😂😂😂 Top Usually Side. I’m a Top, now, because I’m not trying to exhaust my hand.

Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.

🤣🤣🤣 damn. She could folded before Kehlani finished her song.

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?” TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.” ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

Me to the hen…

Someone found an egg inside their egg. The inner yolk was a double yolk.

Mood.

“Whistle While You Twerk” x “Carol Of The Bells”

I used to wear this CD out when my parents left me home alone. You couldn’t tell me I wasn’t Lil G singing “Lose Control”. (I wasn’t supposed to touch their CDs much less the player, 😌🤣)

Emory #Atlanta

Now why would he…😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

PBS would be so very proud 🥹

You should NOT have been DOWN there! 😂😂😂

“Instead, the court denied an appeal from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky county clerk who now faces hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages and legal fees for refusing to issue marriage licenses after the court’s decision in Obergefell v. Hodges allowed same-sex couples to marry.”

As an HR professional. I agree with most of this. The one thing that I tell people about work is that you can be friendly, but never friends. DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE AT WORK. Everything I found out about things that are going on in the company is because somebody's work bff came into my office

Oh yeah, let’s get the confusion going

Eliot becomes a trillionairee and next thing you know

23 and looks like he got grandchildren.

I had classes where NO ONE earned an A. The highest grade would be a B-. These students need to learn and experience failure early on. It’s ego crushing, but it’s character building. You’re not perfect and you will have poor outcomes. Sometimes your best efforts won’t be enough. That’s life.

“Twenty years ago, 25 percent of the grades given to Harvard undergrads were A’s. Now it’s more than 60 percent.” 😂 They would’ve died during my college years. The professors made sure that the class average was a C+/B-. This was also 20 years ago…so 🤷🏽‍♂️. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

No, I won't phone, 'cause we went straight to lovers. So we can't even talk as friends. #BlackSkyMusic #MusicSky #OliviaDean open.spotify.com/track/3bUpRf...

TW: Discusses death and post mortem processes. Someone please share this with the homophobic straight men. It’s poetic and hilarious. 😭😭😂😂😂 None of this is surprising. It’s very logical. I don’t understand why this would tarnish someone’s view of their loved one.

Sleeping on the job while on camera is crazy smh. The most unproductive administration ever.

Like, c'mon!!! 🔥🤣

Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state. That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators To fine it for running scam ads. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

I found it! It’s from “House” (1985). It used to come on tv all the time. This ugly bitch gave me nightmares 😂😭 I still loved the movie though. It ma comedy horror film.

One day I posted on Facebook: “Gonna teach my son to cook so he’s not impressed by your daughter’s boring chicken Alfredo” It went viral and people been fighting on the internet ever since. I’m sorry, y’all.

From CBS News:

😂 he’s a cunning linguist.

Omg

Whew, chile. A terrible way to realize that the man you voted for will allow you to starve because he doesn’t want those files released. And because you wanted other people to suffer. It really has to hurt that, now, all they have to do is look in the mirror. Godspeed.

“Are You That Somebody?” X Aaliyah Oh this shit is 🔥🔥🔥 I might fcks with the ADHD music. This shit is NOSH-TY! OMG! 🥵❤️💫 #BlackSkyMusic #Aaliyah #MusicSky

Sounds exhausting.

Two days after Rolling Stone sent Russell Simmons questions for this article, a lawyer for three of the accusers told Rolling Stone: The matter has been resolved. But declined to provide any additional details. Russell Simmons, through one of his attorneys, declined to comment.

Unbelievable. As in, literally, not credible.

You gotta have Anderson Paak chompers to bite into THAT cheese.

Ms. Lorax be OUTSIDE, okay?! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣 I watched this 100 times.

They really want the poor to starve or steal—so they either die or end up in prison (or become a fabricated reason to militarize cities). Either way, the wanna-be dictator wins. The level of disgust I have for him and this administration is hard to describe.

“Have You Ever” x Brandy I’m still digesting the show. It was SO GOOD! These songs…man! Brandy doesn’t tour. To finally get these songs…live, I’m just full. I keep saying this, but we DESERVED this tour. Gen Z and Millennials, these are our artists! They are ❤️. #BlackSkyMusic #Brandy #Monica

I stopped watching after Season 4. If Lange is back, I might return. Season 3 was *chef’s kiss*

Additionally, Season 13 will feature the returns of several franchise regulars: Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Emma Roberts, Billie Lourd, Gabourey Sidibe and Leslie Grossman. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

“Go’on lay down…I’m on my way.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣