Leon Thomas reacts to fans fighting at his show: “I got no songs that warrant this”

low-key changed my life. I own the deluxe version. I PAID for it in iTunes

the case for [[redacted]] Brett Stephens

watching Confessions of a Shopaholic for the first time and just constantly converting 2009 dollars to 2025 dollars to assess if I am doing better or worse than the butts of the jokes.

can a 30 year old have a sugar daddy?

its funny to me that I know no fewer than 3 hispanic gay men with tuxedo cats like is that not an oddly specific category?

😅🤦‍♂️

I can already feel that I will not want to interact with my coworkers this week

cooking up some opinions on pluribus

I need to start being a little more insane with the things I say

a new boy...brought me coffee beans just because I mentioned being out...

doctor: you have 4 hours and 58 minutes left to live me:

just opened Hevy with the intention of going to lift today. The last time I logged something was 9 months ago.

My people pleasing tendency is that I must get healthcare support staff to love me.

This is a weird take to me bc it has no artificial flavors. Like baby that’s just what chilis etc taste like

I know he doesn’t love me but I’m deluding myself that it’s because he doesn’t know me well enough. 😭

They can be a little evil but they look amazing

Don’t talk to me. I’m busy fantasizing about how to be a more effective corporate slave boy

My statement on the proposed Senate deal

Hookup du jour told me to trim my bush 😭

This would fix me today!

I love to tell myself stuff like “ok we’re gonna go sober for a little bit. Except alcohol, and weed” ok never mind bitch

S/o to the girl very badly karaoking “sympathy is a knife” rn

In the win son autonomous zone

There’s granola and there’s eating a Lara bar in a Brooklyn warehouse and they are NOT the same

Heart to break is one of the greatest songs of our generation

I lowkey need a stylist and separately also a personal trainer. Opportunity to make a mid guy famous. Inquire within

Missing Miami

And just like that you can go from watching music videos with your crew to watching them alone

Ok but on god what the fuck story is Rosalia telling please tell me

Taking a sartorial risk today pls pray

you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

My one word about Lux is Cinematic.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

Going to aggressively make my week worse by having half a ciggie

Criminally underrated Kylie track

happy day 1 of woke is back

I’m shy at first, then BOOM, most annoying person you’ve ever met

Debra messing visiting the Empire State Building soon:

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Randomly decided to use my celebratory zohran close friends pic as a cf consent check (i don’t post much salacious content) like girl this is not the time

Four years my senior and he just won the mayorship of NYC but that’s okay bc I have my own unique strengths and contributions to the betterment of society :)

Shahada required for funding.

Does anyone have the screenshot of someone saying that men will have to wear the burqa if Mamdani is elected

Who’s got the Statue of Liberty sized burqa

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects

Tonight should be a good reminder to Senate Democrats they better not cave.

It is now NJ dems responsibility to make this useless centrist dance.