Nelson.

Anyway here's a picture of my dog. He just woke up and would like to politely ask if it might be OK to get in the people bed, please.

Baller.

Sorry...which girls?

This is some strange behaviour. Sorry for the seal.

You don't need to have a woman in your life to read this and understand it.

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Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

New neighbor. I shall call her Owlanis Morissette.

PM Mark Carney: “It’s my strong personal view that the international order will be rebuilt — but it will be rebuilt out of Europe.”

The most beautiful day for shelter doggies, adoption day. 🥹💙

On May 3, Janis Irwin was nominated once again as the provincial NDP candidate in Edmonton-Highlands-Norwood. Her packed nomination meeting featured adorable cakes from Hong Kong Bakery and a highlight was Robert Clark - the anthem singer for the Edmonton Oilers - singing "O Canada." #yeg

to look into the eye of a horse is to see a reflection of yourself that you might've forgotten…no grief was big enough not to be washed clean in your horse's eye. — Gillian Mears #photography #stunday #eck

Ice cream criminals: Cambridge, Ont. staple L.A. Franks robbed of more than 25 ice cream tubs

Sometimes I can't even believe this is the same person that was on The Man Show. It's inspiring, tbh.

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

I don't imagine that I'll ever love a dog more than Nelson. He's perfect. 🤩

This. 👇

It's not as cool as we remember. Every indoor space smelled like an astray. It was gross.

My puppy.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

My avatar.

😍 Also my dog! #nelson

Remembering Nina Simone today on the 23rd anniversary of her passing (April 21, 2003) | Explore her musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/NinaSimoneRIP

TV Guide—the little one—was a booklet you had to take out in order to see when you had to watch things, and when I was in grade school, I couldn’t record them either. You watched the new Happy Days on Tuesday by changing the channel at 8 when it was on, or you didn’t see the episode until summer.

True.

Democracy is cool. Debate is hot. Diversity is welcome. Fascists are not.

If you can hear Clair de lune in this picture than you are following an age appropriate account.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Wow - this level of grift is repulsive/aspirational depending on your upbringing.

Are US military members not allowed to visit Mexico? Why?

No broke boys, no new friends I'm that pressure, give me my 10s

The most important thing you'll read ttoday.

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Sale ends tomorrow night!

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Luna in the Sky with Side Eye.

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

The face you make when the model finally converges, but you don't know why.

AI is baby technology; It's really infant technology.

I love you to the moon and back, NASA. 🚀 www.slashgraphics.com/shop/p/c-a-r...

My #teen years were in the early #90s. In my day... WE DIDN'T: Smell like Teen Spirit WE DID: Creep Rock the Cradle of Love WE STILL WANT TO: Break Free Hold your hand THINGS WE WILL DO: Jump Always Love You Be Your Lover THINGS WE WON'T DO: Touch this Mr. Jones

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

It's bedtime, punks. 🌙

There's gotta be *somebody* with a [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] House who wants to be a legend for [REDACTED], right?

Free COVID-19 shots return to Alberta pharmacies, for certain high-risk groups ONLY 8% of Albertans have received a COVID-19 shot so far this season /1 thread www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...