I would like to thank Sam Altman for screwing up the supply chain and every idiot using these things to run OpenClaw instead of something actually productive.

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"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

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I don't trust mainstream media anymore. I get all of my facts checked by the Adachi Cube

americans draw gold bikinis for golden week because americans do not have holidays and must therefore survive by drawing cute girls while a different country gets the week off

jamie paige - machine love steely dan - deacon blues oneohtrix point never - betrayed in the octagon the avalanches - subways geordie greep - holy, holy asobi seksu - thursday boris - just abandoned myself venetian snares - hajnal ghais guevara - patrice cullors jakey - survival horror

Freelance mail couriers ✉️ with @gassyfox.bsky.social ~

New formula

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

based on this lucas zelnick guy being a nepo baby whose dad purchased the comedy club where he got his start, and based on him having multiple other crowd work caricature videos like this, i'm willing to conclude this is a transphobic plant in which case i hope he FRIENDSHIP PARODY SATIRE COMEDY-

jessie ware's superbloom is so fucking good

microsoft developers using SteamOS running Windows-native games through compatibility layers AS A BENCHMARK for their new Windows K2 optimizations is one of the funniest fucking things to happen thus far in this current iteration of the OS war

Alphys and her morning routine before she binge watches 10 animes a day

Even if a $18,000 BYD car is sending data back to Shenzhen I don’t really care because by that point I’ll be in the Chinese Car Hackers Discord channel sharing PCBs that prevent it from doing that along with 3D printing STLs of cup holders in the shape of Luffy from One Piece.

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under socialized medicine you have to wait seven months for a consult to get a colonoscopy oh wait that's just what i'm getting in america's healhcare system? oh...

guardian of the forest

the funniest part of jeffries waving aside impeachment as their top priority if they win the house in favor of focusing on the cost of living is they don't really have any ideas about how to deal with the cost of living either. they're just kinda going "damnnnn! shit's expensive, huh?"

people continue to not be normal about me on this site

imo the dirty truth behind Everyone Is 12 is: everybody has secretly been 12 for generations in ways that manifest asymmetrically, allowing many people who are in fact 12 to go unnoticed. now we're all trapped in the same psychic applebee's being forcefed $2 margs and the 12 cannot be contained

mmm stick

Being an autistic adult is occasionally, or even quite often, having to ask people you love if they are mad at you because their tone changed even slightly and now you’re in an anxiety spiral because you have a history of people you love being mad at you and you not knowing why

the shooting suspect being a stancilite shitlib who joined during the bad wave of bsky users is the funniest possible outcome behind it being, like, an oil tanker owning groyper or whatever

early on in my transition one of my go-to jokes was "shaving your legs is a lot like heroin: it feels better than anything you've ever experienced in your life but then you get itchy and have to do it again" and I might bring that one out of retirement

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

having video game controller autism makes a lot of steam controller 2 pricing discourse into a frustrating read, just because i've tested enough recent controllers to know that a $35 gamesir, while being excellent in its own right, will probably be a really bad point of comparison vs a g7 pro or etc

"just don't do crimes and you won't get in trouble" guys when you ask them to stop speeding in school zones:

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

Are you an antivaxxer too, or do you reserve your science denialism just for trannies?

only the respectful pervert has the observational skills to bring the true life of the subject out, only the vice laden artist knows enough about what makes us human to pass that signal through the process

only screenshotting cuz QTs are disabled (which is fine). you don't have to be nostalgic for this. a lot about this era sucked but most of the good parts of this era of the computer are still around, if you ditch mainstream big tech. this is how it feels to have a linux desktop in the 2020s.

FIGHTING GAME & ADJACENT PVP OOMFIES: is it poor form to refer to the losing party in a mirror match as the winner's choppelganger

final fantasy tactics advance is one of the best games ever made as long as you have access to speedup

Kiss~ 💋 #wlw #ocsky #lesbianart #art

this is what the gba tastes like

important fact for VN developers out there: if you combine the tags "Philosophy" and "Heroine with Tights" on vndb the lowest rated game that shows up is still a 6.96/10. just something to consider.

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people