RIP Dermot Murnaghan. His first frontman job was on the Channel 4 Daily, which he got to sign off succinctly.

😂

You've got to respect it

Don't forget your tennis racket. Have you got any balls?

Bloody sunset...

...because there might not be enough Royal Guff for you on the BBC homepage already...

This is brilliant! All the more so as Werner Herzog had such strong views about chickens. m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo...

You now have to pay extra to not have a window seat

Police Statement: "I shall now take a few short questions..." [a few short questions] "I can't comment on that..." "I can't comment on that..." "I can't comment on that..." #Widdecombe

BBC News treading water for over an hour for the delayed Police statement is peak... ...something

Should be amusing to see them greet over the net at the end... #Wimbledon #Very

#R4Today spent this morning warmly eulogising Ann Widdecombe. Almost none of what they said was wrong. Almost none of it was complete. Here's what they left out. 🧵

Wally Funk, the oldest woman to travel into space, dies aged 87

Genuinely never heard of at least 3 of these... and I'm 64 😳 Quidnish exists?

Absolutely, definitely, not “the Establishment”…

I *think* I know what they meant... 😳

"Ten...shun!" "...aaat...eeeze!"

There really is no royal story too trivial to report...

Cool mist before the scorching...

Same! Yesterday, couldn't for the life of me think who I was supposed to be keeping up with!

ich bin ein binliner, is this anything

Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers” From the new Private Eye, out now.

This perfectly represents what Thatcherism was all about. Short term "savings" on vital public services for long term misery.

He was born in France to French parents then grew up in Wimbledon. Very much a cross-channel Fery.

Reform "anti-establishment?" They couldn't be *more* establishment. Whilst being a bunch of grifting spivs.

iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

Very important statement On the Clacton-by-election To clear up matters for Everyone. Because we are politically neutral It would be wrong for us to Name any candidate who Favours CEEFAX returning And it would be Childish to find a way of Embedding a subliminal message here.

I bet she's chuffed to bits about that...

A building full of wax models has had to close during a heatwave. We've all just had the same thought... AND I WANT PHOTOS!

Wait... WHAT!? £100m a year to protect 10 former PM's!? EVEN LIZ FCUKING TRUSS GETS SECURITY!!??

Don't you just love big corporations... 😠

How does one resign from a job one doesn't do, one wonders...? 🤔

FARAGE RESIGNS: What we heard from his announcement:

I did not have sexual relations with that money.

Does he get another £5m for standing as MP again...?

I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.

BREAKING: Farage to step down as Reform UK Leader at 2pm today. New Leader announced to take over at 3pm:

Topical

He's going to spend his summer holiday in Clacton. He is, isn't he...?

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Brilliant

#OTD #RedDevils #Belgium🇧🇪

Van Gogh vibes...

Surely that's 007's job description...? 🤔

The Belgian team did Trump’s stupid dance as a goal celebration in their 4-1 obliteration of USA, and the rest of the world cheered www.thepoke.com/2026/07/07/b...

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.