Why do I feel like I’m gonna get mugged if I walk by this flower bed..?

The William Henry Harrison musical is sold out for all 4 performances and I am highly buttmad about this

I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots

My Sugar Rush Peach pepper plant has at least six peppers on it already. That seems...ambitious? 🌱🌶

Anyway, Walker, also known as Billy "White Shoes" Johnson, has found a way to stay cool #cats

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

We really need to get back to throwing people down stadium stairs

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

Oh shit, what if Maya wins this? Athena will go nuclear #ROHSupercard

Ace Austin has been absolutely crushing it since he freed himself from TNA Love this match vs Moriarty, it's a good struggle between two lions ##WatchROH #SupercardOfHonor

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

Today's my 49th birthday, and it's the first one where I've felt old. Looking at God and hitting the dislike button

Pro tip: 1/8 of ghost pepper powder is NOT equivalent to 1/2 tsp cayenne powder, and even if you really love superhot pepper like I do, your rice pudding will not work

Had convos w/ multiple people in the past 4 days who DID NOT KNOW that 1. AI doesn't "think" or know anything; it's a probability machine 2. It was created using massive amounts of work stolen from actual people including me 3. The environmental costs are astronomical Spread the word, every time!

Been meaning to see The Adventures of Priscilla for a long time, & it was worth it. Night & The City might be a new favorite and it's not just bc it's about wrestling. They Live By Night didn't do it for me. Brute Force...Burt Lancaster!! Nothing else needed #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

That Kevin Knight clothesline to the announce table has got ME in agony and I'm safe in my house #AEWDYNAMITE

Telling my kids this was Daft Punk

Was getting to the end of my media watching queue (only had the Pitt season 2, House of Cards and Loudermilk to watch) so naturally I downloaded 25 movies from the Rotten Tomatoes Best Film Noir list. Am I just allergic to being finished with anything, wtf

Tiny Joys

Will Stancil haters are really fucking weird

The problem with my life is that I don't have anyone to discuss things with. I have people I can small talk to. My bff & I have "what we did today" conversations. Same w/mom & uncle. But I don't know how to find discussions, and this is what makes me feel so lonely and miserable and unseen

Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.

Tonight's theme for Collision is apparently "let's murder each other" #AEWCollision

Today is also the 18th anniversary of Steiner Math airing on TNA Impact. (video from TNA on X)

Good week overall, except for The Mortuary Assistant which should have stayed as a theory. What a waste of Paul Sparks. Now on to Criterion Film Noir week. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

If you need me I'll be inside the house...permanently

“LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS”

I'd like my manifesto to be a list of two handed knitting stitches

Damn, the Phillies didn't play around. No mercy for Rob

Jeopardy is boring when one person wins all the time, no matter how nice they are. They should bring back the wins limit. Not five, but 15 would be perfect. Three weeks is a perfectly respectable run

She's free right now on YouTube! #MysteryWrestling25 🤼‍♂️

The neighbor kids have dragged their toys outside and are trying to sell them to raise cash. They offered them to me for $1,000 and regretfully I had to pass

I started a hot pepper seasoning business because I love hot peppers THAT MUCH. However, it's not a widely shared love, so it's a labor of my own personal lovin' Dragonscrewlegwhip.com

The hatred ppl have on here for alt text is fucking unreal

A very happy St George's Day, to all who celebrate.

I was going to finish the garden tomorrow, but it was such a nice day I went ahead and put almost everything in. I wasn't able to find habanero plants, so there's still a few containers left open, but it's 90% done

WHOOOAAA HALFWAY THERE 10 plants in, 10 to go (once I get more dirt) #gardening #hotpeppers 🌶

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Just got back from the new Mummy movie. 2 thoughts: 1) it takes a little while to get going, but boy howdy does it get it good. Story is just standard; the framing, sound design and effects are wonderful 2) the dad might have been cast just for how wide his eyes can get 3/5 stars! #Filmsky 🎥

If demons offered me some dick and a curry goat platter for my soul tonight, I would consider it

From the world that brought you Cocaine Bear, now comes Crackhead Salmon and Methhead Trout

The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.

There's still some joy and whimsy left in the world

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

And I'm missing Mania shows!!! 😭😭😭😭

My friend's having a small surgery, and I am picking her up. Her procedure was scheduled for 1:30. She asked me to come at 3 after I said I'd be there at four. It is currently 6:27, the cafeteria closed 3 hours ago and all I have is a bag of AirHeads and one piece of emergency jerky.