Misheard someone in Dutch order "coffee with leek milk" and my only thought was "wow more milks?"

I'm a sucker for the Devil May Cry franchise... And they really made Nero hot in Devil May Cry 5

Being a big adult who manages stress on an intellectual level easily 🙂‍↕️ Having a rough childhood so my body responds to stress as physical illness 😬

Not the most original thought but university group work with people 10 years younger than me? Really not a vibe.

Ok off my high horse to say I finally got around to watching the Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon movies on Netflix and yooo Moon Cosmos starts so sad already. 😳

Some of you guys really love arguing... Just block people lol. I operate a 1/2 strike policy where if the vibes are off then it's goodbye 🤷🏻

Today's notes from uni are... It's crazy how many people will take an ultimately pro-eugenics stance if you even begin to start describing social reforms to the economy.

Go forth and do trend please.

I want to re-enact one of those scenes where I invent a guy over to tutor me and then it turns sexy, but instead of homework, it's my magic cards they are sorting out for me

Some of y'all Swifties and anti-Swifties are very lucky to be so hot otherwise 😅

I watch a lot of crappy TV because I made a pact to never watch good TV if my boyfriend isn't home.

Sorry but... Who is putting your dick in a pumpkin even for?

Like every product, ultimately it's the 60-90% of people that buy the basic thing that allows the remainder of us to enjoy the niche thing. And often the basic thing is fine for most cases... I've just never willingly listened to it, but I have the musical tastes of a complete psychopath.

Oh no, decentering body parts from my understanding of masculinity has accidentally led me to empathise with furries... Send post.

I feel like I was a late early adapter to Bluesky so many of my followers are inactive 😅 so if you think I'd make good moots with someone around here feel free to let them know haha

Crazy how many people think Halloween is American when the name is too creative for a country whose other holidays include Flag Day, 4th of July, and President's Day.

I love doing my cosmic duty and engaging in public health measures, but I get uncommon adverse effects no matter what I do 🤕

I would post a sirckle but it reveals too many embarrassing secrets about my liking habits, and I like to play it cool here....

Took a while, but the state has determined I'm enough of a slut to require a monkey pox vaccine. It's free tho so hook it to my veins etc

I like how I'll passively eat vegetarian until someone points out it is.

Roadworks are turning off my gas for the day... So I guess it's off to the university for warmth 💀

Sorry but if you're the kind of person who says things like "AI will become so commonplace you have to learn to use it" you're either 16 or really not aware of tech hype as a concept. See also the blockchain, NFTs, AR, 'the Metaverse', Google glass, etc etc.

Ok I have to admit... My guilty pleasure are tv shows where a group of teens try to handle a secret and the secret is something bonkers like murder.

Ok in non-heavy posting: I binged all of the Foundation and very happy to report I called out the twist on the 1st episode 😅😎

Seeing the UK get (rightfully) mad at digital ID when I live in the NL where we have it and the government requires I tell them where I live, what employment I do, what my bank details are, where I was born, what my relationship status is, who I live with and why ....... 🙃

Most people's political relationship to conservatism is the equivalent of "we don't kiss so it's not gay". Happy to get into bed with particularly evil stuff when they feel like it, but just publicly disavow a politician everyone hates and it's all good apparently.

Mobile Suit Gundam: the Witch from Mercury is fantasy not just because of mech suits, but because there's an international dialogue about the ethics of using scientific breakthroughs in war applications.

I think there's some people who have certain political keywords they search for on here, and I just want to reiterate I'm not a liberal. I'm a secret third thing (Marxist).

Yes please keep boycotting, but to draw the line with Disney *now* because of *fascism* when they have literally worked with Nazi scientists is extremely funny.

Oh no... Now that the beard part has grown back in, I kinda liked having a moustache. You can say it... Grew on me 😅

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

The continuous bit aside... Surely rapture talk *is* a recession indicator.

Dusting off the ol' mtg cards. Someone astrologise me based off my deck colours I'm building

Grew up in a household where our main TV rule was not watching anything with too much shouting and screaming so now I can't really connect with action movies or reality TV 🙃

Starting watching the Foundation... Not really a spoiler but... Hari Seldon is the villain of this story right?

Hahaha the fact that the highest "positivity rating" I've seen is like .22 means we're all a polite but miserable lot

I figured out the reason everyone thinks I'm nice is because I stopped saying "I don't like X" or "X is bad" and started saying "I don't think I'm the target for this, I don't think this is for me" 🙃

Lol being 32 so finishing university deadlines way ahead of schedule because I'm too old to be scared of feedback

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hey robot, do your lil trick for me please

Lol we discussed looking for financial solutions to sustainability problems... and the old, grizzled Marxism jumped out of me so quickly I spooked the Americans on the course 😅

It's officially "why did I immigrate to a country with horrible weather" season. Will be questioning my life choices until May 😅

The crazy part of crime in the US is the country claims to have extremely effective mass surveillance... But fabricates evidence in high profile cases constantly...

Classic university: intro week in the shiniest, newest building. Lectures in the 1970s rat hole.

Sometimes I want to write an opinion that's way too spicy for your average person, then I think "who cares" and make a fun snack instead 🙂‍↕️

For the majority of people who were famous before 1990 I just assume they died. I am so worried they'll just have developed some kind of dog shit take that will ruin their life's work.

Gays in my phone... I don't know what Fire Emblem or Persona are and I feel like this is a safe space to ask.

Anyway can we all just go back to being a lil horny and very aloof. I actually had my fill of sincerity thanks!

Always being a little early to things is a humblebrag. Being how early *I* am to things is pathology.

You can and should wish for bad things (including death) to befall bad people.

I'll tell people "no I don't think I'm depressed" and then passively listen to like 20 Modest Mouse songs in a row.