Predicted by some OG TSLAQ years ago.

The pump is always out there

Elon self-dealing secured: “On January 16, 2026, Tesla entered into an agreement to invest approximately $2 billion to acquire shares of Series E Preferred Stock of xAI as part of their recent publicly-disclosed financing round. “

It’s still early in the quarter, but this doesn’t look good for TSLA #$TSLAQ

ICYMI

🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...

Like Trump supporters, most Musk enthusiasts fall into two categories: the stupid and the cynical. #$TSLA electrek.co/2026/01/22/t...

how many more times does Tesla need to make it clear that it's putting on performances rather than seriously developing real driverless technology before Wall Street pulls its head out of its ass?

Beware Tesla bears

Morgan Stanley is out with their Tesla Q4 earnings preview. MS sees $1.5 billion of FCF burn in 2026.

I figured out the perfect solution to the Greenland crisis. The EU should award Trump a Nobel peace prize lifetime achievement award.

~+30% since recommended by @keubiko.bsky.social. As Larry David would say, “Pretty Pretty Good.”

Ford F150 Lightning outsold Tesla Cybertruck and was then canceled for not selling enough

Nice TSLA downtrend developing (red line), but beware the long term green uptrend. Tesla has crashed in Q1 the past two years, and I am hoping for a third year in a row. I am short in size (for my trading account at least).

Fun fact: Coming into today, TSLA has printed 9 straight red daily candles. Will today be the 10th? Stay tuned.

Greenland and Canada right now

Tesla's German factory is another cash-burning vanity project of Musk like the Cybertruck. Tesla's 2025 sales growth: Norway (EV tax hike in '26): +41% YoY Sweden: -67% Belgium: -53% NL: -45% YoY France: -38% Denmark: -38% Finland: -30% Italy: -18% Portugal: -13% UK: -10% Spain: -4% Total: -25%

Elon Musk’s XAI faced a huge backlash after its Grok chatbot generated and spread explicit & nonconsensual images all over the social network X… www.cnbc.com/2026/01/02/m... (tw - discusses csam / ncii)

I just had a weird thought. Once the Orange pedo is out of office, I want America to be great again.

Tesla sentiment m check over on Twitter

Congrats to whoever bought TSLA at $462.50 premarket today.

Muh stocks

Who had Fred Lambert and Ross Gerber eventually becoming the biggest Tesla bashers on their 2020 bingo card?

good LORD

BUT MUH ROBOTAXIS!

🤤

I am short TSLA into deliveries report

Commentary: Am I Ugly? https://theonion.com/am-i-ugly/

U.S. measles cases hit a 30-year high, according to CDC data.

Real GDP growth of 10%+ within 12-18 months, folks.

I made this meme for no reason at all.

All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.

Good thing I followed rule number 1: Never short a stock at its all time high.

What’s your favorite charity focused on feeding and/or housing those in need?

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On the one hand, never short a stock at ATH. OTOH, Tesla is going to shit the bed on deliveries in a couple of weeks. 🤔

“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” 🤡 @rani.bsky.social $TSLA @mims.bsky.social sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...

I’m trying to think of something dumber than data centers in space, but am failing miserably.

Please wake me up when Tesla is an auto company again. TIA.

$DIS Comments locked suckas. No interfering with my confirmation bias.

Elon seeing the GPT 5.2 benchmarks

1/2 Someone asked me to look at the Ark SpaceX model. Yes I have looked at it. Yes it's insane. Yes there are major problems with it. For mental health reasons I choose not to get into it, but will give just but one tidbit:

I am old enough to remember the fediverse.