Tbh I don't have any drafts because I simply don't have that many thoughts

Because how do you manage to sleep the night before a pageant

I don't have any drafts cause I just say it.🤷

TICKETS ARE RUNNING LOW!

no words. just held breasts. ✨

Moodbaord for the pagaent Thursday

Can't believe spjork and I made it to top 3 as traitors and that bitch TURNED on me

But you know what I do like? BAD DRAG! I have not been so excited to do drag since Chucklehead, and if you come out you won't be so disappointed! www.eventbrite.com/e/the-best-w...

No bitch I don't like you!

THE THIEF

She's so persuasive

Why have I seen two as11 girls release ai posters today? 😭

Pokemon Trivia tonight save me

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!

Finally can spill this 😭😭 If ya know me you know I’ve been working for this for awhile. AGHHHHHHHHH

And as I lie in bed and stare at my poster I can't help but wonder...what would Crystal have worn at the finale?

Reefer Madness....... Reefer Madness.......

EVERYONE CLAP 👏

I am so bad at posting here but SHE'S BACK IN HER PAGEANT ERA! as a terrible drag queen who hosts bingo every week, I am so excited to show you all the package I'm putting together--a true love letter to every bad drag artist out there (Ps, if you help me stone I'll smoke you out)

Wearing a new wig tonight everyone clap

Sometimes when I really need to clean, I'll put on the 18 minutes MacArthur Park Suite, and it's truly amazing how much I can get done

Oh she's so back y'all

My mama always told me

Today at Bingo I called myself Mistress Isabelle Brooks because I was stirring the pot, and someone in the audience yelled "But Mistress is skinny now!"

Just three divas @athenaseraphina.bsky.social

Happy Birthday @werkmizthang.bsky.social 💜

NO COVER Free Rapid HIV testing by the Puerto Rican Cultural Center 10:30 PM SHARP

I'm so serious, does anyone want to plan a trip to Barcelona?

Hi friends! It’s me! Bubba Boom! Chicago’s fattest drag king with the biggest hugs in drag here to remind you of a few things: Facism relies on people upholding and enforcing thin, white beauty standards Fatphobia is rooted in racist, colonial, and capitalist beliefs FUCK ICE. FREE PALESTINE.

HAPPY CORNCHIP DAY!

People just cant handle being held accountable 🤷‍♀️

Stop! Performing! Netta!

Nothing like a Ms Tacky performance tbh

Me to the bitch that stole my hip pads

SPJÖRK’S CIRCUS RETURNS Feb 19th Performances by ⭐️Anita Horchata ⭐️Bella Diamond ⭐️Luc Ami ⭐️Smokey Karmikael ⭐️Lady Cummeal Showtime: 10:30 PM Open stage portion details to drop soon! Stay tuned! 💞

I love ass

Who do I reach out to about doing a Pluribus show I am so serious

Book club?? I am so serious

If you use AI videos to promote events, I'm going to assume your event is going to be absolutely shit

But bingo went well last night and I have a job interview Friday!

2026 has not been great so far, ladies!

Idk

SHES NASTYYYY

@queencornchip.bsky.social I don’t like no nasty girl I don’t like no nasty food The only thing I like is a nasty groove Will this one do? Uh huh I know, say nasty Nasty boys don’t mean a thing Oh you nasty boys Nasty nasty don’t you ever change Oh you nasty boys

Update: an 8 year old looked at me tonight and yelled "ITS ON BITCHES"

BUT BABY WE MOVE AND WE ARE BACK TONIGHT!

Y'all ever wake up and just cry for an hour

CONGRATULATIONS @smokeykarmikael.bsky.social YESSSSSS!!!

Him: are you fucking stupid? Us: