Don’t let this distract. The trickle down economics will kick in any day now. Won’t it?

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

The big question is will Netflix bring the Warner Brothers store back to Manchester Arndale?

“You won’t know my school friend he goes to another school”

22 sleeps.

23 sleeps.

24 sleeps.

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

This film is outstanding. Cannot recommend it enough.

New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street

Save loads in the Black Friday sales. Don’t buy anything. Follow me for more money saving tips.

This paragraph is both a glorious piece of journalism and a frustrating summary of the grifters who hoodwink the masses.

While all those farmers are demonstrating in London we should bring crop circles back.

Reform are said to be Putin on a brave face following the imprisonment of Nathan Gill.

Chelsea Girl, 5 Piccadilly, Manchester. Photo taken November 1971. What a shop front!

Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.

spot on

When does President Trump get renamed Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?

The latest Epstein emails don’t look great for Trump, and still I bet fuck all will happen to him.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

excoriating Observer editorial on the BBC departures observer.co.uk/opinion-and-...

Was Tim Davie in the dance off? #strictly

Some people listen to high energy dance music in the gym. I’m listening to Lorraine Kelly’s Desert Island Discs.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

This is obscene.

Carrnage #thetraitors

The BBC are really pushing tonight’s #thetraitors final. Celia Imrie’s fart was an item on the news earlier.

Kudos to Sky News for a project trying to measure the political bias of the X algorithm. Looks like a lot of work involved here: news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Has anyone started a Go Fund Me page for New York billionaires?

It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

Lewis is absolutely right here

Hope Alan being guided across a bridge by Kate gets its own series #thetraitors

The Zohran Mamdani gotcha story is a bit of an auntie climax.

Think the clocks going back has got way too commercial. Refusing to celebrate this year.

The unwillingness of a great many people to call racism racism because doing so is seen as rude or uncivil is hugely problematic.

I do think this sort of open, gutter racism becoming normal enough that they feel comfortable saying it on TV is probably the most damning indictment of the last 5 years.

Long but worth your time.

The new Ballroom at the White House will cost £250 million and will be funded by Trump - so generous. Oh, hang on…

99 problems.

Can’t wait for people’s LinkedIn post about the lessons they learned from today’s computer outage.

Like the old saying goes if you want to send a message that the No Kings protests didn’t upset you it’s probably best not to post an AI video of you flying a plane full of of diarrhoea.

Just seen a Duke of York ad on indeed.com. Has something gone on?

Just watched the wonderful John Candy documentary I Like Me. A very moving tribute.

Everything he's reported to have said in this BBC piece sounds like he's desperately trying to distance himself, knowing that the connection is real and toxic. If the press were investigating Farage with the same enthusiasm they went for Rayner, he'd be done for. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Always disappointed on #strictly movie week when nobody has the balls to do a Carry On film. #scd

Busker in Wimbledon singing Dylan's The Times They Are A-Changin'. And, I mean, 61 years on, he's right. The Wilko has been replaced by an Aldi.

Invading Norway because he didn't get the peace prize would be so on brand.

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight