They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops

I have the kind of itis where if I got a work call happening in three hours I’m totally useless until then

Chicago has to stop letting the cops bankrupt the whole city.

Reason number ”I lost count“ for not going to the office: these mfers are piping Christmas music straight into the break area loud enough to hear down the hall

Completely jacked my back up trying to stretch just now. That was really rude frankly.

Virtually none of the rich homeowners in Oak Park shovel and salt their sidewalks. Probably because they don’t use them and just drive everywhere. It‘s really frustrating.

CTA spending 450 million dollars (wtf???) on a single station is ridiculous. The new one won’t even have a way to directly transfer to the red line! 450 million for what!!!

Am I crazy or is any kind of bread at the grocery store just total dogshit now?

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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance. @MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury

I'm glad I got Donut a harness - I've had to fish his stubborn ass out of the snow like ten times already. He loves it

With all the snow we had recently I am reminded of my favorite Chicago dibs item ever:

My dog is barking at me because he wants to go out on the snowy balcony to hang out

My dog takes my spot on the couch every single time I get up. Total spot thief.

A barred owl under an apple tree--reduction linocut, 6 layers, 9X12" printed area, 2025. This was a commissioned piece for someone who loves apples trees and owls. #printsky #linocut #reductionprint #owls

The people doing the photoshopping at the onion are becoming very powerful

I did a 1cc of Birdcage on easy mode! Thats my first shmup 1cc ever. Getting started on normal mode next.

I would like a job in an AI proof industry

Hades 2 is a cool game. For me though, it is too much of a punishment to do an entirely new run just to get a second chance at a boss fight on the second or third level. I don’t have that kind of time or patience.

Anyone know where I can find green chartreuse in Chicagoland? Apparently it is quite hard to find now.

This is a bad day to run out of coffee at home

Donut laid down in the snow and I covered him so just his head was visible. The maniac loved it.

The city plowing sidewalks doesn’t seem so dumb now does it

Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog

Still coming down!!

lmao six to ten inches of snow this is going to make Donut very very happy and me not at all happy

Alton Brown has me thinking I could cook a turkey

Saw the Montrose Beach Snowy Owl this morning!! 🪶

Pasta water was still too hot when I added the cheese: a tragedy

Trying to get into shmup video games. These are hard! You gotta decide for yourself what “progress” looks like. Right now for me that’s just getting through a stage on the easier difficulty.

I really enjoy figuring out which actors are reading the quotes in Ken Burns documentaries. Whenever Keith David shows up I’m jumping up and down on my couch.

What is the point of mowing a lawn on November 21st

Astonished at how behind I am on every single routine chore.

We are a Wetlands & Interstates of the American Gulf South Video Game Company

I have an acute case of Lumines thumb

Donut started to lose interest in my treats at dog training class. I need higher value stuff.

My dog donut is still wearing a cone and boy howdy is he pissed that he can't chew on his bone rn

I want to buy the gabecube

I have to put this powder stuff on Donut's hurt dew claw a few times a day and it is basically impossible to get the little bottle at the right angle with him squirming around to where it actually goes onto the affected area. I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast

Taking my dog to obedience class tonight and the little fucker has no idea

Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus

Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus

I want to stay up late and see the snowstorm if it hits us

Saw two men wearing shorts today. Weather app says “feels like 18F”.

i want the chunky hoka boots

Kind of wild that people working at the nyt aren’t in open revolt after that utterly insane op ed

MOON BIG

Third way democrats in shambles

Someone is gonna need to do a wellness check on Hakeem Jeffries

I should start a summer camp for burnt out software and game developers. (me)