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merry christmas darr is 32 years young yesterday and invented bad boys if your morning slow

A very Merry Christmas from Amy, Siren Events and our very special guest, the one and only Pirate Dad, @david-jenkins.bsky.social. Love, love, love. See you in the new year, pirate babes 💜 🦄 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #BOF #MerryChristmas

old work again merry christmas everyone

don't forget to leave condoms and lube out for edward teach tonight

For the final night of Hanukkah (from last year) #ofmd

guys, everyone take care today with the epstein files breaking. a lot of vulnerable people and this is as bad as it could have been. much love to survivors, and I’m sorry that america has allowed depravity on this level. much better is deserved.

”A LONG TIME” why is this quiz mad at me. YOU PICK THE RESTAURANT THIS TIME THEN

My Canyon Christmas gift for @ginnedfish.bsky.social , I hope you like it! I combined the prompts "Jack/Izzy" and "modern AU"... The 70s counts as modern if the show is set in 1717, right? Right!? #ofmd #cjizzy #canyonchristmas

#WIP…wunday 🚧😃

thanks immediately used for crimes 🥹

👀 night night 🥰

day 22 of #SRK till i find an outfit of his i haven’t brought into my life (as sponsored by ebay)

#WIPwednesday 🚧 💃 excited for this one

well it makes sense to ME. 😌

Shrimplebeard? Gentleshrimp? Anyway, enjoy these weird little crustaceans in love. 🥰 #youdrewmealovelyframe #ofmd

here are mine! ty for letting me participate. #youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

true love's kiss <3

another kiss, another year. big thanks to the mods at @youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social for all their hard work, and the work of all my lovely fellow artists. #OFMDfanart #EdTeach #StedeBonnet

Had a blast with 8 million beads again 😌 #youdrewmealovelyframe #ofmd #ofmdfanart

society if we discussed the scene where stede knocks that red flag crew member out with chamomile and catches her so suavely and deftly and manhandles her so capably more

help

oh he reads milton??? that tall bambi gonna be annoying in under 15 let’s all be so fr

happy to return to my job for a sec

day 21 of #SRK till—

i could do it. i could fix victor frankenstein.

day 20 of posting #SRK until i find flame gun lighter on ebay.

day 19 of posting #SRK until all cats get their chance to meet him.

day 18 of posting #SRK until he writes me a bespoke happy turkey day card.

day 17 of posting #SRK until black out wednesday gets stuffed.

day 16 of posting #SRK until i find out what goes on the end of that peculiarly shaped machine (i have some ideas).

day 15 of posting #SRK till @zweigonthemind.bsky.social stops standing outside my window beside a single rose reminding me that i’m falling behind on my #SRK duties.

day 14 of posting #SRK until he serenades me, by flute, barefoot on the ledge of a three foot building, with multiple crowd-funded billboards in the background (proceeds go to charity).

day 13 of posting #SRK until his shirt stay dry. 🌬️

every time I watch this I gotta sit on my back porch like a cowboy and pretend to smoke 19 expired cigarettes.

day 13 of posting #SRK until i bend the group chat to my iron will and make them watch om shanti om again. (great success, the people have been bullied)

day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them. anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.

day 12 of posting #SRK until he initiates me into his leather daddy lesbian girl gang. 🏍️💨

day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health. 🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

day 8 of posting #SRK till he reads my bluesky entries about him (posthumously if there’s a god). 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🪦

con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.

day 7 of posting #SRK till I learn how to grommet cool chains through all my deepest vee-necks. alternatively until I reinvest in a bedazzler. fun fact, srk actually modeled raj after me.

day 6 of posting #SRK till he learns to be a little less cavalier about gun safety. baby girl, your fingers are too precious!!! 😭

day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him. (i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)

day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues. this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁

day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall

yes but he can only be with someone who has no prostate at all like that story about the hair comb and the watch chain where the girl goes bald and the guy loses his prostate it’s a holiday story hope this helps