By 30 years old you are already well past the age where you should know how to cook. There are too many resources available to learn and it is literally dependent on survival that you eat, you need to learn how to cook.

No I stand by this firmly!! I can’t condone an adult who thinks it’s cute they can’t cook

How do I tell my boss I’m really not gagging about working

they're calling it the weirdest, most racist map ever made

cant stop watching this youtu.be/2n_HL5ntTmA?...

paranormal choppedtivities

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i'd rather have the final apocalypse season they cancelled. can we get that instead of a reboot

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Amelio was modest at least

Paying Benny $600+ to be my friend so I have to send him tax documents at the end of the year

All adventurous Jellicles do…

Hate when men shave their armpits… like… you ruined it

the apps are worse than they've ever been. the only place I don't get bombarded with bot slop and ads is Scruff. a win for the hairy.

reading every new post about The Devil Wears Prada 2 is like crack to me. they’re all positive.

Match .com buying sniffies is so fucking funny to me.

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Dr Roberta Bobby guest spot on The Pitt WHEN

eating and drinking a bunch of kimchi and kombucha hoping I fucking explode

*Michelle Visage voice* How much is THAT doggy in the window Ru: *laughs*

been so obsessed with cottage cheese and becoming a born-again virgin

Reality show where you live a day in the life of Lynzo and I’m their first contestant

He’s coughing on us from above like a rain cloud of sickness

wooowwwwwww Hacks came out swinging this season. Amazing premier.

Polymarket and Kalshi dont just need to be outlawed they need to be completely destroyed and the execs behind them need to be jailed

Crunchy peanut butter just does it for me

when I was 13 I had an light ed that hinged on Newman’s Own honey mustard dressing

Had a nightmare in which I had to explain a complex board game to a group of people who clearly weren’t interested in the game

do you know why so many of the people who went back to twitter did so bc they said this place is boring? because it's much harder to create a "main character of the day" to devour when you use those tools to nip pile-ons in the bud. and those people wanted the pvp twitter style bloodsports.

me completely misunderstanding tdov: so I got you something!

I love being transgender and I hate the government 🩷 #TDOV

It’s storming in Chicago because god is punishing the homosexuals for cruising at Hollywood Beach yesterday btw 😨

im sooo in love with this makeup

wor$t girl in america listening party w only these

new slayyyter hits

Loveeeeeee woman in comedy. Love older women in comedy. So excited for Hacks and The Comeback spring.

emotional support used jockstrap

I would protect the employees of Mella Cafe with my life

trying to find a structured workout plan/class and everything hides its pricing behind weird point systems or in-person inquires. like just tell me how much three classes a week cost or I'm moving on?

let’s pronounce the chic in psychic

My Face Is The Front Of SHOP

boss came into my office and asked me to build him a duplo structure, right right

NEW POPE NEW POPE

contrapoints saw video oh god is real

Mafia getting too serious girl I'm scared 😭 @mrmistress.bsky.social

Visiting my husband at Burlington

it must feel sooooo good to unknowingly get whacked over the back of the head with a tire iron