Worst part of Amsterdam snow day is all the metros smell like a club at 4am because people leave all their substances in their damp pockets and stand under the heaters 😞

How many political cartoons do you think we need before things change? Because I'm being exposed to dozens against my will and they all read as jokes written by people whose personality is "former gifted kid".

If there's a way for my education to be online when it snows... Why is there no option for this when it's rush hour, the middle of the night, or first thing in the morning when it's also not convenient or that safe to be travelling around?

I have the same relationship to air fryers that my mother has to the microwave in that we feel like it's too technological to make food safely

Hoping the bf knows telepathically the exact thing to pick up on the way home to make me feel better even when I don't know it myself 🙂‍↕️

They've been pulling the same stunts since the 1600s... The only thing that ever changes is our relationship to it and its visibility to us

Ok time to cram two weeks of prep work into an afternoon and evening so I can feel relaxed on Monday

Happy New Year except for the multiple neighbours on my street that decided to make impromptu bonfires on the sidewalk. Classic Netherlands

Woop both pretty sick, I guess no one can make me leave the house and socialise now 😤

I love my baby nephew, but he is always sniffling which means my gay, no immunity ass gets sick every single time I hold him for more than 10 minutes.

Finally getting into Kingdom Come Deliverance 2... Why are these old timey Hungarians English?

My diet has consisted of meat, cream, hard alcohol, and sugar these past days. I really don't know how 20th century people used to do this every single day.

Introducing the bf to Fargo and it's even better than I remember

Your boy can cook, you know?

Merry Krumpmas! 🌲🌲

I actually really enjoy those bad Christmas rom cons, my bf not so much so I made a bingo sheet so at least it can be a drinking game

I appreciate Christmas cooking as regular cooking but turning up all the unhealthy stuff 30%.

An annoying trait of mine is I intentionally watch bad TV so I can shout at all the flaws and inconsistencies like it's a sport. Related: catching up on Emily in Paris

Lovely waitress translated Pere Noel as 'Daddy Christmas' and me and my bf were just like 👀 "that's a very different thing" 😂

Finally holidayss 🌲🌲🌲first stop Brussels for some chicken milk.

Organised a cute lil Christmas meal/drinks for the people on my track at uni and almost everyone is coming 🥹

I really am so impressed by the guys who take daily selfies and nudes. I could never be that committed to anything

I kinda want to use this time over Christmas break to change my appearance and then gaslight my classmates that I've always looked that way.

Practising potato dishes so I can get the exact right vibe for Christmas 🙂‍↕️

I wish it was easier and cheaper to travel to the UK without a car... I lived there for 7 years and have only been able to afford going back a handful of times :/

As a scientist, I still take those crazy random herbal supplements as a bit. But goddamn some of them actually do stuff and every time I hate myself for disproving that it's all placebo.

Would love to have one day I can sit down on public transportation, but that seems to never happen 🥲

Gave a career talk to the bachelor students and it was so adorable 🥺

I feel like one of the less spoken about elements of the death of terrestrial TV is how lousy writing and acting is these days.

Every day my overall vibe and energy gets more like Rachel Weisz in the Mummy

First time waking up after 7 in like 6 weeks 🫩

Literally not a bit. I just listen to an unreasonable amount of folk music.

Lol analysis showing my most used emoji by far is 😅, when I constantly feel 😅

My hot take is that dating apps aren't per se bad, it's just that the majority of people are pretty boring and unoriginal.

Pray for me as I am forced to write poetry in Dutch 😔

Via clearsky I either need to be way more annoying or way more visible because I'm blocked by shockingly few people .

My dad is such a New Yorker he thinks that the Macy's parade is a big enough event that it's internationally broadcast.

One thing I miss about the US is how many public holidays there are 🥺 I also kinda want to eat cranberry sauce more often. Enjoy Thanksgiving 🦃🦃

Multiple people in different areas of my life casually dropped they think I dress well 🥺 so that's one less thing to worry about haha

Everyday the corporate girlie to trad wife pipeline gets more appealing to me

I'm really looking forward to the weird in between holidays week this year. I just want multiple days in a row where I can eat my own food in my own house and not have to worry about a bunch of appointments in the agenda.

Will Hague told my sixth form that foreigners would get citizenship if they trained to be doctors. Two years in they scrapped that plan. Hated science. Then Brexit. So I did an MBA in the NL to avoid having to go back to Trump 1's America. Now I kinda do business for non-business people like I was.

Made a post that was too basic and it started to draw in blue MAGA... Whoops sorry for that.

We really need to re-nationalise infrastructure here. Tell me why it costs me €60 a week to get back and forth to the next town over and I haven't had a train arrive on time in over 4 months...

I feel like the kind of person that should have tattoos, but I'm too lazy to research and organise that.

Biggest continual culture shock is how mentally rigid Dutch people are. if you deviate even slightly from the order or script in their mind it causes a complete crash like they are all running on Windows '98.

Niche Netherlands complaint: the Hague and Rotterdam are close enough to be connected by a metro. Why does the Hague take an extra 45 minutes to get to?

Describe yourself in one emoji 🫠

For those playing the home game, the outfit ended up being Canadian tuxedo. Pictured: you ask me a seemingly simple socio-economic question and I've been up since 6

Need to come up with a cute outfit for a book launch on Friday, but feeling very blah so looking at my clothes like 🙂‍↔️