AFAICT Harold Hill's already in the White House, using every instrument to soak the American public, chasing as much brass and distributing as much woodwind as possible.

At what point did Christopher Nolan's goal stop being entertaining viewers and become outsmarting them? Was it Inception? Or Interstellar? Maybe Memento, but it was so good I didn't mind?

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

Recruiter: "Just called and left a VM." me, confused: *checks Proxmox inventory*

"Oh I don't like onions on my hamburger. They just distract from the flavor. Oh, and extra pickles please!" - someone, perhaps very close to you

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

It's 2026. I have always believed and I maintain that the words Steve Perry said were "I wanna be there / In my settee"

Let's go Belgium!

Look, I completely understand the reluctance to move from a massively popular, widely deployed programming language. I am myself a recovering Perl programmer. But if you think Rust's clippy is just lints in the same vein as `-Wall -pedantic`, you've been gaslit by your own language far too long.

New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die https://theonion.com/new-raid-immortality-spray-curses-insects-to-watch-everyone-they-love-die/

New ‘Jackass’ Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail https://theonion.com/new-jackass-trailer-shows-aging-johnny-knoxville-trying-to-climb-staircase-without-handrail/

I urge everyone, when responding to questions, PLEASE consider including an answer to the question asked. For example, this was an actual exchange: Q: "What does your availability look like today?" A: "I'm in the car."

We didn't know how good we had it! ☺️

You can't fire me. I never worked here. I've just been squatting at one of the desks for the last fifteen years. I live off the cake from the office birthday parties.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

This is by far my favorite blurb about Neovim: “A nice looking website, that’s one thing Neovim did right.” — Bram Moolenaar, neovim.io

It is April 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is May 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is June 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks.

I had no idea there was a fantastic four movie in 2015. I had no idea Miles frickin Teller was Reed Richards. I had no idea KATE MARA WAS SUE STORM. Is this what it feels like to look skeptically at a @nanoraptor.danamania.com post?

I want to apologize to the Lispers at the ICFP conference, for asking if they were the Scala group. An honest question on its face, they saw through my guile to the subtle slight at their deepest passion. To them I say, you have my sincerest apologies. SLWs are real. wiki.c2.com?SmugLispWeenie

> And this is why Google needs to be seized by the > government and broken into a trillion little pieces. I've never heard "government" as a euphemism for "testicles" before. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

> Grateful Dead performed ["I Fought the Law"] over thirty times between 1993 and 1995.[35] - www.deaddisc.com/songs/I_Foug...

You should challenge EVERY assumption. * * This is about programming. But PLEASE use it everywhere.

Fact of the day: the person who plays Triangle in the Bermudan Philharmonic Orchestra keeps disappearing.

nothing has taught me more about Lua than converting Lua code to Fennel.

Compare: "The Wicker Man"

yazi is a fascinating and even fun file manager... with some truly wtf design decisions

Oh, no big deal, just hanging out with MY BUDDY PAUL. Holy cow, the Colbert wrap party was the most insane gathering of friends and heroes that I’ve ever experienced in my life. Much love to Stephen and his entire amazing crew, and wishing them the best in whatever their next adventure happens to be

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

TV pitch: Buddy private detective series. "Bausch and Lomb: Private Eyes"

VFX Remove Jesus Cables

A fatality where your mom reads you Facebook posts about people you've never heard of until you die

This just about sums up American politics right now

Elon really is just Donald Trump if Donny actually had money. No wonder they fell out. They're way too much alike.

literally unparodiable lol

top 10 CSS tricks that will make your friends say "alright"

Two prompts I can't not complete: anyone: *uses the word "exacerbate"* me: "What do you mean?" ...and: anyone: "Trouble with a capital T" me: "And that rhymes with P"

— Lone Pine, Rock, and Clouds — #photography #classicmono #blackandwhite #monochrome #ECK

Time capsule in a photo

I'll be rewatching "Neverwhere" again soon.

Cynthia: "Is our language so impoverished that we have to use acronyms of French phrases to make ourselves understood?" Charlie: "Yes." - "Metropolitan (1990)", www.imdb.com/title/tt0100...

AI maximalism has infected tech to the point where we talk about how to stop AI from deleting prod instead of recognizing that giving AI access to prod is a stupid idea.

If you want to ethically attend the Bezos Met Gala you'd better be doing a daring jewelry heist.

I think about this all the time.

OH "I was kind of endeared watching them try to codegolf python."