You TAKE THAT BACK! You take that back THIS INSTANT! There will be CONSEQUENCES for this slander, I promise you.

Dave Kristofferstaine is my new favorite Santa

Dave Kristofferstaine is my new favorite Santa

Truly beautiful.

Scene from every Stephen King story ever

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

The use of AI should be noted clearly on the cover, cover page, or ToC so readers can choose another book by an author who still writes.

PG&E: "Your bill is projected to be $X" PG&E, 3 hours later: "Energy statement: (72% of $X)" Can anyone recommend a proctologist to help PG&E figure out where where these numbers are coming from?

Great UX Fuck-ups of the 21st Century: "double-clicking a user's phone number" macOS Contacts: *selects the user's number for copying* macOS Messages: *CALLS THE USER, INITIATING A SYNCHRONOUS, AUDIBLE CONNECTION WITH A LIVING PERSON*

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Day 4 of Advent of Compiler Optimisations! Multiply by constants—which ones use actual multiply? The compiler has tricks to avoid it, then saves you from your own clever hacks. xania.org/202512/04-mu... youtu.be/1X88od0miHs #AoCO2025

How can you know that your streaming content providers don't really care about what you want? 1. Go to your favorite content provider's site/app. 2. Is "My Stuff" or "Watchlist" the landing page? 3. Is it even _adjacent_ to the landing page?

Finally living up to their name

The headline is great, but the article lives up to its heading, too. www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

Something something "leftpad".

Y'all need to knock it the hell off with these Rust puns. No "Oxidized this" or "Rustic that." Just stop.

C'est complètement inutile, mais JE VEUUUUUX !!! 😍 #TakeMyMoney #TheSimpsons

Have you ever wished your food could be ready before you even ordered it? Before you even woke up?! Well that's what I've been offered!

This is haha, but CloudFlare are documented to have tried extortion (large amounts of money) on multiple customers, threatening site shutdowns smores.town/@touk/115571...

I know some folks get upset when you dismiss LLMs as "bullshitting machines" but I don't think anyone can deny that Sam Altman is a world class bullshitter once they watch this.

OH 'in the most absurd technical temper tantrum in Silicon Valley if you turn off "smart add-ons", it will also disable…*drum roll* SPELL CHECK …Just a few linked features that you can't have if you don't give #Google access to your entire #email history' #aifraud #gmail @penryu.bsky.social

me, every time the U.S. president opens his fat, stupid, senile mouth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjYy...

Despite featuring both Stephen Colbert and Anderson Cooper, the following outtake is both devoid of politics AND incredibly adorable. Please enjoy the whole video, but ESPECIALLY this cued portion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqsY...

"Learning with AI falls short compared to old-fashioned web search": theconversation.com/learning-wit... Not shocking. What was interesting, is this held over many studies and w/ a large pool of participants. #ai

These are not serious people.

This is great—the kind of not-glamorous, low-level, long-timer work that is essential for making Rust healthy in the long term. We need a lot more of this kind of investment to make it easy to build great debugging tools (the biggest gap in the ecosystem IMO!). blog.rust-lang.org/2025/11/20/...

Boooooo

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

OH: write docs motherfuckers

I think I got my answer.

C'mon Valve, you had one job

"My name is X, working alongside Y as a part of your dedicated account team. AWS just announced the availability of OpenAI's open weight models…leverage advanced AI capabilities more easily than ever before! Are you available for a call this or next week?" No I am not #flopSweat #aiCrash #aiFraud

"it's a Unix system, I know this!"

"Microsoft will ask if you just want to change plans instead. So change your plan back to the one without AI. But it wasn’t common knowledge…some people got hit with the extra charge silently. In some countries, that sort of trick is illegal—& Australia's ACCC is taking Microsoft to court" #aifraud

I really dislike DMs in work environments (unless it's very specific, memes or whatever): so much important information and discussion gets lost and not seen by others...

Today in "macOS Tahoe WTFs": The Font Book .app icon looks... corrupt. It's the only way to describe it. Like the file containing the app icon was garbled in the upgrade process?

I literally keep forgetting LA has an NFL team.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I'm not sure what surprises me more: that HBO lost the rights to their own flagship series, or that they're proposing Almodóvar's «Átame» so readily as an alternative

Watched a few reaction videos of people having the desired reactions to the intended videos and it's become clear to me: I just hate reaction videos.

Due to a very specific series of events, Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone" is now inextricably linked in my brain to Chuck E. Cheese.

I don't know how late to the party I am, but I heard swollen batteries referred to as "spicy pillows" and it's the best thing I've heard in forever.

Opening this up to the room: Does the default IIS landing page _intentionally_ look like a bit like a pixelated fail whale, color and all?

I should've paid more attention to the diploma hanging on the pharmacist's wall

Exclusive: In an open letter, Israeli ex-officials, Jewish artists and intellectuals say ‘unconscionable’ actions in Gaza amount to genocide and call on UN and world leaders to sanction Israel via @jgedeon.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

OH "I made a grave miscalculation" (someone who skipped morning coffee) ok it was @matt-y.bsky.social

I hate to "Akshually..." an AI bot... but where did it get Evangelion from?