LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”

Andersonville is extra beautiful during the winter holidays. God, I love Chicago! 🥹

Wicked: For Good is NOT bible 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Wicked for Good is a Galinda propaganda movie. I will NOT feel bad for that women, she is a little bit evil and that’s what makes her complex!! It took her 12 years to give a shit?!? You will not sell me on helpless, unknowing, baby Galinda 🤬

Andrew Van DeKamp is THEEE definition of an evil demon twink

Carol Burnett in Desperate Housewives ‼️‼️‼️

🥳🥳🥳

Lifting for the first time since I had strep and Covid back in August and I’m sad to say that I have lost my gains 😔 Time to get em back ! 😏💪🏽

Why does the Hevy timer sound like the Gr*ndr notification? Lmao

To the man walking around Loyola Park with a cat on his shoulders: heyyyyyy

Why are drag queens back to using mobility aids as props in performances? 🙄

My barber doesn’t know it but this is our last appointment together. The man can’t keep his schedule straight and is always running late. Girl, I have places to be 🙄

Discovered a new fitfluencer on IG to hyperfixate on 😮‍💨

At a point in life where sex seems more interesting in theory than in reality and even that is fleeting lol. Kinda gaggy to me tbh

Serving big gay slut vibes tn at the annoyance !! Come thru! 🌸

Looked at my body for too long and now I’m having thoughts (derogatory) 🙄

I won't be at bingo Wednesday, but I WILL be at The Annoyance watching one of my favorite movies, Serial Mom! Come watch with us and have some fun 🔪

Bro, I made rice congee for the first time tonight and all I can say is that I’m so excited to eat it again tomorrow 🤤🔥

The crab rang, therefore, I must goon

Motomami at the vegan Mexican place in Andersonville is very much the vibe I’m trying to align with 😇🙏🏽🌀

Those would be my patterns too 😔

2 different guys have ruined the moment while sexting today. One called me papi (he’s not Latino) and the other just said he wants to be “intimate” with me 🙄 🍅

Just had a fierce first appointment with a nutritionist. ☺️

Susan Mayer is the most loser pick me self centered character to ever show up on prime time television. 😒

Outside in a tshirt and shorts listening to Midnight Sun in the middle of November 😍 (😰)

Unfollowed and removed a follower on IG because I got a notification that he joined M*taAI 😒😌

Stanley Tucci in Julie and Julia is just so…

I licked my fingers after squeezing the cheesecloth and got immediately high lmfao

Making cannabutter rn and it smells so bomb 🤤

Belting Suddenly Seymour in my kitchen all morning. Happy Saturday !

Just wrapped up a termination session with a client I’ve been struggling with for 2+ years 😭

Halfway thru LUX and I can already say that this is an incredibly well produced album. Miss Rosalia tore it up!

Nothing beats the feeling of scarfing down 3-4 hard boiled eggs 😮‍💨

Sexiest Man Alive IKTR ! 🙂‍↕️

Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role

Gigio’s pizza you will always be famous

Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately. Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses. And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏 #BoycottSpotify

Bruh I keep having 🧊 related nightmares. 😭🫩

Watching Devil Wears Prada and honestly Andi is full of shit always saying “I don’t have a choice” girl pls.

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Something something pink on Wednesdays

If my life was a rom com, I would go take a class to learn Portuguese and the teacher would be a hot beefy Brazilian man and we would fall madly in love

It’s cute dog and hot guy hour on Glennwoof Av

While we’re on the topic

Dead-eyed drag queen, why aren’t you emoting

this mf texted me this morning and had the Audacityto ask if i accept his insurance and im taking on new clients. “I know it might be unprofessional the way you and I started, but idc if you don’t. Hope to hear from you soon” Like…he clearly needs mental help because asking me that is… girl WTF

A guy I met on tinder who I was sexting for a while and then told me we had to stop cause he started seeing someone… and when that person turned out to be weird, he hit me up again so I ghosted him bc fuck that…

*staring at your bulge* I like your vibe, bro.

Someone coming into my DMs saying he can’t boycott Spotify because it’s the governments responsibility to not fund ICE and AI warfare. Girl, get a grip. If you’re still on Spotify, I urge you to consider other more ethical options. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !