unnecessarilyunpleasant.com The new blog and a smol (but growing) shop

The new website is almost 100% complete-- Deadfall and Other Things will be the only section kept behind a paywall. That's because you'll get access to all of my attempts at poetry, and… https://unnecessarilyunpleasant.com/2025/09/03/recurrence-wip/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Social Media Is Also a Dumpster Fire Jan 29, 2025 This is a follow-up to my original article posted here - if you have not read it, I humbly suggest it. In addition to not broadcasting certain activities on social media — especially Meta, we have to be hyper vigilant about what we do share. The…

I have to disagree with your last point. The American people have the object permanence of a house cat. Most didn’t pay attention, and even more forgot as soon as it wasn’t a headline.

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT — this glitter shit is annoying and the machine does not like it when I use the roll feeder 😭😭😭😭

It’s my third office.

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all my 🧙‍♀️. Gonna tag some of my gurls ya'll should check out. @muzicchik.bsky.social @kinkednitemare.bsky.social @thiathebard.bsky.social @troublemancer.bsky.social @kea-bea.bsky.social @crymsonpleasure.bsky.social @traetalk.bsky.social

BETTER THAN JOE ROGAN SHOULD BE ENOUGH

We’re better smarter, funnier, and better looking than that Joe Rogan guy Even if you don’t think so, you can listen with hate in your heart. Or whatever. rss.com/podcasts/2-m...

Heeeey guys New 2MB episode! rss.com/podcasts/2-m... Me and @ferociouskatie.bsky.social , edited by @phoenixnymphy.bsky.social AND NEW THEME SONG BY @sugarransom.bsky.social !!!!!!!

Hey Blueskees— if you don’t like Spotify, we’re on all major platforms too Just sayin Also, could you make sure to FOLLOW and like each episode? Review where you can? Also also — follow me on Fb (look, I’ll tear it down from the inside!) www.facebook.com/share/1Jwz2A...

Wrong tree, buddy. Waaaaaay wrong tree.

My second podcast that I edit is called 2 Mean Blondes featuring @traetalk.bsky.social and @ferociouskatie.bsky.social episode 1 is out ya'll should go check it out open.spotify.com/show/6UYQdqP...

Hey, you guys should go check it out For the editing, of course ❤️

Do you think Facebook will do the same thing for my dad? 🤨🤔

I’ve got things I need to be working on, but my bright idea to get T-Mobile internet last year has revealed itself to be a mistake. Listen, I’d love to return to analog days when 98% of my work would be done offline, but that’s not the case. I CAN’T DO EVERYTHING ON MY PHONE

OMG IS THAT WHAT THAT IS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear I’m not a Boomer

Oooh you can’t upload video here? Shenanigans. FINE. HAVE A MEME.

I’m gonna have to implement an actual bedtime to allow for morning stretches and workout to alleviate this bullshit pain and allow for the meds to work But right now I’m enjoying the meds and possibly an edible who really knows

Forever my favorite meme bc Swamp Demons need left the fuck alone, I don't know where you left your razor charger. AND WHO LEFT A SPOON IN THE LEFTOVER HALSUKI IN THE FRIDGE?! *morphs into a frog and hops away angrily*

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I’m officially an Old 😭 If you get weird messages from me, you’re welcome.

Using only foods where are you from?

In other news: for anyone in rural NE Ohio www.baahm.org

I’m way too high rn so have a meme that makes sense

I absolutely needed this

Unsolicited advice.

How to buy my books: Signed copies of Where Dark Things Grow: www.malaprops.com/book/9798859... Amazon + Kindle version: a.co/d/7iNr9zC CW: violence (against humans and animals), sexual assault (off-page). My poetry book is on Amazon and signed copies here: www.andrewkclark.com/product-page...

Micro dosing edibles at work has the best side effect These mothertruckers can’t bother me today

HI IMA 46 YEAR OLD WRITING INTERN

In 30 minutes I’m meeting with the woman who created an entire comedy media company for an internship. Wish me luck or whatever. Have a doge sleeping in a weird position as payment.

THANKS I HATE IT

Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund. Will have a bunch of surprise guests. Buy tickets here: wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...

People forget that being autistics does not replace our choices. Being autistic and being an asshole are two separate traits. Being abusive and being autistic are two separate traits. They can exist inside the same person. We make choices of who we want to be. Fuck Neil Gaiman.

Um. Kolachi and pho? I am intrigued and drooling.

Every year, my mom reposts this pic on Fb with a birthday message. This year was no different. Enjoy!

In scary times, “look for the helpers, you will always find people helping” GoFundMe has set up one main fund for the California fires and are quickly dispersing funds to everyone in need. If you can,,, please donate. www.gofundme.com/u/f2f8503f-a...

That face when no one will explain the joke so you can ha-ha too

Here is my review of Golden Globe-winning #ConclaveMovie !! I reallllly enjoyed this film. Let me know if you plan to watch but read this first! open.substack.com/pub/janeprat...

As more people move over here, I’m just gonna make sure I say this one time: if you follow and interact with people who say racist shit, or are just generally terrible people — we’re not gonna get along. I see y’all. But keep hate-following, bring your friends ❤️

A poem. https://substack.com/@syeedthedoyenne/note/p-153672608?r=6h2tg&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Have you got your copy yet ?

In unrelated news, I need a new insurance company.

Have been on Bluesky quite a bit the last two days (for info & resources) & it’s not social media that’s broken. I think it’s us that’s broken now. I’ll post about places ppl can donate because LA is in bad shape & my replies are full of “ummmm sounds like somebody’s never heard of Pompeii.”