it's all "AI this" and "AI that" but never "Ey I got you a pizza"

Everybody stop, we got a cool new Beast Mortos reaction to talk about. #AEWDynamite

Absolutely. I love a big distinctive nose. 3/4 of my crushes are on people with beautiful prominent noses. They're gorgeous. I've complimented several people on them and they always smile and say thanks. I've complimented my best friend on hers so much she rolls her eyes at me lol

If the Phillies lost today - and they probably will - I will not be even one iota surprised or dismayed. I became a Phillies fan in 1993. My fandom was born in the cradle of soul killing despair so this is like a mosquito bite. Never expect any joy from these Phils. It's not in their current DNA

I am so lonely no matter what I do, and I'm thoroughly sick of it

Voting in local off year elections makes me feel so powerful. MY VOTE HAS THE STRENGTH OF FORTY VOTERS. I MIGHT DECIDE THE DA RACE ALL BY MYSELF!

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

This whole "not watching Friends was a cultural hole in my generation" is hilarious to me because in my generation, not watching Friends is SOP and you'd be clowned if you did watch it

It's the end of pepper season, and it's a great time for deals because people are trying to offload a bunch of peppers before the frost. So I scored $70 worth of peppers for $20!!!

First Flyers game. Way much more fun in person, even if you do have to dress like a yeti. And the hockey players take more bumps than wrestlers do

Is Preston Vance interviewing for oil application girl yet? Because my resume is up to date and I can start immediately #WatchROH

Del Monte Citrus Salad has totally disappeared from all stores, and that's the fruit I practically live on every winter. I am inconsolable

Spell your name with movie titles📽 Memento Escape From New York Outland War of the Worlds Murder, My Sweet Edge of Tomorrow Out of the Past White Heat Francesco Underwater Zardoz Zapped!

Hurt Berry might be my new favorite pepper. The fruity taste of a habanero with the heat of a superhot like primotalli, but even tastier than Armageddons, which were my previous favorite. I want to put them in everything! I'm drying some now to make XL pain relieving cream, and have more on the way

I do not want the video. I will never watch the video. I usually won’t even give the video the effort of complaint. I just want to read the news story. Give me the text. This would be my Ted Talk but that would be text too.

Thinking of opening an Etsy store or something to sell all these hot pepper products. Tried Facebook but they only care about my kimchi, which I don't have a lot of bc I don't have room to store it

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

Please God, help me stay away from those Facebook hot pepper groups. No matter how good those Death Spirals look, and no matter that it's a great late season deal, I have more than enough and no money. Amen

Not doing a Letterboxd Friday this week, because it's all Grindhouse and both double features sucked. Unfunny 80s sex comedies on Monday, and a Gene Hackman retrospective that was deeply boring and unfunny. The best part of the week was watching Peaky Blinders.

RIP Assata Shakur. She was one of my heroes growing up. I must have read her autobiography 5 or 6 times. It was my first clue that our government was run by a bunch of clueless, hateful racists. Plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Yeah I'm like an animal in bed. The hagfish, specifically

Did I just lick a chocolate moruga scorpion on a dare? I sure did. Strangely, the fatalli pepper was hotter. Just goes to show, you never know until you eat it

Poor guy. He's actually right. Think of a light bulb. It uses electricity, but it's not electronic. It doesn't have any transistors or a CPU. It's on or off. A projector is basically a lightbulb, 2 panes of glass, and a mirror. No electronics - unless it uses electronics to connect to a computer.

Made the mistake of tasting a chocolate fatalli pepper this morning.

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

The best way for me to keep my watchlist accurate is to make folders in my downloads folder and delete them as I watch. I had it down to three folders...but then I opened up filmsite.org and the AV Club....

I took Tylenol to up my autism levels so the Rapture skipped right past me. Don't worry, I waved

Between the stress of stretching money to buy food and possibly losing my job and finding my cat in respiratory distress at 1 am, the last 2 weeks have felt like 2 years. I lost 10 pounds. I kept tossing my antidepressants in a bag and then taking them back out when I felt a little better. Sigh

The vet said he was probably just mad at me. MAD AT ME. Fucking cats, man.

My cat's in heart failure. Found out at an ER trip Thursday night. He was doing alright, but yesterday he was sick again, hiding under the bed, refusing to eat or drink. Laid on the floor next to him for an hour or so. Cried all night. Figured he was dead...and 6 am he hopped on me like "sup babe?"

“Jimmy Wales rebuilt the library of Alexandria using nothing more than nerds’ need to correct one another”

Liking all the Eagles posts on Twitter and then hopping over to Bluesky to like all the same posts again

I love Wikipedia

$20s folded into assorted origami shapes, and the bag smells like pickles.

Enjoy your Caturday morning, everyone I'm off 🥱🛌

Reminder that September is National library card month, so you should totally go get a library card! Yes, they have books, but many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and more! Maybe it's time for a visit!

@dezlet.bsky.social I bet you're happy if you saw or heard about the AEW PPV tonight!

Not too many movies since I was rewatching Jeeves & Wooster to manage stress, but there were a couple. Saving a few horror movies for October #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

If you see this, QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched. 🎥 #filmsky

Wordpress drives me crazy. No two backends look the same. Why can't it be nice and easy like Drupal instead of having sixty plugins for each function. Ugh FUCK

If this isn't the cutest case of "If I fits, I sits," I don't know what is. #Wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️ #Luchacat

By all means, GO to the protest! After you have thoroughly read and internalized the opsec documents from the ACLU and EFF, and after taking steps to ensure that your presence at the protest is as safe as possible FOR YOU AND THE MARGINALIZED PERSON NEXT TO YOU. But do not fucking RSVP.

"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." Pastor Howard-John Wesley

The Long Walk devastated me as much as the book did, even with the new ending. They did a really good job showing the desperation and the innocence of the boys, and I'm glad they went the graphic violence route bc that really stamped it. David Jonsson is FANTASTIC. Walk home felt surreal as hell tho