my body hurts and my farts smell like potato chips

“And that’s how an adult circumcision is performed.” - Tony Dokoupil

when I do a mean reply instead of blocking

my nahnah was in my dream last night. She's actually all I remember of it. She was happy. She had on a little blue suit and her white hair was fixed. I squeezed her in a hug and said oh this is a dream. And she was like yeah of course it's a dream but we're together. And then I woke up.

watched someone I hate fail at something she's extremely arrogant about last week anyways I'm cured

I forgot and left my license at the salon where I did my technical interview. Ugh.

Hey real talk if you sent a book to my house I'm so grateful but also please come forward in a little bit sketched out nobody has admitted to it yet.

every Monday I think about the same thing and while I am thinking about it I'm feeling less attached to it as time goes on

i don't mean to only use this app to be negative i just can't be this honest on an app w my government name

i love waking up to a message from a client trying to sell me glp1 makes my fucking day

Everything I've learned about cows has been against my will.

being the child of an animal hoarder is a hell I wouldn't wish on anybody it's just getting worse as he ages

I know other men exist but the ones I've encountered most: 1. I need you but I don't want to touch you and btw you've made this up and there's no problem with this dynamic 2. I want you so much but it's because I want everybody and btw you've made this up and there's no problem with this dynamic

It's been a really shitty day and the kind where you know things are not going to get better

More and more morels! #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

all three of them were on the same episode of the Larry Sanders Show

Baby Girl 💕

I’ve neglected you guys too long here’s cat as penance

welp. I got my cosmetology license. Finally :)

Made it. Finally.

I’m about to drive ten hours. I’m posting this now so maybe I can open this app later to some cute notifications from friendz

at my best friend’s house talking about our updates and the main one is that everybody we know is dumb and needs to stfu

I have to delete this app periodically because my phone is too full but I graduated and I passed the theory (part one) of the cosmetology stateboard testing. And tomorrow I’m driving ten hours to attend a weekend of more education in Maryland.

Oh thank god I thought I was in trouble but the feed was just broken

Graduating cosmetology school during hairstylist appreciation month is kinda cute.

don’t forget I am pretty

my husband has stepped it the fuck up and I’m a happy little evil wife

Some cold mushrooms from this winter’s hikes!

I need $75 for something very important.

Clocked out at cosmetology school for the last time! 1500 hours of training complete!

God damn this timeline is getting weird

obsessed with ur insane ramblings

went to a bridal shower yesterday where everyone was in blue but me and the grandma looked at my nails and was like, “why do they like them so pointy? It’s ugly.” Lol

Marty McWhy?

it’s ok you really never knew me anyway

my take on today's "discourse"

my period makes me insane I’m sorry to be a stereotype but I lose my shit completely once a month

don’t miss that creep I was just on my period and feeling weak and whiny

why (t)hoe

painted last night but unfortunately I do hate more than usual

it’s like I know what’s gonna happen and I make the mistakes anyway for the plot I guess

love throwing my energy into a man-shaped void apparently

sometimes the shit posts you

who up fighting demons but they’re just memories of a connection ur not sure was ever real

“you look tired” “This is just my face. I’m 35.” “I would’ve never guessed you’re that old.” …you just said I looked tired.

I think we’re ok now. The trampoline is done for but we’re safe it seems

This storm has me nervous.