need a moderation list for people who insist on continuing to post twitter screenshots

Bluesky compressed my high res video so here’s a static shot.

This looks worse than getting stuck being the last person off a southwest flight

Splash!

What the hell is this strobe light camera shot

Watching the nasa livestream

Does anyone use an external trackpad on the computer? Looking for a replacement for mine after it finally took a shit.

Just saw someone jogging with an umbrella

Kinda feel bad for these astronauts working for a place that makes them have their zoom camera on 24/7 damn

I really appreciate responsive web design but dang some of these sites only show me two paragraphs of text on my screen at once and baby I am zoomed out already.

Where is going to be the best place to watch the Artemis II splashdown Friday?

I’m guessing giant turtle pope

I am reaching levels of cognitive dissonance previously unknown to science.

Gotta work tomorrow what the fuck

Once in jr high we were allowed to watch The Goonies. Our teacher flipped out when we got to the scene where Chunk knocked the dick off the little statue of David that belonged to Mikey's parents. Our teacher turned off The Goonies and put on The Perfect Storm (2000) instead. Baffling.

None of my posts escape containment because they are all bad

Can microsoft stop prompting me to quit and restart teams for an update while I'm in a teams meeting? Do we have this kind of advanced technology?

here are some birds

Someone made a mixed media short film about their cat and it is really wonderful youtu.be/j4peeTNUEmU

Taking some time to update the list of RSS feeds I've got in the RSS reader with some new finds. Blogs are fun folks.

Novelty dog toys are my favorite.

the Lovejoy Expanded Universe

looking forward to more updates on the spacecraft's toilet

Getting accidentally zooted on a brunch cocktail

Wow look at that its time for a daiquiri

Get in losers we’re watching Lovejoy

Watching The Count of Monte Cristo series from PBS and it rules

Things that are exciting in your later 30s: meatloaf pans with a trivet in them that lets you lift the meatloaf right out of the pan. Nice.

the slack plonk notification sound is activating some complex ptsd

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Some folks are coming to pick up some furniture and other junk and Donut is big mad stuff has been moved around. He’s laying around pouting.

Anyone need a new text editor? They have a frog. gram.liten.app

does my dog actually need to go out or is he bored

Regretfully I have zero memory of what happened in the first season of dorohedoro because it was 15 years ago.

Why is Fantasy Grounds so resource intensive? What is it doing with all my CPU?

Is there a pill I can take that will stop me from wholesale rewriting my website’s css every six months?

monday about to hit me like a brick against a windshield

Come to Gene and Jude’s if you want an ass kicking

Anyone use iA Writer on OSX? Curious on your thoughts if you have!

I was unjustly honked at today.

Joining an online group of DCC players to run Caverns of Thracia! All strangers, but I think if a person is onboard for a mega-dungeon, then they're probably alright.

I have given the dog a couple french fries

Hurt my back failing to mount a range top microwave that was a little too big for the spot it was supposed to go

I think dyeing the river is stupid and I hate it every year.

i often think about this review

My dog’s middle name is “hey stop it”

I would like to watch the new Koji Shiraishi movie but do not know how

revenge bedtime procrastination

pretending to be in a good mood for work calls throughout the day is very tiresome

I got a couple cheap little pilot fountain pens to mess around with in a couple nib sizes. I'd like to get better and handwriting but I think I'm hopeless. I might just need to find a nice print style to emulate.