In threads jail again, how y’all doing?

Heeeey guys New 2MB episode! rss.com/podcasts/2-m... Me and @ferociouskatie.bsky.social , edited by @phoenixnymphy.bsky.social AND NEW THEME SONG BY @sugarransom.bsky.social !!!!!!!

just cracking myself up alone in my apartment, rewriting the 12 days of Christmas to the 12 days of sexting 🎶 on the third day of sexting my true love gave to me three dirty thoughts two voice notes And a boner in a blanket tent 🎶 We’ve got a hit on our hands

I wish Canada had 🔫 his grandad instead of shipping him away. Get me to that timeline I wanna see somethin.

Anyone ever consider fire or at least threatening fire? Actual notes from some radical ancestors: m.youtube.com/watch?v=larz...

in florida they teach us maths using alligator analogies

pretending your joke is funny is emotional labor and I am on strike

codaaaaa

A group of neurodivergent and disabled adults we did a fundraiser with has released a music video for their song “Love Is Everything”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVUscHGXumE We helped them put out their recent album, “Get Out Front!”.

Watching Killing Eve for the sapphic assassin energy I need

Honey, I’m a professional garbage can

"Murk Musk" Spotted in Brooklyn, NY

Gary is short for Gawrence

my outie commits medium scale industrial sabotage every other weekend with friends

We updated our progress on our Objectives and Key Results for Q1 2025.

I’m starting to hate threads

look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust

reminder for all the #caturday folks since bird flu is all around now 🐱 news.immunologic.org/p/the-death-...

i bet that anglerfish would have wanted you to fight harder against the handful of people who are destroying everything, including you. for love.

I am not legally required to laugh at a joke that isn’t funny (yet) We can all do better plz

People seem to argue with me as a joke when I would find it much funnier if they tried just making a real joke 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy Valentine Times Day!

I’m getting concerning reports from a healthcare worker in Indiana. Parkview Wabash is overwhelmed. Walk-in clinics are packed, staff are out sick, and a high percentage of the inpatients are influenza positive. They’re moving critically ill patients out every hour.

fit check happy valentimes 💌

JUST IN: Arizona Reports H5N1 Genotype D1.1 In Maricopa County Dairy Herd.

JUST IN: Multiple cats in Oregon die after eating raw food contaminated with H5N1 bird flu.

Happy Valentine's Day

it takes more muscles to frown which is why i am stronger than u

JUST IN: Iowa has confirmed a case of highly pathogenic avian influenza in a commercial turkey flock in Buena Vista County. Governor Kim Reynolds has issued a disaster proclamation for the county.

JUST IN: H5N1 bird flu now confirmed to spread between dairy cows through milk. Infected milk was found weeks before symptoms, and raw milk killed cats. If you’re still underestimating this, you’re not paying attention.

Palpatine dissolves the Galactic Senate and puts regional governors in charge of all controlled systems with Stormtroopers and Star Destroyers at their disposal. Shortly afterwards, the Death Star destroys Alderaan Galactic News Network: we're slowly creeping toward a constitutional crisis.

Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’: https://reductress.com/post/democrats-blocked-from-entering-capitol-building-due-to-push-door-labeled-pull/

demonizing anger is one of the stupidest things you can do right now

I want to live inside a mountain so that when the morning is all rage and pain I don't have to wait for a reasonable hour to make a bunch of loud noises.

BREAKING: Scientists Suspect New Bird Flu Strain Spreading Through Airborne Dust from Bird Droppings.

Every time I read one another one of those stories I think about every near miss I had and I wonder how I survived. I don’t bother with why. I’ve decided the why is to allow the vengeful ghost of every child who died in a group home to live in my heart forever. So we can find a way.

Welcome to the public domain, THE WILD PARTY (1929)! 🎞️💃Clara Bow’s first talkie is a lively collegiate comedy-drama. Directed by trailblazer Dorothy Arzner. Learn more ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025/ #InternetArchive #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay

just enjoying coffee with coda listening to the rats crawl through the walls

Yesterday

your outie is kind your outie never lets the honey crystallize your outie makes a damn fine cup of coffee your outie renews her faith every hour your outie is a communist with guns

Se eu cometi um crime e não divulguei na internet será mesmo que cometi um crime?

threads pissing me off gonna make an effort here maybe

post one more fucking blue heart I stg

You wanna win a grammy next year. I want Luigi and his whole Italian family to "visit" the Grammys. We are not the same fr.

bish had me outside journaling at dawn

Some people are against something i.e. slavery that they think slavery is wrong no matter who is enslaved Idk why it's so hard for people to realize some people are against ANYONE being deported.

I Am So Thrilled About Poshmark Getting AI That I Am Shaving Off My Eyebrows and Walking Into Lake Ontario