Lady cop: 🗯️“suspect has been taken into custody and is displaying signs of acute intoxication” Girl getting arrested: 💭(omg she thinks my intoxication is cute u//w//u)

My gf and her gf are trans women in need of safer housing, as their currentiving situation is hostile and transphobic. Please donate if you can, and boost if you can't. gofund.me/38bd75aa7 #mutualaid #fundraising #aid

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

I think when Rarity said bunny outfit to Fluttershy she was thinking of something completely different. Artwork is by @nookprint.bsky.social! www.deviantart.com/n... #mlp #mlpfim #art

Only $54 raised so far

internet feels like this sometimes

Nancies

Jackass Jenny #5- Horsin' Around #jackassjenny #comic #furry #pride

happy #nationalskunkday from this grump skump 🦨✨ got this lovely sketch from @serafphim.bsky.social #skuntank #furryart

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

"hey bro can i hit your vape" "yeah sure, here"

hi the gf in question is me, pls donate or share if you can 💜

DJ in da house! (she/her) 🐕🎶🏳️‍⚧️

I hate how male friendships are sacred and profound and i hate how male tears are deep and powerful i hate ur man movie where only men have interiority and emotions

FAT UNICORN JUMP SCARE 🦄 #unicorn #furryart

skeb🏖️

i'm going jerman cheper mode.... 🐶

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it" to the pope. Stop saying positive shit about the fucking pope.

No! Hopepunk will kill the patient! She needs grimdark to live.

rouge: -if GUN doesn't like it, they can suck my dick. knuckles: you say that like there's something wrong with your dick. rouge: wh- sonic: is there something wrong with your dick? rouge: no! knuckles: why not be more positive about your dick? rouge: there's nothing wrong with my dick!

treat yourself from www.treat dot com [the kill yourself store]

i dont vote because i think it would be funny if everyone died

The two blowjob brothers have already told me they plan to marry me in the coming week or so

Come do doggie things with me!! ✨

bluesky users just want to be in a bubble. unchallenged. in a cozy space. like a playpen. with mesh walls and a vinyl floor printed with colorful cartoon characters. and there's plushies in there and a stack of plastic rings and a squeaky toy. and theres a sippy cup and some arrowroot cookies. and

An absolutely splendid yeen drawn recently by @bootfromtv.bsky.social, that I threw some colour on! Hope you all have a Nikki-tastic day!! #nikki #fatfur

i hope you will all remember the Big Lefty Accounts on here who are currently gleefully participating in the pedojacketing and harassment of a trans woman, either for a laugh, to get cheap dunks on lolicons and other deviants, or for the raw joy of joining the mob cause i sure will

very disappointing that other trans people, especially trans influencers with large platforms like Lily Alexander and Lady Emily, participated in the harassment and pedojacketing of a fellow trans woman. it just makes me sick and angry.

"Morning Baggy" www.patreon.com/ThisNorth

i just don't understand why it's so hard for her to apologize for what she did without defending or explaining herself in any way or pushing guilt onto anyone involved except herself or complicating the narrative told by her accusers or acting like she has a right to exist in society ever again

no i agree, it is very Troubling that this undersocialized autistic trans woman with almost exclusively online friendships violated unspoken boundaries that no one negotiated with her, even moreso that she didn't respond with selfless grace when the first response to her transgression was Armageddon

okay no but seriously THIS time the problematic trans woman definitely deserves it

Thanks for listening, my presentation is now over, my human life is also over #TFTuesday #transfur

Do any of y’all have a recommended starting spot for getting into Steel Samurai? I know there’s some who are mixed on the Pink Princess era stuff and there are some who prefer Captain Saipan or Signal Samurai but I’m open for anything so long as it’s good

I'm playing both sides that way I always come out on top

Fungal Fatalis

Wheelbarrow of Tiramisu - Another volley in the arms race of "big servings of tiramisu" that I am personally monitoring from a dark room with my fingers tented and an anime glint on my glasses Approximately 75,000 calories £150 (free if eaten under 30 minutes) @ Ciaooo, Manchester, England

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

Animal crackers are so awesome they are little creatures and if they are in a kind of frosting with the sprinkles situation its like they were entombed in a pyroclastic flow only to be recovered by archeologists thousands of years later.