Watch this before going to a protest.

Follow along. I’m not optimistic. Hope I’m wrong.

p.s. Borowitz is satire

But to have accomplished this hunt would have taken the kind of database scan that fascists dream of, one cataloging the free speech of Americans.

Anyone shocked?

This really is the complete embodiment of women fearing rape while men fear mockery.

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.

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The “war on drugs” super fueled the cartels. Made everything worse/more dangerous.

Can't wait until "C'mon, 'I love Hitler' was clearly taken out of context."

I seem to recall that it was the biggest 1st Amendment attack in American history when the Biden admin alerted social media companies to some content and said "hey does this violate your policies?" Will Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger and (lol) CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss call this out?

ICE has been deployed to *provoke* civilians, not to protect them. They want to throw tear gas canisters and get people on the streets riled up, all to create footage for Fox News and Newsmax, et al., that will be used as a pretext for imposing martial law to lower voting rates in Democratic cities.

The shameless GOP lying about the No Kings gatherings scheduled for next Saturday reveals how deeply hostile much of the Republican Party is to “the right of the people peaceably to assemble.” I look forward to our local No Kings event, and urge my fellow Americans to attend in their communities.

Hegseth sucks. The Qataris suck. But we aren’t giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. It’s building dorms etc. at an existing base to train them on F-15s we sold them, just like Singapore already has there. Common arrangement we have with lots of countries. This one was already being planned under Biden.

I believe Hegseth misspoke (anyone surprised?). They are going to train Qatari Air Force on F-15’s. Been in the works since at least 2022. www.stripes.com/branches/air...

It’s hard to award the Nobel Peace Prize to a guy that maybe brokered a temporary peace deal after he ordered 500 tons of nutrient rich biscuits destroyed instead of saving the lives of desperate, starving babies.

On the 18th we need to be vigilant for increased violence and provocation by both law enforcement and counter-protestors, both of which will be used to try to justify more violence and authoritarianism.

Last night, my team filed a motion to defend voters in California. DOJ sued 8 states. My firm has filed to protect voters in all 8 states. We will never back down from the fight to protect free and fair elections.

It's wild how quickly we bounced from "is it wrong to call conservatives fascist?" to "we're officially labeling liberals as a terrorist organization." It's extra wild because we don't have any official policy for dealing with fascists, but we have crystal clear, official policy to kill terrorists.

Can a high profile Democrat please go on Fox News to show footage from the movie Independence Day and claim that the White House is under immediate attack from aliens?

Real families. Real prices skyrocketing. This is what I am fighting to stop.

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks: I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

Thou Shalt Not Declare War On Thine Own Country.

Pretty sure Idaho’s Republican legislators will ignore this. Georgia’s Medicaid Work Requirement Program Spent Twice as Much on Administrative Costs as on Health Care, GAO Says www.propublica.org/article/geor...

July 24, 2024

Fox is about to do a solid 4-5 days straight on the escalator.

The most transparent administration…🤣

We have a government that punishes comedians but protects pedophiles, all in the name of Jesus.

How about we just do a better job of supporting the public schools we already have? We've been violating the spirit, if not the letter, of the Idaho Constitution for a long time. Advocacy coalition files lawsuit to block Idaho’s new private school tax credit idahocapitalsun.com/2025/09/17/a...

"Conservatives in Alabama do not believe that the people of California or Massachusetts should be allowed to make their own decisions about their children’s education, or health care." We've come a long way.

Please don't forget, and don't let anyone else forget, they did this openly.

You know who DJT did not want to lower the US Flag at the WH for? Senator John McCain President Jimmy Carter

The United States told European countries it is ending joint efforts to fight disinformation from Russia, China, and Iran, as reported by the Financial Times, citing European officials.

Whatever is in the Epstein files is really bad. Worse than grab 'em by the p*ssy. Worse than paying a porn star for sex. Worse than cheating on your third wife while shes recovering from childbirth. Worse than adjudicated rape. Worse than 2 impeachments. It is really REALLY BAD!

WTF???

This what Americans voted for and congress is out to lunch.

Palantir’s Gotham platform lets the government weave together driving records, police reports, even social media — creating powerful maps of people’s lives. Critics warn it’s surveillance by algorithm, with little public oversight. buff.ly/e4mclbR

Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.

🚨🚨 GREAT NEWS🚨🚨 IN IOWA DEMOCRAT CATELIN DREY HAS WON SPECIAL ELECTION FOR STATE SENATE Democrats now have stopped the Republican Super Majority in the State Senate Congratulations CATELIN DREY !!

The precise moment when and where in recent weeks America crossed that invisible line from democracy into authoritarianism can and will be debated by future historians, but it’s clear that the line itself has been crossed. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/america-ti...

Among all the other things, "The President has screwed things up so badly that the world's other rich countries won't deliver mail to us anymore" really should end it immediately.

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Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht

Today’s Executive Order creating a *nationwide* military “quick reaction force” and setting up an online portal to permit random fascist vigilantes to join soldiers is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in U.S. politics in my adult life. Why is it not getting more attention?