The 30th birthday weekend has started and im ready to do be drunk for 4 day. I just need people to see the material 🥰

"Its BBQ....its BBQ in deerrr" 😅

My lady turns 30 in 2 days! The weekend I have planned idk who is more excited. Anyway, here's to making her cry some happy tears 🥂

People that aren't excited about a Bad Bunny half-time performance. I need to know whether or not you have heard Tití Me Preguntó in big boy speakers?

Man Utd and Chelsea fans are saying how can they let an Eritrean pimp run game on Sancho like this. ...AND i'm so confused because that is one of the top 5 international markets 🤣

BTW whatever Maybach Mami™️ saying Sancho did, Noni Madueke also dibbled and dabbled in too. He just paid up in a timely manner and dipped to Arsenal 🤣

I've also always in regard to Joe that for someone who has spoked and rapped about mental health so often and for so long, he severely lacks in empathy. He would rather let the cohosts implode and hide truths in jokes than be a manager/leader and have a conversation with them behind the scenes.

I'm not going to revise history and say there wasn't a particular period of the JB pod where Flip was a necessary energy and unpredictability injection into episodes, especially as Ish and Ice were still finding their way. But I think his time is up now.

When he said this on "I pray for you," I realised I wasn't familiar...

Exactly how good at rapping Malice is, is crazy.

Karrahbooo might be top 5 rappers behind the beat. I'd like the record to show that I never stayed or wavered. In fact, I have long been of the opinion that her, Anycia, and Maiya the Don need to go back and forth on a record like prime Lox.

Hold on man, I've been drunk all weekend so I've only just seen now that Diane Keaton died yesterday. Rest In Peace 🙏🏾

Im ngl whenever I need a laugh I watch that compilation clip of Game's "Red rose white ceiling" freestyles. He said "Let me see what I can come up with" 💀

So you mean in the American market they're calling Jadon Sancho food? This is the worst signing in Man Utd history all the way round.

It better be AI though because let me find out its a human behind these labels. I need to know how they balance their emotions because wtf loool

Joey Badass got a couple on his new album👌🏾 That's an artist with an underrated catalogue.

Smash or Pass - BBQ Rib Tips Dinner #Blacksky #Foodsky #Foodies

Yeah, can we talk about this please cause those AI spotify playlists are labelled like "Trillmatic poetic justice conscious club workout lyrical rap on friday evening" Beloved, is it oochie wally wally or one mic? 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

fuck whoever “they” is, talk about it if you wanna have a conversation.

A bunch of niggas who wish they were married to Steph are upset because his actual wife doesn’t worship him like a god

Time for a Lord of the Rings rewatch ✨

Double Banger

You can try the best you can The best you can is good enough

Sometimes, because you get to learn and take guidance from your older sibling, which is amazing....but your parents always kind of see you as a child no matter how much, succes, growth and positioning to not be seen as that.

I'll never forget her popping up with Ice Spice after that whole dating a Nazi thing. I put nothing past that lady.

I love how we as a community really genuinely loved and supported Robin Thicke until we found out he cheated on his Black wife and then we all collectively abandoned him lmao. I think about that a lot.

In another episode, Gordon basically said, "How's the restaurant called 3 Southern Sisters, but the food dont taste like it?" And I know Aunty wanted to tear his singlet from the neckline 🤣🤣

I watched another Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares USA last night. This restaurant had a cockroach trap under the fridge (and the burial ground was FULL), rat shit on the kitchen floor, on the kitchen tops & on the oven gloves. The chef was talking about "oOoH how did that get there?" 🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣🤢

This is a Dappy, Tinchy Stryder and Chipmunk appreciation account today. That's just how I feel.

Please update ya media, I need to know you black before I follow back 😂

Nothing feels better than laying in your bed when you ain't sposed to be laying down.

It’s crazy it’s only been a year lol

And now I’m hyper sexual cause I want to have sex more than twice a week 🫠

Meeting are such a pain sometimes. I’m sitting here while their debating about order of operations and all I than think about is taking a shit 😂😂

I come to conferences and presentations to skip work… but like, I don’t wanna sit & listen to people talk at me either. I’m sleepy.

Call that a "sexy party" 🤣

My lady asked me what one I watched when she fell asleep, and I just looked at her like this

Also yeah, since I started watching these shits I realised that a lot of us are nasty. From the writers, to the actors, camera crew, editors and all the way to the viewers. Some of these plot lines and scenes are JESU CHRISTI... and you all kept it quiet like a secret society🤣

Watching black tubi movies with your lady on a friday night with alcohol >>>>

This is not a laughing matter but *guffaw* 🤣

Taylor Swift is the perfect example of someone who has money and talent (allegedly) but still gives loser 🤷🏾‍♂️

This a Julie Andrews appreciation account today. That's just how I feel.

Idk how to explain it, but I can be quite awkward, shy, antisocial, introverted, weird, different, and quiet sometimes. However, what I love is that my lady never makes me feel that way. With her, I feel like the most confident, funny, cool, extrovert, brave, bubbly,charismatic person ever 🥺☺️

I agree that he had a couple hits on his newer ones but overall it’s the same Kanye we feel in love with. He didn’t have the longevity that we thought he would. He came out the gate strong and started to fall off over time.

These artists got more diss tracks than cohesive quality albums. This is my issue.

I was listening to that "To Kink a Butterfly" fake album, and I got to "We Gon Be On Sight" and said nah we need this nigga healed expeditiously and Asap rockily because look at what it could be? 🥺🤦🏾‍♂️

This a Claressa Shields appreciation account today. That's just how I feel.

I'm gonna be 32 in 4 months, so if I see people talking about Pluto, I'm going to assume you mean Hndrx and not Whim Whamiee. And if you say Mariah, we're talking about Carey, not the archaeologist 🫡

1. I can’t choose for them so they can’t choose for me. As long as everyone is respectful we’re good.