when i am bisected

If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

really hope the rature doesnt happen today because i don't want to be stuck here with all the people who say the rapture is going to happen today

yeah we all know today is the equinox im not sure why the president has to make an announcement about it

at least we get a sound byte of him saying "pumping into a horse" our of this

after years of doing this i finally got the coveted "1 minute" spot in line

With great power comes great responsibility. Never claim that I’m not doing mine.

tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to

okay so i am clearly a petit bourgeois and have youtube premium for years now but every once in a while i watch a video in incognito mode it is insane to me the ads the pop up a four minute ad for the "seven second poop method" sorry ive been in my echo chamber and didnt realize how cooked we are

taping the small dorito pieces at the bottom of the bag together to make a normal size dorito makes them taste like tape

Fanfest will be a safe place. I understand that because of the current climate, and bad actors who are threatening to be public nuisance you'd be scared to go But I'm sure these people wont go to fanfest, and Anaheim is a safe place to be at. but the real fight starts at gettin' them tickets

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

i think a large part of my depression might be directly linked to the fact that a new pokemon game hasn't been released in three years

prob my most boomer trait is that i hate how much technology has emphasized never interacting with a human i don't want to sit at a restaurant and order my food through an app i think chronic lack of interaction has affected our ability to connect with and understand other humans

hell yeah i can't wait for the iCarly standard set

no the titanci pool isn't full dumass

"idiocracy is real" you clearly didn't watch that movie because when they found out someone was smarter than them they actually listened to him and tried to make the world better

I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel! He sucks! These motherfuckers make me defend the stupidest shit because they're the dumbest people who've ever lived on this planet!

karl rove karl fucking rove KARL FUCKING ROVE GETS IT this might be my breaking point

people complain about major blocklists on bsky but it's really the only thing that makes this site usable

the tiny people who live in my phone should be friends and when they aren't it makes me sad

REPOST if you SUPPORT everything that TRANSGENDER WOMEN do to uphold the RULE OF LAW!!!!!!!!

when i was a kid i used to lick 9v batteries because it felt funny and that should explain most of the things you need to know about me

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i go out of my way to learn about things i hate because i am a professional hater

Twitter post I miss

I’m more and more certain that the on-screen portrayal of Mario peaked in 1989.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

this is why I have a hard time with the argument that like, falling for disinformation is for Those Idiots Over There and WE are too smart for it. I have absolutely fallen for disinformation and reposted things that were later debunked! it is REALLY REALLY HARD TO AVOID!

I turn into a weirdo 1800s Christian prohibitionist whenever I have to think about gambling. It's not just bad for people personally, it's bad for the collective soul of society.

TNA no longer letting their talent work shows with AEW talent on it

wife took pictures of me on boba date

I’m pretty sure the overlap of people who pay extremely close attention to the news and also know what a Discord kitten is is essentially just this website, and I think you’ll find everyone here has in fact lost their minds

cant fucking believe i have to google shit like this in 2025 to find out ITS ACTUALLY REAL WHAT THE FUCK

Bluesky's moderation is a joke, seemingly pushed by a right-wing mass reporting campaign to suspend their users over nothing, but it doesn't occur to them that those right-wing fascists want this site shut down/gone, and Bluesky is gladly cutting its own legs out from under itself to help them.

insane to say the sentence "this isnt the highest-profile school shooting in america today"

do not become who you hate and to do this you should remember the two cardinal rules of the internet

so cool that a company that has good products has a magic license now

you think this was on purpose?

its worse than i thought he thinks hes a fucking playwright

The inflation rate looks alarming in nominal dollars, but after adjusting for inflation, the real inflation rate remains a steady 0.00%/yr.

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bsky is probably a bad place to ask this but what do normal people do

lets goooooooo

i wish the internet was still forums and geocities fan pages

found a message request from 4 years ago where someone called me a slur hell yeah i dont even actually care i just want to make bad people's lives worse

people commenting “release the epstein files” on my random posts, thank you for your incredible activism but I do not have them.

I saw someone earnestly say they didn’t understand why a gay politician would be closeted “in this day and age”… do people not realize that due to the continued and arguably resurgent existence of homophobia some people never even come out to themselves.

completing the monthly ritual was stuck in seattle when i got the original email and delayed getting home made me almost miss it 😭

yuo cant waste my time better or more than i do