If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be.

Pretty boys are easy. 🥰

What's that? You wanna keep me company while I do chores today? LET'S FUCKING GO! 💃🏾💪🏾🤣😭

Me, watching Invincible: AHT AHT — Where is Demerzel? Cause Cleon is all over the place acting a damn fool...AS USUAL. 🤣🤣🤣

You gotta love you for who you are to attract someone who also loves you for who you are. You will always attract what you are, for better or worse. 💛✨

Your reminder to continue to vote (multiple times) for Kameirah's beautiful Google Doodle! 👇🏿✨️ doodles.google.com/d4g/

I bought a new bra and now I can't find it. Why am I like this? 😭😭😭

I think I'm gonna buy myself a telescope this year.

Very very unhappy about “Gen V” being cancelled!! 😡

My husband is legitimately my favorite human — without a doubt. And both our kids are my 2nd and 3rd favorites. 💛✨

If King Harris don't do nothing else he will embarrass his parents.

I need my daughter, whom I love dearly, to stop asking me to make cheesecake. But I know she knows if she asks me enough times I will relent and make the cheesecake. She's had 20 years of practice in wearing me down and bending me to her will. It's only a matter of time. 😭🤣

Do they have Quiet Storm radio programs anymore? I remember tuning into our local Quiet Storm program on Sunday evenings and listening to love songs while I get my stuff ready for school...

I'm holding on to hope that I will be able to leave material wealth in some form or fashion for my children when I inevitably pass away. But in the event that I'm unable to, I hope that they know I loved them so much, and that I believe they can achieve anything they put their minds to. 💛✨

And this appears to be as far as her critical thinking skills go. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I won't be surprised if she blocked me instead of thinking about WHY lots of people are upset.

White people are delusional and incapable of critical thinking when it comes to seeing this country as a nation of many people who are, on the daily, deeply affected negatively by their actions. Every day they remind us.

A bunch of white, racist, slave owning, misogynistic, child rapists would have executed a bunch of white, racist, misogynistic, child rapist who want to reinstate slavery? Okay

Omg — neither. Forever "I will cough up however much money it takes for you to leave me out of it." Thanks. 💋

My husband thinks that just because I watch rug cleaning videos I am now some kind of rug cleaning expert. No, babe. I will buy a new rug in a darker color. I'm not cleaning that and I'm not paying for it to get cleaned either. 😭

The Ferry Man would be such a dope name for an assassin...☠️

I choked on popcorn ONCE in ten years and now my husband won't let me eat popcorn unsupervised. 😭😭😭

Nobody: Billy Butcher: Oye! Cunt!

Daveed Diggs is an insane actor.

You know what else is wild? I had my last baby 18 years ago, and a complete hysterectomy last September, and I STILL experience very intense milk letdown sensations when I eat and drink. 🤣

I cannot BELIEVE how much I detest Anthony Starr as Homelander. Loved him to death as Sheriff Hood in Banshee. But Homelander??? I can't stand his fucking face now. 🤮

I just wanted y'all to know my husband and I started watching Season 5 of The Boys 2 hours ago and we're only at the 2:28 mark and we've been talking about white people. 🤣🤣🤣

While I love having my own room, I miss my husband the most just before I fall asleep, and if I go to his room (which is right next to mine) to tell him I miss him, he's gonna scold me and send me back to my room because it's almost 2 AM, I have work in the morning, and he's tucked me in already. 🤣😭

🗣️ METHUSELAH!

Let me close this app. Y'all are wild. 😭

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I mean...what are we supposed to do about it? Cry? Scream? Panic? Still gotta to show up to work today. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I DID vote for Kamala Harris, so there's that.

🤣🤣🤣 Oh noooooooo.... See what happens when you mix yourself up with the wrong company? 💃🏾

Oh shit. My husband is rewatching Snowfall...

Something I really want for myself in 2026 and beyond: I want to truly live in a sense of ease, not fearing whether or not I will have what I need or want. I ALWAYS have what I need and want. I can relax. 💛✨

They keep believing they're the good guys because they voted for them. If they admit they're the bad guys, they'd have to admit they voted for the bad guys, and what does that make them by extension? They truly vote against the common best interest, and still want to be perceived as good people. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Copilot is best used only as an assistant within the Microsoft suite. Ask it for help with emails, document summaries, refining sentence structure, scheduling meetings. etc — and even then it still sucks. Outside of that it's not a very useful tool. The same is true for Gemini and Google suite.

Jesus ain't been resurrected 24 good hours yet and this is the kind of conduct...

Here's my yearly Easter Sunday reminder that you never have to hang Judas. Judas will always hang himself. Blessed Easter! 🐇 💐

This thread made me smile. 💛✨

somebody deserves a raise

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The only reason to admit this is to make amends. If you have no intentions of making that woman whole — either by word or deed or both! — keep that realization to yourself.

Back in Houston and as soon as I got home I pinched a nerve in my back. Universe, if you wanted me to sit my ass down somewhere all you had to do was say that. 😭😭😭

No, cause why is it cold in Dallas right now? And I ain't packed a jacket or a sweater or nutten...LAWDFADDAHGAWD...😭

Dallas said, "Aye...can I copy your homework?" And Houston said, "Yeah, but just switch it up a lil bit so it will look like you did it." 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Pulled into Downtown Dallas for the first time just now and... Dallas looks just like Houston, btw. They literally said Ctrl + C; Ctrl V 🤣😭

Can I admit something? Sometimes I wish I had parents. I'll be 45 now, and I haven't really had parents since I was about 6 years old. Of course I had guardians, but not a Mom or Dad. And sometimes I just wish I had a Mom...or a Dad...that I could talk to for real. 💛✨

I thought my hubby outdid himself when he learned to make kimchi bokkeumbap, but now he's taught himself to make jajangmyeon and baby...I think we need to pack it up and move to South Korea at this point. 🥰😋

I need to figure out how to force my husband to take an improv class with me this year. It's really for him, but I know he won't go if I don't go. It's codependency, I know...but he's my man and imma stick beside him. 🤣😭