To the person who said I was ugly last night: respectfully kys

Who wants to wear my old hockey jersey?

Nollaig Shona

Just found out my doctoral research got featured on an HBO special???

I have to give a job talk at the Smithsonian about my research (human sacrifice ancient hormones, dietary chemistry, palaeoepigenmonics) Anyone interested in listening to me rehearse??

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Will post pole if the Epstein files are actually released

I’d go sledding with some of you but not all ns

One of my reviews (joint review between biological anthropology and archaeology) said that my study was ‘unethical’ because I didn’t give my dead human sacrifices a self-perceived stressor questionnaire - so maybe you can get dumb feedback even quicker now from people who weren’t reading

I’m worried Alec Baldwin will k*ll again

The glass breaking at the end of gena’s number

The admin at the SI keeps ‘Mr‘ing’ me when my email signature has ‘PhD, PhD’ and said degree is minimum qualifications for this job. Tbh it’s humbling but like lmao

Writing a think piece about the turn to neo-late-stage capitalism in Pokemon

it’s about to get so nasty🐶🦴 go fetch hoe #teamneutral

Freshman 15 PhD Program is back!! Season 2 features all new WERKS of art and will be hosted by Bambi and Starr Banks. With the legs of Halstead, Ms Cheesecake herself, the legendary DiDa Ritz as head Judge! So excited to see how this one turns out!!

Having a Heated Rivalry moment with my barista 🫦

Heyyyyyyy I’m looking for 4-5 people that would be interested in me making latex masks on your face - it’s for a performance Tyyyy 💕

Trade can’t handle spicy food so it’s a chop 🔪

I need Smokey to win drag duel so bad.

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

Didn’t get kissed under the Boots Mistletoe…let’s change that

I hope I catch the bouquet at this funeral

Google Scholar wrapped and it just the same paper I download all the time because it has 5 references I keep forgetting

Just waiting on that ticket link 🛍️

No construction at the cult next door because of the snow 💕

I Hate saying hey to you bitches

SpongeBob? Big Guy?? Pants?! Okay!!

Winter warning bitch yeah i know she’s coming over to smoke

Mother may I mug?

It’s kinda wild that Arlo Guthrie wrote a song about the Alice’s Restaurant “Massacree” that my dad was involved in (he drove the car to where they illegally dumped garbage)

Today he rises

Why am I mugged at 8:40 am

HMU if you want the xxx videos we made too

I need to post the rest of the shoot lmao

Getting flown out to DC for interview part II

FRANKENSTUFFY 🧸 CAMP Presentation look shot by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social 🔥 Pt. 2 below

Shot on film! So obsessed with these 😭😭😭 Alex really tore. Shout out to @irishthicc.bsky.social for helping me day of!!

Be honest, should I sign up for Mother???

PKMN Trainer BJ wants to fuck!

Cum win some cash money At a Pokémon Stadium Tourney At 11 on Thursday (12/4) Yeah come party at Charlie’s

You should have hot friends like idk me and winter are a hot friend duo

Shiny Aggron and Shiny Alpha Lopunny? Okay the shiny charm works ig

Need @vandalarose.bsky.social to perform and host my funeral in the future

death at the drag show being my favorite show on the strip? more likely than you think!

Not RuPaul being in the Epstein Files

Anyone wanna smoke me out?

Smokin on that Pokemon ZA

The boulets’ eye makeup?

Me, saying this as I’m fully allergic to seafoods, shellfish, and crustaceans

Crashing out watching Jurassic Park: Rebirth (2025) and genuinely wdym this dude with a phd in palaeontology calling a Mosasaur a dinosaur? Open the schools I stg