War Wolf 6 days ago
Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: Iโm stronger than 10,000 samurai๐
Me: haha..no youโre not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod