Exordia is fundamentally a book about flawed women fucking everything up but getting laid anyway. Also there’s an alien invasion. Truly can not recommend it enough peak literature no notes.

“There will be no ships canonized in Stampede/Stargaze” ok then why is Meryl hitting Wolfwood with her car repeatedly? Offer me one possible platonic explanation. I’ll wait.

what if I just remove Trigun Caring from my brain. What if i just turned off my trigun mental illness. I simply will no longer have emotions or thoughts or feelings about Nicholas D Wolfwood. And then Stargaze can’t hurt me.

Look at what they have to face

I’m a PASSIONATE fanfic commenter, but sometimes it slows me down because I feel like I need to leave long notes. But, as an author, I know even a short comment matters. So I made a guide to make it easier. Hopefully this helps someone else too! #fanfiction #fanfic #leaveacomment #harrypotterfanfic

exercise: swap "AI psychosis" for "monomyth psychosis" because that seems to be the narrative leverage the bots default to in the process of destroying people. what does it mean that these machines produce the form over and over? what does it indicate about the cultural centrality of that template?

As for Hades 2, I do see why many are displeased with the writing, but it has everything I want in a story: - scary women being mean to me - fat hairy men as thirst traps - plot hinges on jarring deflationary bullshit - a guy who will NOT stop seeking to put his dick in crazy - musical numbers

Sometimes I still think about the first Hades game as a disability narrative. Where your brain isn't right to go into the family business and you dad treats you like shit about it so you try to move out only to find that you literally can't survive independently.

“I am JUST NOT IN A PLACE or a **position** where I have given anyone, ANYONE a reason to move against me” - woman standing next to me at the crosswalk with impeccable makeup & I’m hoping she will push me into traffic unprovoked 🤞

The Worst Kind Of Reddit Post: OP: I do [bad behavior] and I've tried to stop, but failed. I'm so ashamed and distressed. How do I actually stop for good? Reply 1: you have to stop because it's bad Reply 2: bad behavior is something that bad people do Reply 3: if you really wanted to stop you would

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Antifa? Yes, she's the godmother of Zack and Cloud's child.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

”I can excuse sex pests and war criminals but I draw the line at a mean tgirl who didn’t read Red Hood and The Outlaws (2011)“ - the extremely foolish of this earth

when luigi was arrested even people celebrating the shooting largely agreed with the cops that it was him and kept pushing that sentiment, only supportively. when they arrest someone for the charlie kirk shooting PLEASE be more suspicious than that; it's not above them to pick another fall guy.

well well well, it would seem my clever plan to fix my insole with super glue failed to take into account that feet are not immune to super glue

Summer Area X PR campaign...

going to go full nonbinary and start injecting a 50-50 mix i call Testrogen

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

right now I'm really enjoying thinking about Lumière and Revachol... thinking about them exchanging a silent, desperate "yikes" across the fourth wall at each other. They can do that now on account of how perforated their realities are.

“I’m heading out. Need anything from me?” “Oh, do you know how to force this unreviewed code to deploy?” “Sure! Just click this then this then that.” “Great thanks, have a great night!” “Yeah you too.” [senior dev boards elevator] [SENIOR DEV EXITS ELEVATOR & POWERWALKS BACK TO MY DESK] "HEY UH-"

🏹 SONG OF THE BULL RIDER ▶️ read: littlefoolery.com/songofthebul... Alone in a strange land they do not belong, Kanan must navigate complicated court politics, strict gender roles, and a brutal civil war to find their freedom. ✏️ prose: @moonsheen.bsky.social 🖼️ art: @artofchira.bsky.social

the beautiful internet, which was created first and foremost with the international role-play community in mind, has been co-opted by Big Job in order to sell more work.

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

take for granted Tifa and Cloud have girls' date nights post game #FinalFantasyVII drawn circa 2020

The quality of this image is just going to get worse every time I fuck with it

#trigun #tristamp

They should a vape that isn’t lost in the couch cushions.

Woke up from a nightmare and wrote a note to myself. It read: I will NEVER stop giving my OC more power. I will never stop given my OC better power . My OC will be the strongest. MY OC WILL LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS!!!! Goku will be using they/them pronouns when my OC gets through with her.

Sinners is so so good. I want to make a joke about how it’s the best Devil May Cry adaptation of the year but actually it’s a beautiful and thoughtful historical drama set in Jim Crow Mississippi. And then Vampires attack. Please go see Sinners.

Whoof in an interview Adi Shankar revealed that he arrive in America alone, age 15, two days before 9/11. He has truly been experiencing America on Dante Must Die mode from the start. 😖

KON-EL NERO! KON-EL NERO!!!!!!

Maaaaan I wanna talk about DMC I wanna hear peoples' thoughts about DMC but also it's been out for all of 16 hours. I will just say without reservation that I loved it.

Netflix’s Mary Arkham (Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series) was better than I could have ever hoped for. What a great new way to celebrate a series that I’ve adored for so long. Hoping to write some truly unhinged erotic fanfics about this one, gang. 🙏

Devil May Cry but make it Hades #DevilMayCry #DMC #DMCV #Hades #HadesII #HadesGame

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

DnD with an Aarakocra #DnD

wolfwood nipple ring should get stuck in vash boob grate like movie teens getting their braces stuck together when they kiss

ma’am you are in the way

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

God. Good morning especially to the Lucia Stans. There are dozens of you worldwide and you have always been correct and soon your hour of righteous vindication will be hand #NetflixDMC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85d... can't wait for the #DevilMayCry ED to be a frame for frame recreation of this

sorry if you follow me for some other fandom about red shooty clown hero twin vs blue shooty bitch villain twin. sorry if you thought my favorite ex-catholic midboss bestie with an improbably large weapon was anyone other than Lady. i lied to you. i lied to all of you.