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reports coming in now that unfired bullet casings had the following mysterious phrases written on them: - "mnmmmnmm" - "syrup?" - "gllk?!" - "ah luv u cockwaffle~"

*mournfully* This is a problem on the left (posters on the website 'blue sky') AND the right (the united states federal government)

Don’t mourn for our fallen brother. Right now he’s riding the great wolf Fenrir around Niflheim with Jesus and Rush Limbaugh

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

A delayed game is bad eventually. A cancelled game is potentially good forever

:33< nepeta doodle!!! been veryyyyy fixated on homestuck for a while now :0c - - - #neensart #homestuck

I drew this Nepeta for some RANDOMMMM reason!

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

Sheep in wolf clothing

Didn't get scheduled for anything this month so I'm not gonna get paid for this month at all. The usual. Need help. Whatever. I'm tired. Why bother prettying up the wording ko-fi.com/H2H16QOY2

12 french anarchists all doing their best philadelphian accents back and forth with one another, saying 'woo-terr' in increasingly labored, exaggerated ways

Pay ended up being kinda lean for the first half of this month. Could use just a bit of help ko-fi.com/H2H16QOY2

CSP has charged me, Paypal is shutting down instant transfer, and venmo decided to pull a charge several days later unannounced. All on top of the fact that I've received no donations. And I'm still 500 away from rent. More now. Please is there anyone willing to help?

God fuck i am so fucking stressed and feel like i am turboing my good will I hope things are just ok now i want things to just be ok

OK. we're now only $68 short.

Hey we got fucked over by the landlord and it was more than we thought AGAIN. If anyone can spare anything at all my GF's metamor helped us and we're only $100 short. Paypal.me/rikoy venmo: juniperwillow98

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

OK I accidentally deleted the original post but ty so much to anyone that pitched in i really appreciate it im fingers crossed everything goes well from here.

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IN $100 WE'RE GOOD NOW TYSM

We're so close to getting their deadline! Let's gooooo!!

Please donate of you can, they're so close to being able to afford their place!

We're only missing $250 by tomorrow!! thhank you so much to whoever sent the $100 in to me.

We're only missing $250 by tomorrow!! thhank you so much to whoever sent the $100 in to me.

how about you quit going to school with the ghouls and instead come vape with some apes.

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reposting this from tumblr

sonic, mario, and kirby fans seeing generic mooks be playable in a game: YEAHHH WE'RE SO BACK smash fans seeing generic mooks be playable in a game:

"They're finally making a good Busby game???" They got the Demon Tuff devs bro the answer should be obvious. No.

OK meltdown cancelled i acted like a whore and got high.

Delivery horseboy

being antipsych with any principles is less "you want to take people's meds away" and more "I think they should sell adderall at the gas station"

PUMP ! UP ! THE JAM ! PUMP IT UP !

I'm glad there seem to be more people smart enough to pick up that the post from the known transmisogynist doesn't pass the sniff test this time but its still annoying seeing the marks who go "well even if he isn't trustworthy I kinda want to uncritically believe his narrative anyways so :/"

you know obviously tempered expectations until HICU's side of the story comes out but I genuinely think if you buy that sexualized sensationalized spin of what appears to be a transfem not wanting to work with him without an apology-ESPECIALLY if you're a transfem yourself-you're a fucking mark

the bye-bye man is now on the side of the resistance.

two thirds of the way through that UHC blog post and its just kinda absurd how much this bullshit stinks no smoking guns, ditching the concrete screenshots or even talking about the UHC once its time to drag a trans woman who hasn't been involved for 5 years through the mud

🐾 Good dog!! 🐾 #furry #fursona #truesona #trans

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