You really cannot make this shit up. They’re acting like that man screamed out Yahtzee!

I actually wish more corporations were on here, so I could berate them.

And if he ever wanna talk, tell em you love me!

Faster buses on the Bronx’s busiest route, a continuous protected bike route all the way from Sunset Park to DUMBO, protected bike lanes around 10 schools in Central Brooklyn, and a connected bike network for Midwood, Flatbush, and East Flatbush. Streets that work for everyone—not just cars.

This woman is sending meee 😂 102 years old! And talking about bourbon and partying. Aight nie, don’t hurt ‘em great gma! lol

Beyoncé stuns with bob haircut in new photos.

Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security: “If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”

v1.116 is rolling out now! For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

Politicians who succeed at the national level in America will be zionist until being zionist isn't a qualifier to be involved in American politics.

I still think Brett Favre should be in jail. Idc

Typed out the whole point and still missed it. How is anyone this stupid?

We need to fast track to the end of this administration

Chileeee niggas love a boundary until they get hit with one…

The Carters really gon have to start putting their lawyers to work. Ignoring shit doesn't work in this climate anymore.

How come none of you gay Black beans and toast eating hoes said anything about this show Culprits that features a Black gay couple getting chased by assassins after performing a major heist? This is what I be talking about.

“Marjorie Taylor Greene said…”

“F*ck ICE” — Kehlani accepting her very first #GRAMMYs  award.

I’m seeing more and more people returning to BlueSky

Convinced she did this for me 🙂‍↕️

There were a few but I remember this moment so well 😭

"Chunk-li" yall are comedians 😭

Lol I know who this attention seeker is and this tracks

The Leopard: “I’m about to beat this bitch up”

It's a snowstorm not the fucking apocalypse

America has two major parties: One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King. One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face. We need to end the two party system.

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

Happy Birthday to the greatest First Lady ever

Had to take an edible cause he fell asleep on movie night. I am annoyed 😭

Payola has been pushing this Olivia Dean girl onto me. (It's working)

No reason I should be fighting off a cold less than 24hrs back in the states. Rfk Jr will pay for his crimes

One of my struggling plants grew while I was away. She tryna say I'm the problem??

We are not our ancestors. We are much, much weaker. 😭

A lot of people are wigging out on lardass' bluster about midterm elections. Per the Constitution, the federal government has no authority over elections. States certify their own elections. Mail-in voting still exists. Breathe.

All these T-Mobile folks keep bragging (?) but my friend never has service on a regular basis. In his apartment and in other countries. U gotta send a text to let him know you called. Everybody gotta be calm cause they all suck in one way or another.

I... Do not wanna catch this return flight home 🫩

If Republicans in the Senate are afraid to be primaried. I have news for you losers , you will not be re-elected anyway.

Exchange with my Portuguese tutor: "Are you coming back to Copa to see Rihanna." "no." "oh only Beyonce?" "Yes 🙂" "Oh well I like Rihanna more." "Okay, enjoy that backtrack." Like, do you want this job??

Free the gays of Ipanema. My god.

Fresh cut $27

I've been singing this song for 4 days now. My therapist said "gone head and move back baby" 😂

hey The Pitt - 9 pm is an insane time for a new episode to drop. 😴

6 gays invite you to an event, you assume it's gay. I'm at a straight event, that the gays invaded, looking like a SLUT

I've just been posting and leaving social media lately. I feel like I get to live life here. But here's me living 😊🫣

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

Fine ass BLACK Brazilian man messaged me on the apps and said "turn around" now he tonguing me down. I said I wasn't falling in love here again!

Now everytime I hear a Khalid song I feel like he's singing about Hugo

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