He's not a president, but he plays one on TV.

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

As the government shutdown moves into its second week, air travelers can expect longer airport security lines—as TSA employees call out sick in higher numbers.

I'm not planning to watch the new Tron movie because Jared Leto creeps me the fuck out now, unfortunately. However, Nine Inch Nails fucking killed it with the soundtrack!

The media’s job is to make you think that the people who want to give you healthcare are just as crazy as the people trying to take it away.

My quote of the day If you want to preserve democracy as we know it, you have to have a free and many times adversarial press. And without it, I am afraid that we would lose so much of our individual liberties over time. That's how dictators get started. John McCain

And this is the period of time we were supposedly "great"...🤔🤔🤔

Friendly reminder that the Prime Day art supply “deals” are basically a few real brands to reel you in (and probably just matching the prices at Jerry’s or Blick) and the rest is just Temu-esque no name junk that would be cheaper still at the dollar store.

This right here 🔥🔥 Facts ✅ Fuck ICE #SheShed

The suspect accused of igniting the fire that destroyed LA's Pacific Palisades neighborhood allegedly used a ChatGPT prompt to show "a burning forest and a crowd fleeing from it," months prior, officials say

Please don't do this. Please just be a person and talk to people. Many of us can tell when you've filtered your thoughts through AI, and we think less of you for it. Stop wasting water and electricity just to have a conversation - I cannot believe this has to be said, and I'm quite pissed about it.

Trumps AMERICA......

This RIGHT HERE!!!👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

There's gonna be tons of lawsuits when this is done.

AI people arguing that dismissing their imaginary computer friends is just like eugenics sure as hell aren't helping to dispel mental health concerns related to use of the technology.

All these headlines saying “Bondi Goes on the Attack.” Really? She wasn’t in the octagon, she’s a public servant who was at an oversight hearing. Her job was to answer questions. She refused to do her job. Stop glamorizing and whitewashing this moronic, performative bullshit.

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in. Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators. The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

Every farmer who gets a bailout is a socialist.

Good, then let it die. Any company, business, or industry that can't survive without exploiting people doesn't deserve to exist. Only people who value money over human life would disagree with this.

Pritzker is right. They want to normalize troops in cities so they can steal every election just like Putin does.

So the people causing the shutdown are getting paid. The people keeping the country running don’t. And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks. Did I get that right?

Kudos to the Chicago restaurants not showing her and her goon squad in!

The Department of Agriculture expects the recall to grow.

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Not too long ago, people were saying I'm wrong - said Newsom has never thrown the trans community under the bus & abandoned them. They acted as though I was being stupid & childish for not wanting him in the White House. I never backed down from that, & I never will. I hope those people feel silly.

Woman shot by ICE has been released from custody, body cam footage revealed an agent saying "do something bitch" while holding his rifle at her

Perhaps Yale should retract his degree and give him a refund - it obviously didn't take.

He is definitely on at least two illicit substances here.

"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing

Greta Thunberg is obviously a heroic person by any measure, she is quite obviously the kind of person who any decent society would hope they see their reflection in. It is remarkable how cruelty is so common place that people will openly hate her, and in really vicious ways, with no shame.

There was a time when I thought Bill Barr was as bad as they could get. Then Pam Bondi speaks.

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Defending conversion therapy is like defending the prescription of heroin for a cough. That was done at one time, but we know better now. Govt regulates the medical industry to keep ppl safe. This is no different than any other modern regulations to protect consumers & patients.

Thanks, New Yorker

The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.

That's understandable.

Abusive people don't feel bad for hurting you, but they feel bad when you tell others what they did to you because it damages their reputation.