Help I've worked 13 hours today

What if I ****** a ****

Work is forcing us to listen to Christmas music in the break room on loop...this psychological capitalistic torture

Take a sip, diva

Good morning

TONIGHT! this is my favorite movie and can't wait to watch this with you all!

I won't be at bingo Wednesday, but I WILL be at The Annoyance watching one of my favorite movies, Serial Mom! Come watch with us and have some fun 🔪

Pro tip: Being rude and yelling at your DJs and the people who make your show happen will get you NOWHERE! Thanks for coming 😍

First time in drag??

Anyway! If you want to see some "disgustingly obese drag" next week, I'm hosting bingo next sunday, the 22nd at Mary's!

I got called 'disgustingly obese' tonight at Bingo and a table left because of that!

Our furnace is out...today...of all days

I think about "why are fat people SO NOSY" at least three times a week

This Legends ZA quest where I have to win 1000 fucking battles???

Good morning

FRANKENSTUFFY 🐱 . CAMP Presentation from Creature of the Night 2025 . The making of video to come soon!

A MAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAaan

IN JUST SEVEN DAYS, I'LL MAKE YOU

This is Spjork's world and we're living in it

LETS GOOO999

SPJÖRK WINNER IKTR!!! 💛 @spjork.hausofprophets.art

@spjork.hausofprophets.art is THE roaster of Chicago, no ifs ands or buts

Izzy, Dan, Cornchip, and I are actually all the same person btw, we’ve been gaslighting the community

We were all made in a lab like Mewtwo

Someone come over and play Pokémon and I'll smoke you out fiercely

I need Kori King to dress up as Mitch McConnell and juet keep falling

Tomorrow!

Going to Paranormal Activity live on stage tonight wooooo

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

Bingo was everything!

Just bought some aperol....and some prosecco....

come out to My Buddy’s Bar on 10/4 to see our amazing drag show with myself (Mister Gentle) @cicipuedexo.bsky.social @bellohorizon.bsky.social @queencornchip.bsky.social hosted by @misswindybreeze.bsky.social ! www.exploretock.com/mybuddys/eve...

I'm sorry, I need Robbie Turner back on an All Stars. Imagine she walks in in an outfit covered in tire marks and goes, "Sorry, had an accident on the way here."

it’s crazy because like as the chicago drag scene is campaigning for gaggy awards the USA is devolving into authoritarianism

Bonjour de Marseille

Your new bi-weekly Sunday bingo host at Hamburger Mary's! Come see me this Sunday while we play bingo...for charity!

Officially announcing that I'm making an announcement soon 🤩

One of the things I'm going to miss the most about Barcelona is the public transit

Going to drag shows in Barcelona has been the highlight fo my vacation so far

AMIGAS CHEETAHS FRIENDS FOR LIFE

I love when people shit talk me in Spanish as if I don't understand 😍😍😍

Love brunch and I love seeing my drag friends at brunch

Is it too niche to do a Tabatha Coffey number?

You know who I love?

One of my main goals in F15 was to make it to finale to get to do this number. As a funny girl I don’t get as many chances to perform songs like this, but I hope that changes 🥹 Ew sorry for being earnest whatever keep scrolling 🙄

Help, I'm so addicted to Kingdom Come Deliverance

Upcoming gigs... so fierce so fresh so cool. It would be even more cool if you showed up to these shows and took a picture with me

Felt so hot this morning. Guess you could say she was a hot chip

Tonight!

How long do I have to wait until til I do a weapons drag number...BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA