If you pull and twist while squeezing a man’s testicals as hard as you can you give him a testicular torsion which is instantly incapacitating - sometimes fatal. There would be many fewer rapes, and rapists, if every woman knew this.

Looks like one of those big holders that voted no on the Musk bonus structure is now voting with its feet.

Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable). They only make MYs in Germany.

In a victory for jury nullification, Sandwich guy walks. @kenwhite.bsky.social

I’ve come around to thinking Musk’s pay package will be approved but the invest in xAI won’t be. All the big holders who’ve said they’ll vote for the pay package don’t discuss xAI. Board will do it anyway. Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.

They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)

Did sell the news start early?

Cyber Truck sales had a blip due to the federal tax credit expiring, but have now continued their drop to zero. It will never, 66 years later with a doubling of population and an economy 55 times larger, outsell the Edsel.

NY State Data Month Tesla's Registered 10/24 1,117 9/25 937 10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit) Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social

Godfrey is at again….now at Union Station in DC doing his Trump impression for the troops 🤣💀

Decades ago I heard a thing on NPR about a party game where people would suggest poems that could be sung to the tune of popular songs. The one that stuck with me was Stopping in the Woods, Snowy Evening sung to the tune of Love Potion NO. 9. Sono wouldn't do it, but geeze suno.com/song/282225a...

For some reason they left the leader in AI off this chart, so I added it back in.

I asked ChatGPT how much electricity $500B worth of Nvidia chips would use and it came to between 9 and 16 nuclear power plants assuming 90% utilization.

Charlie’s corpse is still cooling down and she’s traded the gingham dress for leather pants. She probably bought a dishwasher and a washer dryer too.

I guess they’ve run out of ammunition to juice the Tesla Stonk price during regular market hours and now need to work after hours.

Eye about to come on shore. This monster is crawling which makes things that much worse. Luckily we have an aircraft carrier on the way which will be a god send to Jamaica (right?)

Trump’s recent MRI was “perfect” he says.

Imagine if they had beat the analyst’s estimates

In addition to the end of the $7500 EV credit and the evisceration of the CAFE program, no one talks about this much. Does anyone know how much this is pulling forward demand for Tesla’s battery storage products?

This must be how Putin is planning on getting to Hungary. How do the Bulgarians feel about him?

The Donbas had a pre-war GDP of around $27B and there's probably been $100B in damage to it because of the war. Russia is spending at least $100B/year on the war. It costs around $12B to build a large crude oil refinery. Russia has 38 significant refineries which Ukraine is busy destroying.

AI, is this the first time an MLB player has hit 3 home runs and struck out 10 in the post season? AI: No. Robin Roberts did it twice, in 1987 and again in 2026.

Gary’s Tesla catalysts from 6 months ago. None of the positives happened - 6 might but I don’t think it’s positive. All of the negatives happened - PE is now 240 and TroyTeslike thinks car sales will fall 8% year on year.

So, Musk got Trump elected leading to the end of the $7,500 federal subsidy on EVs while at the same time throwing two Heil Hitlers on national television alienating the core demographic of EV buyers resulting in this catastrophe. And yet, the shareholders still want to give him $1T.

Does using an $80k vehicle as a service vehicle make a lot of sense?

I doubt Tesla is selling much more than 1,000 Wankerpanzers a month now

How many billions is Tesla Insurance worth? Today’s SF Chronicle

Cheery news from Threads (about Trump’s periodic diss appearances). Explains why all the Magaheads in the administration are being so deferential to the couch-lover

San Francisco is just different

@gwestr.me www.threads.com/@sparkgmi/po...

Musk has made a classic blunder (right up there with arguing with a Sicilian) - had Tesla missed analyst estimates he could have claimed the rotation to robots was almost complete and the stonk would have gone up. Now he's stuck with a car company.

There’s a reason Trump hasn’t publicly-attacked Southpark or Newsom: he doesn’t want to call attention to them. The lesson is that you can’t go high on Trump. You must portray him as a senile-moron with a small penis.

I finally got around to watching Jimmy Kimmel’s welcome back monologue. This was the ad at the beginning

You can read Trump’s UN speech here: foreignpolicy.com/2025/09/23/t... TLDR: climate change is a scam, clean beautiful coal, illegal immigration is destroying Europe, no US inflation, US has greatest economy ever. UN screwed me in the 1980s. We are doomed if nature doesn’t take its course soon.

I’ve probably seen Shawshank Redemption 25 times (parts of it). Can’t not stop when channel surfing. Watching it tonight, when Red is walking around thinking about getting a gun to get back inside I noticed the compass behind the guns (north side of the field). Genius. IYKYK.

I was expecting resign

Trumpy’s wearing hand makeup in Britain. He’s getting periodic infusions of something. Could be Inflammatory Bowel Disease, cancer or HIV. HIV, famously Trump abjures condoms, infusions are given monthly. Is anyone tracking the periodicity of the patch on his hand?

@usdhuga.bsky.social your proclivities have become part of the zeitgeist

But, can it fold t-shirts? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xv...

I had an epiphany in June: Just because you're hungry doesn't mean you have to eat anything.

I am sad to report xAI has run out of money.

They voted for Trump more than 2:1.

I asked ChatGPT what this painting was (it’s the arrest of Robespierre) and it came back with a long spiel about the death of Marat.

I hate to bring up the “enemy of my enemies” thing, but sure as Tupac’s death led directly to Biggie getting whacked, I would not want to be Nick Fuentes now.

At this morning’s press conference Patel thanked Trump but immediately afterwards thanked Vance which I’d never heard one of Trump’s toadies do. Later he referred to the “leadership” in DC. Trump’s on his last legs and everyone inside knows it.

TSLA added 1.6 Fords in market cap in the expectation that lower interest rates would make their robot butlers more affordable.

Kirk’s shooter probably wasn’t a liberal. youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE?...

I hate to be Debbie Downer

@bgrahamdisciple.bsky.social has the Tesla fever broken or is it just in lock step with the Nasdaq?