Officer - a job that was effectively obsolete, in a member-funded party that did not seek bribes from squillionaires.

Battle of Agincourt (1415) colourised (plus wizard)

The central figure in this article is co-chair of the Republican National Committee's Youth Advisory Council, a fact that's never mentioned

Wow this is most embarrassing thing the MP for warrington North has done since the last thing she did.

Well...this all sounds fucking horrible. Glad we haven't done anything incredibly stupid like bet the whole economy on it or anything. futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...

When we posted this a couple of weeks ago, we had some AI enthusiasts insist that this diagram was the result of poor prompting, or that the prompt that the original poster made was to generate a funny, bad diagram. So we decided to test ChatGPT's capability...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

We know. If they had, all the stories would have read "Charlie Kirk died from a neck wound amid unconfirmed reports of Israeli soldiers firing in self-defence nearby, according to the Hamas-run health ministry'

Modern nonsense, I'll be using a mallet as is traditional.

Not to panic anyone about the rapidly escalating collapse of society or anything but the blood donation centre is out of bourbon biscuits.

On Electoral Dysfunction, Beth explains that she didn’t want to ask about Mandelson because everything seemed to be going so nicely, but surprisingly none of her fearless colleagues did so she had to. LOL

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.

Banning writers while gleefully and loudly howling about your deportation numbers, that's just Sensible Politics In The National Interest (that Puts Money In Your Pocket)

all my amendments gone

If I had a penny for every time JK Rowling quoted Hitler this month, I'd have two pennies. It isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice.

You are literally describing the relationship with a lapdog

How fucking long do we have to watch society bend over backwards to lionize and sanctify a scumbag that monetized his efforts in multiclassing as many shades of bigotry as his tiny brain could hold? Is the dude that said black women have inferior brains going to be canonized as a fucking saint?

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Do you ever wonder how much of your personality is just the symptoms of ADHD? No...me neither.

Curious to know how anyone would square a statement like this with the existence of Tony Blair

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Ngl I think it's good that finally the UK's position as the US's pet is explicitly and clearly illustrated like this

TRUMP JUST PATTED STARMER LIKE A PET DOG!

I'd like to announce that I am launching the provisional wing of Your Party, sign up today!

Ah I think I see the confusion

Sally Rooney unable to collect award over Palestine Action arrest threat

People legit yelled at me for 24 hours when I said it's extremely dumb to RSVP to a protest. Why hand your name over to a group organizing a protest/rally? Do you *want* to have to talk to the FBI? Treat anyone encouraging you to RSVP to a protest as a fed. End of.

Democrats are absolutely willing to do this too, they're just not prepared to be as shameless about it. I'm no political strategist but that immediately seems like a losing proposition.

I can't tell you how personally, piss-in-pants exciting this Trump ass-kissing circus is for the hacks on the ground today. It's like Mum saying you're going to Thorpe Park, Legoland and Euro Disney back to back. Incredible shit.

boy oh boy i hate how relevant this one is becoming

The British press: All trans people must barred from public life to protect women also, here's our softball interview with those indomitable cheeky chappies - the Tate brothers.

Once you’ve called the riot cops in on the children of the country’s wealthiest people at elite universities for protesting the genocide you are prosecuting, then pretty much anything can now be on the table.

Accidentally caught some of Lucy Powell's p̷i̷t̷y̷ ̷t̷o̷u̷r̷ deputy leadership campaign on the news yesterday and isn't the whole 'I'm not one of the in-crowd boohoo poor me' schtick literally a bit from the thick of it?

Many US Comedians will have plenty to say about this, right after they return from the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The destruction of the Gaza city mosque is a devastating loss to humanity as a whole. A part of our global medieval heritage destroyed in furtherance to a genocide. I despair.

American version of Morgan McSweeney

Not to complain or anything, but this is how my wife puts things in the calendar.

Do you think being a 'northern correspondent' requires an immunity to feeling patronised? Or do they surgically remove your cringe glands when you start the job?

Labours full plan for dealing with this is jettisoning Starmer for Streeting and doing everything else the same except maybe with even more zealous transphobia

No words.

Wait, they're still a thing? (crypto, not labour)