This really is starting to look like a TSLA topping pattern to me. I shorted before the open today.

I am safe from Tesla’s stock pump of the week. No position.

A small rock cracked my windshield. Replacement cost is ~$1150. My deductible is $500. My claim history is spotless. Trying to decide if it is worth filing a claim (which would ding my claim history) or just pay out of pocket to avoid any risk of higher premiums. WWYD?

You know that South Park episode where the boys at school start using an LLM chat bot to respond to all the texts from their girlfriends? Well, iMessage has started suggesting responses to my text messages, and I have now used it to respond to my wife a few times. Pretty handy.

Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts.

My TSLA magic line is still intact, but OTOH, that red candle yesterday was yuge. If it breaks well below my magic line, it may be safer to put on our short shorts again. (OTOH OTOH Q3 earnings will be very strong & xAI investment inbound, so the show goes on)

The whole customer base has steamed Lima beans with Cheez Whiz for brains. It’s surreal.

Live feed of me watching INTC +80% after I gave up on it.

Netflix should sue Elon Musk for this illegal boycott. 😉

Live feed of Tesla’s US order book now that EV subsidies are gone

Trump needs to immediately remove the CEO of ADP!

In other news, now you can take whatever items you want from a store if they don’t opt out in advance from shoplifting.

Ah man we’re screwed

credit card reader takes american express

I think Tesla stock may be trading up and up and up based on xAI hopium.

I am old enough to remember when Tylenol was really deadly en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

This is a pretty good rant.

Elon Musk had a 1.5 hour meeting at xAI yesterday where he talked about building a competitor to Microsoft called "Macrohard," creating "Baby Grok" for kids 2-12, and using AI to quintuple X's revenue to $10B. We listened in. After leaving Trump, he's all in on AI. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/t...

Turns out rebound was the right play on MSTR. I knew it would either go up or down (or sideways).

New Rot Plot just dropped (⚠️ warning: comedy!)

I am old enough to remember when Elon Musk bought Tesla stock in May 2018. We later learned that Elon believed at the time that Tesla was weeks away from collapsing. Just pointing this out for no reason in particular.

Fun fact: the ratio of the maximum value of Elon Musk’s new comp plan and the dollar value of his Tesla stock purchase is 1000:1.

Tesla bulls right now

To anyone who says technical analysis of stock charts is not rocket science, I beg to differ.

There's the jam..

Forgive my dumb question here, but with nobody is using Grok, how is Xai ever going to make any money?

That escalated quickly

Ruh roh (for TSLA shorts).

Congratulations Elon!

Ruh roh (for TSLA shorts).

60% of the time, my TSLA magic lines work every time.

Looks like $MSTR is living on the edge. Not sayin’, just sayin’.

Making it explicit

From threads, but funny as fuck...

😃

Bcc: @omerta22.posts.art

Me just now: “WAIT, WHAT?! THE NFL SEASON STARTED LAST NIGHT?!”

🤣

Trump administration formally requests military assistance for Chicago, per memo I obtained. Read the full document here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Tesla probably has a good Q in the U.S. given the pull-forward of demand from the $7.5K credit expiring on Sep 30, but rest of world still circling the drain it seems, and Q4/Q1 in U.S. likely a train wreck. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Satan after seeing latest photo of Trump

Choose your fighter

Most young adults: I don’t wanna rent an apartment because that’s just throwing money away. Also most young adults: I’m going to lease a car.

I can’t seem to find a prediction market contract stating that Trump will not finish this term in office. If I found one, it might be time to go long cankles.

Me waiting for Tesla to roll out a single actual robotaxi

Why does the press keep misspelling Tesla.

Anyone else find it ironic that the $500 million verdict against Trump was for lying to finance real estate and now Trump is going after Fed Gov Cook for false info on a home mortgage application?