Really good thread from Tom

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale good work, John Roberts

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received. The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

This is probably true but also, during the introductory invasion sequence of Corruption, Samus didn't have a bumbling sidekick telling her how to use missiles.

Beyond parody

my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia

I recommend not watching this video, not just because it makes me deeply sad (it does), but because ads come up every fifteen seconds.

fuckin' yikes

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

Nope. Nooooo thank you.

i have said this before but i think that the people who were “charmed” by epstein wanted to be charmed

probably something an innocent man would do

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

But again, I don't want anyone to lose sight of the fact that the president of the United States went to the Supreme Court *multiple times* for permission to take food off of people's tables. Like WOW.

THAT'S MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪

made a video on the filibuster — its history and why it's bad — for my youtube channel. check it out!

Go fuck the devil in hell, Kim Davis.

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

This is who is in charge. This is the guy who just fucked you.

On this procedural vote (which eventually leads to the vote on the actual spending bill), here are all 8 Senate Democrats who voted yes:

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

I know nothing about nothing. But you are trying to tell me that 8 Democratic Senators who are conveniently politically safe from re-election or primary just happened to cut an OUTSIDE deal with the GOP here? All by their dammies? Schumer all SHOCKED? Girl, please. The caucus did this.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Pretty clear that Chuck Schumer is, in fact, one of the "good Germans."

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

My wife got me a 512HB MicroSD Express for my Switch 2. She is an angel. Now I am sitting and watching it move things from system memory to the card and it's...taking a little while.

BREAKING: I GOT MY SNAP BENEFITS. (NYC HERE) CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!!

Ohhhhh baby

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.

But no, it's the Xbox division that needs to reign things in. Christ.

I have this. It's super cool.

Nope

I mean...maybe you should?

Not sure if this got any traction when I posted it very late a few days ago. It's Griselda in her Nyx Desirae persona!

Sandwich man goes free

I'm still not sure whether this whole thing was a joke or not. I mean I know it was real, but...how could it possibly be real.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

*screaming intensifies*

Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs. Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social

Gotta say, I'm pretty happy with how this picture of Griselda in her Nyx Desirae persona came out yesterday.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

YES!! 50 WON

California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat. A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.