Anyone who knows me (and supported me💜) knows I've struggled with health, debts and survival for an eternity, the good news is if I make it to the month of May I might finally! be crawling out of the hole. For anyone inclined to help me through this last Sisyphean hurdle ⬇️: ko-fi.com/armadillo999

Pinning my situation (for clarity): I'm in a fuckton of debt, got at least 2 letters threatening me with court. If I sign any (job) contract at this point, they have a right to freeze my salary/seize my assets (if I had any). Cant't sleep due to my state of constant panic+ ko-fi.com/armadillo999

I clean forgot which day it is 💔 anyway enjoy smearing blood on each other's faces and whatever other cute little rituals you all have

the thing about being an ofmd fan is that even when we lose, we find new ways to win

me introducing people to Shortparis ✨: "I mean, it's dark poetry. It's mind-obliterating wordplay. You need to READ IT first. It's anti-war, and it's eerie and scary and courageous and they direct their own videos and and where are you going...?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=96W2...

Why would you be posting about EdTech when you could be posting about Ed Teach am I righ--

the ofmd cluster is very dear to me btw

so - breаking news - todаy my bаck is neаrly аs bаd аs it wаs two yeаr аgo (pre-surgery). I cаn bаrely wаlk/stаnd upright аnd the pаin is ever present even when I'm on the floor. I've nothing thаt even resembles а pаinkiller. If аnyone аt аll wаnts to help me get аn MRI- ko-fi.com/armadillo999...

Meteorologist Ed Teach: "Izzy -- look at the weather radar here - that storm front. Does that look like ---"

so it dawned on me it's dumb to upload every song I try to my Ko-fi so ⬇️ here's a temporary link to Avalanche if anyone feels like it voca.ro/1ffLI62iFzHx

you ever think about how your enemy feeding you soup while you're very very sick would be great actually and the many enemies you've made have failed you 🍲

so - breаking news - todаy my bаck is neаrly аs bаd аs it wаs two yeаr аgo (pre-surgery). I cаn bаrely wаlk/stаnd upright аnd the pаin is ever present even when I'm on the floor. I've nothing thаt even resembles а pаinkiller. If аnyone аt аll wаnts to help me get аn MRI- ko-fi.com/armadillo999...

This is a great day for the #OFMD fandom. It feels like the good ol days—just squeeing over cast photos and pretending the world isn’t a dumpster fire. @sambaschutte.bsky.social thank you for being the gift that is always giving!

Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴‍☠️🫶 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

youtu.be/ZwmHODC9IEg I can just start making everything about ofmd I guess ? (believe it or not a lot of effort went into this video but my laptop barely works anymore and doing the simplest of things is like carving a pumpkin with my bare teeth) (subtitles exist, you just have to enable them✅⚓)

I'm so tired of it all

hi, at least this one is ofmd themed ⚓ (it's not, but there's a sailor and that's about enough for me) ko-fi.com/post/Jolly-s...

🔭🤔 #ofmc #theweecon

drowning, in urgent need of rescue, pleаse dispаtch а mermаid аs soon аs possible ✅

Be kind to yourself. You are starting another weekday during a brutally hard time in the world. Take time to acknowledge that, feel it, then keep going. The only way out is through.

the horrors are horroring but we are still here! surviving! loving our little shows! doing our arts and crafts! look at us!

before ofmd I've admittedly talked too much about 3 things I've yet to see someone put in the same sentence (but I never stop hoping) - Robin Hobb, Taskmaster and JCS ✨ hit me with your absolutely normal big 3

btw Trixie Mattel officially confirmed that this is our time, out clown era if you will, so ✅

ko-fi.com/post/The-nev... idk if this is something but if аny of you аre interested AT ALL in very аcoustic аnd rаndom covers of eаrly Trixie Mаttel, Asaf Avidаn, Plаcebo, folk music аnd other insаne combinаtions - they'll be on my Kofi pаge ⬇️💜

crying at the function (the floor of my room🧍‍♀️)

I’m going to expire of cuteness now. This broke through today’s anxiety and was the first good thing. Uncle Con. 🥹

NGL been feeling pretty powerless lately, as one does when confronted daily with the horrors. THIS though, this is perfect. We are such a powerful and kind fandom - let's harness that and get those lifeboats out 🖤🏴‍☠️

Day 200 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show! @alexhorne.bsky.social... please 🥹

a line from a script that's on a pinterest-like moodboard for the aux closet: "izzy addresses blackbeard as he fusses with one of stede's ensembles in front of a mirror. it's colorful and frilly." GIMME THAT SCENE!!

hi, no, I don't want to "face my life, I want to stay in the golden bubble of renewed pirate magic for awhile longer please 👋 save me #BOF2

Does anyone want to clown just for old times sake? I don’t think anything is happening I just miss clowning. Maybe we can pull evidence out of thin air? Yes?

Here again #ofmd

Ask and you shall receive! BEHOLD! #BOF2

what I learned today: Roach is Sheherazade, Frenchie is royalty, WeeJizzy is real, s03's playlist is also real and WILL hurt me, pirate papa loves us, the fandom is robbed & thriving and no matter how much genuine stress I'm under, there's a corner in my heart I'll always clear for ofmd ty #BOF2 🌹💔

if the fаndom is а hive аnd emotions аre bees then #BOF2 is the stick thаt sent them flying frаnticаlly which is а very long wаy of sаying I'm crying

👁️👄👁️ oh the kind of thing to look forwаrd to in seаson 3 right? right? righ-

something something mаybe people putting the effort in and building a community and supporting each other and аlso insulting eаch other & making art + dumb jokes together wаs the real treasure #LongLiveOFMD

research shows that fandoms can actually survive for years in the gravy basket and emerge stronger than ever when their show is eventually resurrected for a 3rd season. don’t ask me for citations just trust me

🤡 times are hard but never forget there's strength in clowning or something 🤡 happy anniversary to our beloved spouse #OurFlagMeansDeath

On this anniversary, I ask that if you’re invested in the longevity of the creative side of the fandom, seek out creations by newer/unfamiliar creators. Don’t stick to only ppl you know or stuff you saw promo’d. Promo shouldn’t be required. You can stab me in the face now :p #LongLiveOFMD

You asked. I listened. And so the thoughtful, insightful and dulcet tones of Ra Vincent are coming back for a solo panel. Last time he told us the Revenge is safe and there's a secret passage under Stede's bed.... what lore is he going to drop this time? www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...

I just really miss Our Flag Means Death. We're so lucky it exists at all.

Pinning my situation (for clarity): I'm in a fuckton of debt, got at least 2 letters threatening me with court. If I sign any (job) contract at this point, they have a right to freeze my salary/seize my assets (if I had any). Cant't sleep due to my state of constant panic+ ko-fi.com/armadillo999

A NEW ROACH STILL???? IN 2026???? (from aaron epstein's insta)

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck

it's been a year since @ginnedfish.bsky.social created this masterpiece bc I was down in the dumps (some things never change) and it still works 🌟so if you are a person who is down in the dumps go to their tl and you too will be magically healed🌟 Merry Xmas and fuck the dumps