Be yourself, but over there.

denim = ‘de Nîmes’ because they were made in the French city of Nĭmes jeans = ‘Genoa’ because they were worn by the Genoese navy khakis = Hindi word for “dust-colored, brown” JNCO = “Judge None Choose One"

I want to make something with this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XK7...

Every time Canada makes a concession to be reasonable with the United States, Washington sees it as weakness. And they want more. This is Trump's message to the world after the deal on the Gordie Howe Bridge. Their threat to Canada remains serious.

He who demanded no more photo ops, no more theater from the PM Entire video: vt.tiktok.com/ZSX6WDVUX/

If your argument is that you're a "generational Albertan" please save me a trip and dunk your own head in the toilet.

Hi. We're in the Age of Diarrhea. I'm a global health expert on helping children survive diarrhea. Here's what to do if you might have picked up cyclospora. 🧵 1. Call your primary care if possible. 2. Take oral rehydration therapy, which isn't just drinking fluids. 1/

When you think you got a puppy but they sent an assassin. Or maybe I ordered an assassin and forgot.

ICE made a nun cry — hope it was worth it. (with @justkellyhere on IG)

Hunter Biden shaped a good response.

sorry for being so overly enthusiastic when you asked if I had any regrets

Nelson's "Flowers for Algernon" phase was so much fun.

Even Nelson (who I should have named Dexter, because of his lust for kills) knew enough to shut up around the bisons.

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

What sort of black magic am I going to have to have to learn to get us out of hurricane season? Or who do I bribe? I'm ready to talk.

We had a monsoon last night? Is this a new season?

de Adder tells the truth. @deadder.bsky.social

Super. “explosive diarrhea” is what happens when you cut FDA funding. We need to think about what happens when a communicable disease breaks out. We have to have a plan to close the border.

This storm is actually scary. This is the biggest most ferocious storm I’ve experienced in a very long time. I’m in Grovenor (west central Edmonton) #yegwx

So that was a 15 minute carwash?

I feel I've stepped out of the wilderness All squint eyed and confused But even babies raised by wolves They know exactly when they've been used www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwT...

Woman in Alberta today reported while trying to renew her driver's license, she was told that because her birth certificate didn't match her married name on her health card and current license, she couldn't renew. This despite having her passport, which did match, with her. #ableg #abpoli

Absolutely not. Here's the thing - the boycott is to incentivize all of you to pressure Trump. Or elect someone else. You're either not willing or able to do it. That's not our problem. Perhaps we're not boycotting enough.

Anyway here's a pictures of my dog turning 7 on 7/7. Nelson got a pizzle, a braided beef gullet, a birthday cake squeaky toy, a new leash and a new toothbrush. Birthday boy just slayed a bowl of kibble with grilled salmon and now he's working on that pizzle.

This Bluesky account is a Belgium account today.

Go Belgium!!! 🇧🇪

Me: OMG, make the rain stop! Earth: OK, enjoy the smoke. Me: Waaat!? Nooo! Earth: If you can't do the climate time, don't do the climate crime.

Girls just want to be done.

#icca2026 folks - Edmonton alert sent to me by a friend:

Is this rain ever going to end?

I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.

If you’re enjoying the Trump Administration’s energetic efforts to bring back - measles - whooping cough - screwworm flesh-eating maggots - and to give whole Air Force units the flu... then you’ll be super excited to see what they now have in mind for HIV/AIDS: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/h...

Rainfall warnings have expanded east do include the Edmonton area. Yellow area: 50 to 90mm expected Orange area: 70 100mm expected Rain begins overnight and will last until Sunday evening. #yegwx #abstorm

I thought that the US was purging the country of violent illegals.

What? Explain this to me like I'm five.

Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days. After that ? This is not going to work.

BREAKING: Rockstar has been dealt a blow in its legal battle against workers who claim they were fired for unionising. A UK employment tribunal has upheld the right of union workers to bring blacklisting claims against the studio at the final trial, which will begin on September 10.

So, the USA is going to pay 300 Billion to a country they have defeated 50 times this month. OK.

True love.

To everyone having a hard time right now: You don't grow in comfort. So keep going.

I went to junior high and high school in Cochrane, AB. In 1987. when I was in grade 8, the population was 4,337. As of 2026, Cochrane has grown to an estimated population of nearly 40,000 residents, a staggering increase of roughly 800% since 1987. You can go home but not really. 😂

My teenage partner-in-crime has left this planet. To the stars, Paul.💙

Born to run.

trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead

The mask is slipping.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. We did a big walk, it was very warm, but we had fun.