Waffles are just three dimensional pancakes. You heard me, Belgium.

The briefcase is red because it cannot be placed here.

The croissant is red because it cannot be placed here.

Do not the croissant.

An wheel.

An honse.

My love has got no money, he’s got his mum’s false teeth.

Yes yes thank you body, a splitting headache at 5am is just what I needed.

20 years after graduating, my final student loan repayment went out this week. 🎉

🐂 #standard commission for @twll.xyz thank you !! #️⃣ #art #myart #furry #furryart

Weigh-in time! Weekly weight change: -0.9kg (2lb) Total weight change: -18.4kg (40.5lb) Noticeable themes: > pizza jumpscare > unassisted legs > silence on standing

The flushussy?

Sometimes I see words that could be nonsense I’d say, but not only did someone else come up with them, but they’re written on actual product packaging. The words “hydrating hair pudding” is one of those occasions.

After last week’s interlude, normal service resumes: Weight change this week: -1.6kg (3.5lb) Total weight change: -17.5kg (38.5lb) Noticeable themes: > zoom up the stairs > my insulation! > new shirt? No! Old shirt that fits again!!

Pray you never hear the songs sung by Atom Bombadil.

It’s the spooky month! @nekudotexe.art did a fabulous job of TFing me into a werebull!

Not much weight shifted this week, seems my excellent 12-week run has hit a plateau. This is normal and I’m not discouraged. Some numbers: Started at 134.8kg (297lb), 41.3% body fat, 41.5 BMI. Now at 117.4kg (253lb), 37.7% body fat, 36.2 BMI. Weekly average change: -1.3kg (2.9lb).

Weekly weigh in: -0.6kg (1.3lbs) Total weight change: -16.3kg (36lbs) Noticeable themes: > what is lunch? (baby don’t eat me) > sometimes numbers do not go brr > that’s right, it goes in the sharps bin

Week 9 done! Change this week: -1.7kg (3.75lbs) Total weight change: -15.7kg (34.6lbs) Noticeable themes: > Oops! All sweetcorn! > Water water water water > Mystery plum?

Week 8 done! Change this week: -0.9kg (2lbs) Total weight change: -14kg (30.9lbs) Noticeable themes: > Now with less crunch! > Death by noodle > Just a little humgry (as a treat)

It’s Aughtober: the month where you think “ah nuts, I had aught to do all these things in September, but the month flew by really fast”.

Week 7 done! Change this week: -1.5kg (3.3lbs) Total weight change: -13.1kg (28.9lbs) Noticeable themes: > accidentally vegan > lentil go parp parp > lingering crisps

< Nothing beats/avoids a Jet2 holiday/incarceration >

“Huh, why am I feeling slightly weak and vague?” he asks himself just before he realises he’s not eaten anything since 11:30.

Week 6 done! Change this week: -1.3kg (2.9lbs) Total weight change: -11.6kg (25.5lbs) Noticeable themes: > mmmph I’m so full of (5) chips > oh no the secret milk > “where the cow go?”

Week 5 done! Change this week: -2.0kg (4.4lbs) Total weight change: -10.3kg (22.7lbs) Noticeable themes: > There is such a thing as too much rice > Seagulls in my stomach > Starch for breakfast again!

And now begins a month of not working.

Week 4 done! Change this week: -1.9kg (4.2lbs) Total weight change: -8.7kg (19.2lbs) Noticeable themes: > Skin? Skin! > Captain belchy reporting for duty > Billowy shirts

Did a vibe check interview yesterday afternoon with potential new coworkers. Seems promising? Waiting to hear back. Keeping my hope levels in check as best I can.

Had a job interview yesterday. Went well? We shall see.

Week 3 done! Change this week: -1.5kg (3.3lbs) Total weight change: -6.8kg (15lbs) Noticeable themes: > “have you lost weight?” > shorts go bye bye > reject belly, embrace thigh

Mixed bag on the knee recovery: Saturday had to step out from go karting after Qualification because whenever I used the brake my left knee would give me shooting pains. Today went for a relatively flat 6km walk and it behaved well.

Week 2 done! Change this week: -2.1kg (4.6lbs) Total weight change: -5.3kg (11.7lbs) Noticeable themes: > still uncaffienated > deluxe Trevor special (it has crisps) > apple with peanut butter!!!! > actually once you pop, you can stop

Knee continues to strengthen and get more sturdy. Huzzah!

I am brain-knackered. It has been quite a day. Calls calls calls. And because of that, the electric ham is now making popcorn inside my skull.

Week 1 done! Total weight change: -3.2kg (-7.05lb) Noticeable themes: > Ugh sugar > No cuppa for me thanks > Unmolested biscuits > Mmmfff I’m so full

Knee’s feeling stronger, but I’m not confident with it yet. Did a 1.5km walk just now, but it took 25 minutes. Very slow and my knee is now very clicky. I don’t think I’ll need to arrange for a follow up scan - it finally feels like it’s putting itself back together.

Why are you so pretty with your idiot face

it me!

Information Plague is such a good term for what’s happening to our collective knowledge when healthy data is being polluted by LLM output.

A week and a half ago, my left knee made an almighty crunch noise. I don’t usually think anything of this because this cow’s a crunchy boy. However, it got painful over time and I had to go to A&E on Friday. I apparently slipped my medial meniscus and it’ll take quite some time to heal.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴.

Så, hvis jeg skeeter på norsk, kan jeg bruke direktemeldinger og voksent innhold uten verifisering?

No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet. How can such a small baby take up so much space?

Just got this awesome commission through from @nekudotexe.art :D he made me so fluffy :3 and uh bulgy :3c

It’s six in the morning which means it’s time for the cat to have zoomies. Because of course it is.

But what if ICBM actually meant Intercontinental Ballistic Marmite?

If Kenny Omega was a disease that caused arthritis through the defective metabolising of uric acid he’d be the Best Gout Machine.

This anti-hoof propaganda from the paws community is utterly shameful nonsense.