I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

was just explaining to @somarysueme.bsky.social that calls for JD vance to be excommunicated are mostly protestants not understanding how catholic excommunication works, but honestly "the pentagon makes an antipope" is like the ONE THING that could potentially make that happen

[sighs] you got me

I’ll add my voice to the chorus here: Don’t confess to crimes online. Don’t implicate anyone you see at a protest doing something “cool” but technically illegal. Don’t post your own dubs at a protest doing something illegal. Those things will have to be an anonymous gift someone gave to the world.

Lad: boy Lady: woman Laddy: boy Ladddy: woman? Makes you think

some thoughts on creativity #artbyzazo

I was going to wait until easter to post this but i will definitely forget so here

Calendaring software should exclusively be written by scheduling sickos in polycules.

I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that

as the fruit trees bloom here comes grief with the steel chair it's april now, huh?

Looking to get Black Flame (2025)’d and wonder if anyone has done this & has advice. I work in coding so some kind of ghost in the machine type situation is probably more practical than haunted film. But as long as end result achieved I’m down for whatever. Thoughts on how to start?

The following thread is a work of fiction. It was originally published on Twitter/X in July of 2021. In 2022, it was one of the finalists for a Hugo award in the "Best Short Story" category. The story is image-based; alt-text for each image is provided.

Dante IS NOT The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Dante IS Hanna-Barberra Wacky Racers Dante IS NOT the Navy Seal copy pasta. Dante IS the old Meguka threads from /a/ Dante IS NOT the unhinge dub of the Devilman OVAS from the 90s. Dante IS exclusively the run cycle from Devilman Crybaby

grief, 1/2

Behold, the first small dom big sub pic

this really is what it’s like

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING IT ALL COMES TUMBLRING DOWN, TUMBLRING DOWN, TUMBLRING DOWN,

BEEN SAYING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whenever cis gays talk about how they would have been forcetransed by psychiatry it feels like they're stealing detrans grifter valor. like at least actually take the fucking hormones before you cry about how you were taken in by the wicked gender ideology cult, coward

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Heard from a reliable source * that it’s happening this weekend. * girl I know had a premonition

the ushiromiyas if they stayed in their lane stayed true to the hustle and committed to the grind

if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"

adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself

anyway, isn't it funny how we can't acknowledge that denying transition to trans children is sexual abuse even though the outcomes for victims - suicidal tendencies, sexual dysfunction, anxiety and depression, substance abuse - are pretty much the same as for garden variety child molestation?

Discord made it very hard to submit a request! I ended up having to put emoji in the subject line so that it didn’t shunt me to articles on how to cancel.

Wank Sinatra

prometheus hades 2 is a theo-posadist

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

we should pick a day for it to happen. So that all the Etsy witches can get in alignment and also so that everyone is prepared to party ahead of time. I’m thinking like a week from Thursday, evening EST then we all skip work on Friday

Not only will Alecto the Ninth be announced today. But also it’s going to happen this weekend. John Wills It.

Hell yeah girl! Thanks for firing me!

dante made up an entire fake trip through hell just so he could talk about how he coincidentally saw every single one of his enemies there receiving graphically specific and tailor-made punishments

"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.

please imagine I reskeeted this five times in a row like tumblr

you should never scream at someone who makes less than six figures

Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does

So the guy himself is saying they arent really even seeing productivity gains? He said they are just using AI because they are afraid of being left behind. He is inviting this public scorn by repeating techbro talking points for no benefit at all. The mind of a CEO is fascinating.

sam lake tied up in my basement: is that a knife?! me: yeah. so anyway, the trauma of incipient puberty caused trans girl jesse dylan faden to split into two halves, damning the "male" half to total abjection, which -- sam: oh NO! please don't press X to pick up the knife and stab me with it!

this is the energy