Watching from Europe. This is just awful. I'm glad he appeared to get away, but this is just sick. It makes me sick to my stomach seeing Trump's fucking gestapo KKKJ6'ers chasing a person like they do and which appears to be solely how the person on the bike looks.

Horst Wessel's funeral was a big production number, too.

I really don’t want to imagine that the GOP will announce that Trump died three days ago but now he is risen again and he is the saviour of the world etc whilst a drooling Trump is carted out in a wheelchair after suffering a stroke

Bets are open

Seems like an act of war to me.

🚨Trump moments ago: “Never felt better in my life." Ok, he must be seriously ill.

PIZZA CHART HAS SPIKED! is he dead and is the white house trying to cover it up. Follow for developing updates #democrats #trump #whitehouses #liberals #blueskyvideo #fyp #politics #iykyk

Still no word of a blue-state AG or governor launching an investigation of Elon Musk on behalf of state pension funds holding $TSLA. Musk knows that his words and actions will destroy billions in wealth and does it anyway—why is no one calling him out?

I’m not going to increase my oil prices, I know that. Are you going to increase yours??

brilliant

The oppression of the entire Latino community of Los Angeles right now is difficult to convey. Normally vibrant local retail areas of East LA and SELA look like ghost towns this week. People are afraid to leave their homes. Parents afraid to go to work. It's US citizens too. Anyone with brown skin

Every inch of this “gift” will be bugged. Just like the “gift” the Soviets made to the US embassy in Moscow. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thi...

"It's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called mister, thank you very much."

Sandbagging for upside surprise

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

Palestinian photog Fatima Hassouna killed in an Israeli air strike with nine family members 24 hours after the announcement that a documentary about her work in Gaza would premiere at Cannes. deadline.com/2025/04/gaza...

It's my mission to make sure that the public is well aware of this by the time 2028 rolls around

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

Witkoff's grandparents fled imperial Russia to escape Tsarist antisemitism and tyranny, as my own great-grandparents did. To see a descendant of Russian Jewish refugees fawn over a new Russian tyrant - especially on the eve of the Jewish festival of freedom - is as disturbing as it is disgraceful.

If we all post “Thank you Elon for stopping the tariffs” we can unravel all of the goodwill and protection he’s bought from Trump.

Beautiful

Still, Nouriel is not wrong...

Since when is @bloomberg.com doing a « Special coverage » Surveillance show on a Sunday evening? What kind of rumors are their pals on the floors telling them?

Warren Buffett has called tariffs an “act of war”

Also I support 50% tariffs on just Elon stuff everywhere . Call it the nazi premium.

Choosing the right outfit for a protest is very gay?! (and important) but I think I’ve settled on my GULF OF MEXICO t-shirt. Jeans and sensible shoes. #Resist #TeslaTakedown

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

genuinely feel insane

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: When we see people being pulled off the streets, when we see students at universities being grabbed, detained, and kidnapped, and when we see Kristi Noem filming this disgusting video, we’re looking at a nation we no longer recognize. We don’t want to be like that nation.

Fascism Expert Leaves US for Canada Over Concerns — Yale professor Jason Stanley moves to Canada to raise kids, citing concerns over rising fascism in the US. https://www.newsweek.com/fascism-expert-issues-warning-leaves-us-canada-2051550

My feed RN

Several European countries are working on a 5-10 years plan to phase out US dominance in NATO What a stunning reversal

Jawdropping. You would expect this in a dictatorship, not the United States. This country is unrecognizable.

With all due respect (not much given the oblivious statement), we've done almost nothing to TSLA. It's higher now than it was before the election! "We" have erased the corrupt election bounce is all. Tesla is fine. It's was HALF it's current value in Jan 2023. Much lower is needed to break it/him

Donald Trump we hope this London ad helps with your presidential Tesla campaign you absolute pillock x

Crazy Krasnov's Place of Automobiles

*Elon behind a curtain with a pitched voice* "We think he's epic bacon actually!"

I know it’s not CNBC’s thing, but you could do a fantastic “A Closer Look” style segment reading / showing all these deranged analyst calls on TSLA. I thought TD Cowen and Benchmark were fools. $800 as a supposedly plausible scenario is embarrassing. www.nasdaq.com/articles/ben...

A friend who works at Tesla recently told me that their foot traffic at showrooms has essentially dropped to zero except in red states. But they followed with, “The consumers we’re seeing in red states who now say like Elon/Tesla do not have the income to buy a Tesla even if they wanted one.”

We are so beyond fucked it’s hard to comprehend… it’s now a liability to take a fed job. No one with half a brain is going to ever take those jobs. It didn’t even take Trump 1 month to irreparably harm the country.

This. Every word of this. Talented people used to take federal government jobs. Now, not so much.

2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.

People will still tell you they stay on X because it’s loud and fun. Well it’s as fun as a Paris cabaret could be during German occupation. If you are not a bluechecked Wehrmacht officer then I have to break it to you: you are a collaborator.

My bet: Elon's Turd Reich ends in 2024