When you an ordinary forest lord learning to juggle and you gotta take a moment to center yourself

Put your feet in one at a time then do your legs simultaneously, for Christ's sake. What is happening here?

"He's just like you. He puts his trousers on one leg at a time." Who does that? Who puts one entire leg on, before starting with the other leg? Who are you? A man who briefly forgot he had two legs?

My upcoming D&D character, really stoked to play this fella. His name is Po and he is a tiefling aasimar astral self monk

Anyone who gets excited about turning their money into "ex-money" deserves what happens

jfc it feels so much better to have had a full night of sleep It's been a real shit month y'all, I haven't been sleeping well and pretty sure I got a stress ulcer But maybe I can start doing better now

I got the Moron Bird ID app, it keeps claiming every bird I hear is a mockingbird

Mr. Moneybags over here

Dear straight men, please do not become so focused on your chests and arms that you neglect your butt This is not for me, I'm drowning in booty, but for your wives and girlfriends, all of whom I promise love a good can, & who deserve so much better than the flat, shapeless asses of the unsquatting

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

how come this woman don't wanna be a seal tho, something's fishy

You’ve flashed your last grandmaster

You’ve flashed your last grandmaster

I'm getting tired of all the whining from Tim's Weenie

Hitty hit

Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief

Just an FYI… 🏳️‍🌈

Suraj has a point.

Well that was the worst weekend I've had in living memory Now to stare down the barrel of this week

Time for some disc golf by the sea with the softball team

My 2 moods

Got a flyer in the mail from Gavin Newsom saying how terrible for California the billionaire's tax would be 😂😂 Like buddy, it could be a tax on ME PERSONALLY and if I saw your greasy face arguing against it I'd vote for it I don't think you fully understand how much California Democrats hate you

My biggest complaint about FFIX was how they did all sorts of cool stuff with Zidane's tail at the beginning and then basically forgot he had one after that Game set me up for tailure Also the plot was for babies, but that's another Ted Talk

I'm lowk a tiny bit in love with Alasdair Beckett-King, do you think he would marry me a tiny bit

bsky.app/profile/mica... 1. Tiger 2. Bobcat 3. Eagle 4. Dolphin 5. Elephant

People like to make character art look badass by making angry eyebrows while grinning sassily and it works every time but you never see it work irl like that is the expression of the clinically deranged

bsky.app/profile/cody... :-p

semi related thanks for seeing my divine vision

Because Pride and Wrath need to be mixed sometimes 🎨- @concoction.bsky.social

movie about a kid who gets expelled from school for doing magic? shoulda been called EXSPELLED

"Ready for my bat?" "𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦, 𝘣𝘳𝘰?" Shaded sketch commission for Tybalt www.furaffinity.net/user/alphaty... #furry #furryart #furryartwork #sketch

Coworker: How are your books doing? Are you going to be able to retire on the money? Me: LOL no, there's not really money in writing books Coworker: What? But I thought it would be easy now with AI

Courtesy of @twll.xyz

The main problem with America is that the worst of us are the loudest and most powerful. Kind of always had been the main problem.

THANK you, KTLA

my family immigrated here fairly and they show up for a soccer game like they own the place?? go back to Asmterdam. again I'm not racist.

FTR I'm not racist against the Dutch, I'm mad that their overwhelming presence is driving up the price of mayonnaise, which my favorite condiment because I'm Dutch

fuck FIFA for filling my city with Dutch people this weekend

My latest tattoo is Goldie, over my heart. From Ella Coose (www.instagram.com/elladecorates) at Magnetic Arts (www.magneticarts.tattoo). So lovely!

Sorry I try to be low politics on my feed but I don't fuck with billionaires/trillionaires and if we can't deal with that shit we can't have a society

@rokhanna.bsky.social Come get your boy

I'm not a big fútbol guy (played as a kid), but damn that goal by BIH was fuckin astounding

Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon ggtribune.com/2026/06/12/b...

The word "potential" is doing so much heavy lifting here it's probably going to tear something

Do you need a billion dollars to be happy? No. But should society enable you to work and strive and innovate toward that ideal, instead of punishing you if you achieve it? Also no.

I just think if you have a billion dollars, that should be treated like you broke something, like you divided by zero Oh sorry, you accidentally the economics We have to take the moneys but we will let you keep a whole million try not to do that again