Working outside muscles > working out muscles

Watching PS I love you and Gerard Butlers bad Irish accent is almost as upsetting as how much she complains about how small their apartment is when it’s obviously large especially for NYC.

This whole thing where they threaten to shut down the government constantly to hold the minority party hostage until it caves on every single demand after a few performative speeches is getting extremely tiresome.

sliding into her DMs like:

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

People always say "stop doomscrolling," nobody ever says "stop the Doom" Doesn't even cross their minds.

I heard about a lawyer who got fired for constantly biting people at work and I just know in an alternate reality where I’m smart enough to pass the bar that could’ve been me.

I’ve taken two practical exams today and I fucked them both up and I literally just cannot make myself care 😭

No true Thotsman fallacy

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Looking up ✨💛💫 #ThickTrunkTuesday

My new favorite reaction video. Comedian Dan Soder as Macho Man Randy Savage saying "disgusting" in a Scottish accent. Gonna be using this one for everything.

There was a video of tonsil stones being extracted with a Barbie arm. It no longer exists anywhere. I’ve looked and looked for a mirror/copy/reposting whatever it seems to be truly gone and I need that back

It would be really easy to move across the country to escape my problems IF WE HAD PROPER RAIL LINES IN THIS COUNTRY.

You have an opportunity to make a huge difference by voting Yes on CAs prop 50. Trump is redistricting TX to get 5 more seats so Republicans can continue to control the house. We must do the same in CA or we could have 2 more years of the current oppressive racism. #YesOnProp50

gotta embarrass myself a little bit online every day or else

So they didn’t get my $ but they did awaken something in me with the free trial. Ugh anyways.

Knowledge is power and that's why bad people are putting so much effort into tainting or destroying information right now

Reminder:

real weird training for a career while living in a crumbling empire but whatever want some highlights?

Nests!!! #MushroomMonday

Brian Eno is right! It only takes about a minute!

butterfly garf progress

where’s my dumb slut label wtf

I need horror movie suggestions that don’t include rape or child abuse/murder on screen please. Mentions of them can be tolerated. Halp.

my neck my back my reese’s pumpkins, ghosts, and bats

if you don’t love me at my oo eee oo ah ah you don’t deserve my ting tang whatta whatta bing bang

my brain was recently replaced with a gaggle of silly geese unfortunately they’re also mean and horny

Shibari with gluten-free noodles instead of rope

I will sincerely never understand what possesses people to show up in a random thread and lecture others about how to post.

new followers: who are yall and what brought you here? was it the poop posts

Don’t confuse a silly little post on the internet for deep sociological thought and you’ll do well my friend

Maybe just take a big shit about it.

I bet you need an axolotl for your aXmas tree www.craftspring.com/collections/...

giving myself the ick until I’m immune to my own grossness

o there you go again expecting humans not to be huge hypocrites

still looking for me in every woman you disappoint

I diagnose you with not being evil enough in bed. The treatment is pretty simple at least.

come over here so I can paint your face ok

My sister left me a pile of makeup she doesn’t want anymore and two items are things I’ve been wanting but refusing to cough up the money for so that’s a little win.

I literally require pumpkin soup.

To the surprise of none

The tension between me and ordering a gf pizza I know will only disappoint me could be cut with a knife.

I got to be home with my husband for one night before he has to work 12 days in a row and I have school work piling on top of me. I needed more :(

I don’t need man repeller makeup. My personality has always been enough.

White wine is disgusting unless it’s free from someone else’s fridge and in that case yum yum step-mom juice

I love and hate coming to cat sit at my sister’s. It’s like a reset in solitude which is nice but the drive up and back sucks and without a car it’s like house arrest.

Mushrooms from yesterday’s chanterelle hunt!

I’m not a Dr but I prescribe 5 orgasms and a bundle of fresh figs.