IMO you’re crazy to buy #$BTC until the guy holding 5% of the total supply on margin gets liquidated.

Everyone gets Musked www.youtube.com/shorts/cGLs8...

Do it big guy…. Buy a govt stake in NMAX to show Schumer and Co what cucks they are.

If the Robert’s court is going to blatantly rule against constitution, a liberal court (I know, belief akin to unicorns and leprechauns) should just say their entire case law is null and void due to their bribe taking. In one day, you could undo citizens united, abortion, VRA, K searches, etc

Confidently wrong….

Long GOOGL, Short OpenAI

My guess is they finally let Kash hold a gun and he immediately accidentally discharged it Barney Fife style.

The funniest lie Elon told last night has gotta be the “We can’t show you the progress on Optimus bc our competitors will frame by frame watch the video and copy it.”

Wait you’re trying to tell me the guy who doesn’t wash his hands because he’s tougher than viruses isn’t good at conducting a spur of the moment illegal war??

Congress I know you’re busy ignoring a war that was illegally started but when you get time, please do something about the “business loan specialists” that spam call me 3x/day.

We murdered a school full of children. Not only is there zero contrition, but no one even seems to care to inquire as to how we fucked up so terribly.

I give it until Monday at the latest before they dig out the Bush “Mission Accomplished!” banner and let Trump pretend this was all a great success.

Look you might as well pick AOC to run bc no matter WHO the Dems run out there, Fox News and now CBS etc are going to paint them as a Mao reincarnate.

SaaS names trading like shitcoin rugpulls on the possibility of future AI replacement yet Tesla trading at 1.6T MC even though their lunch is getting eaten in real time by Chinese comp. Ok then!

It’s crazy to me how many regular people instantly accept a deputized group of proud boys as an official and legal policing group that they should treat as an equal to regular police.

Don’t even try to tell me your MAGA if you’re not even willing to smash your hands with a hammer to prove you stand with Trump.

Man I had some good takes last year

Every day this should be more apparent to you liberals. You are going to be targeted with greater regularity by this admin.

I don’t really know who Jake Paul is but I revel with all of you in his demise.

I’m not joking, I think my favorite Christmas song is “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” by Tyler, The Creator.

I REAALLLY hope that Musk’s advice to Gates to close his short is bc TSLA is part of the latest xAI round.

Imagine having 5 kids and a wife and you are so despised by them that you had to have Thanksgiving with Jeffrey Epstein.

I’m starting to think that a lot of our problems in this country are the result of boomers being in power. Once they go away, I’m hopeful we get back to normalcy.

I still don’t think I figured out a great trade strategy for this.

The buttons are ready to pop off Kernan’s shirt. He’s gonna do great on Newsmax (bring Santelli with!)

I know people think there is a low probability of any trade deal getting made with China but he’s why Trump WILL make one.

I’m 95% certain SCOTUS is going to flush the tariffs. The question now is how to play it?

Just saw an Applebees ad for a grilled cheese cheeseburger. Not even trying anymore. Just turn the lights off and lock the door.

Giving 40B to Ukraine to fight a war against our shared adversary? Demand they pay us a royalty on their mineral resources. Give 40B to Argentina? Here you go buddy sorry you’re in such a tough predicament of your own making.

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I wish MAGA wanted to fight the Nazi’s as much as they want to fight Dems.

The world is so stupid right now that it is entirely possible that the second American civil war will kick off on the murder of a right wing celebrity.

Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable." I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵

In 2026 when Trump calls and says “Find me the votes” when happens this time?

A very simple start to fixing SCOTUS is term limits. It’s insanity that we have a branch of govt where you can be openly corrupt and implement your graft for 50+ years with no consequence. Dems, please pay attention.

I need some yard work done around the house how do I request a national guard unit

When Lutnick speaks, what he says makes a lot more sense if you replace “America taxpayer” with “billionaires”

Somebody help me out… when a few Fed gov’s got caught INSIDER TRADING, did they get removed and referred for criminal prosecution??

If we had competent Dem leadership, they would be planning the resistance actions the public must undertake once the midterms are either rigged or not held.

The courts are going to rule the tariffs are unconstitutional. The market fleshed it out months ago and that’s why it’s been straight up since mid April. This is all so stupid.

Despite Gary being wrong on every metric by “orders of magnitude”, TSLA stock is actually 32% higher than when he posted this. 🤷‍♂️

The only conspiracy I believe is that once Obama won in 2008, McKinsey advised the GOP to put lead back in gas to boost their voter numbers.

We should all support Elon on his goal to build out a 3rd party. Stupid people vote for 3rd party candidates. Stupid people usually vote MAGA. THIS IS A WIN FOR SMART PEOPLE.

My wife has to mail a in stool sample and if it’s anything like her Amazon returns, I should expect a box of shit near our front door for the next 2-3 months.

Every day this becomes more apparent.

Moral of the story? Never fuck Stephen Miller’s wife even if he asks you to.

This CRWV spot is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a real life promo trying to emulate A.I. slop youtube.com/shorts/SlFDD...