THE MARINERS!! 🧙🏻‍♀️😮‍💨🥂

Saw this being wheeled into the front offices prior to tonight’s game

Being a GOP candidate or a serving GOP office-holder doesn’t make you a monster. However, you will be asked to do monstrous things. You have no excuse unless this is what you want

Just so we are clear. There is nothing wrong with being trans or autistic. Don't give an inch on that

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

In light of the Court's decision to allow Slaughter's firing to stand pending review of Humphrey's, does anyone still think that the Fed would have been able to refuse to accept the trillion dollar coin if the President had deemed it necessary to prevent a constitutional crisis?

Another small victory to celebrate!

The 10th best scoring offense and 16th ranked pitching/defensive team is now on track to win their division and get a first round bye 😳 #Mariners

what am I watching? this real? Go Mariners!! 🤷‍♂️🧙🏻‍♀️🥂

WHAT A HUGE CATCH BY VICTOR ROBLES AND HUGE WIN FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS!

JFC the Mariners 😮‍💨🧙🏻‍♀️🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️❤️🥂😮

Man, you can almost see Geno’s energy bar filling…. #Mariners

Back breaker for the Astros

Found myself thinking very un-Mariners thoughts Grandiose thoughts Exciting thoughts Gotta lock this shit down 🙅‍♂️

Finish Them!!!! #Mariners

All in favor of switching Randy and Victor in the Mariners lineup for a little while raise your hand 🙋‍♂️

I would simply like a Mariners series victory…… But shutting the Astros out for 27 innings might make me cackle to death. Better not risk it 😮‍💨

The Needling Buys KOMO: bit.ly/4fpUjpL

NEWS: The Congressional Progressive Caucus — which represents nearly 100 members in Congress — has just voted to endorse the Block the Bombs Act, to block weapon sales to Israel. First time any major congressional caucus has backed legislation to end US aid for Israel’s destruction of Gaza.

Yes. This is something you can do when in the minority Get caught trying!!

What a goddamn season for Cal Raleigh Unreal

I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court. He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Tigers are pulling reverse Tigers this year. Really crazy stuff 😢

Four keys to reviving depressed cities: "We legalized multifamily housing as of right without public hearings, we eliminated minimum parking mandates, we created more mixed-use developments and we promoted a much more environmentally sustainable approach to development." – @sarabronin.bsky.social

people keep reposting this but cmon it’s made up. the stock hasn’t “collapsed” (it’s barely down) and there are precisely no numbers on how many subscription cancellations there have been

Chances of Playing In The League Championship (via FanGraphs): SEA 49% TOR 46% NYY 34% DET 27% HOU 20% BOS 19% CLE 5% TEX 0.1% MIL 51% PHI 45% LAD 35% SD 25% NYM 22% CHC 20% CIN 1% ARI 0.2%

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Mariners with the first round bye in hand 😊

There’s no time left to hide. These are scary times, in reality and on the diamond. Don’t cheat yourself the ecstasy for the sake of feeding that fear. Good things are possible, even for you. Even for the Seattle Mariners. www.lookoutlanding.com/good-news/13...

This is the part of the Mariners story where they die in battle and wake up to Bill Paxton saying "On your feet, maggot!" What today's Light Bat proposes is: Don't die this time. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...

O Mariners fans, please lend your ears to this tale.

I am introducing an amendment calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and the creation of a multinational force to protect delivery of humanitarian aid and support any final diplomatic two-state solution.

Dutch late night TV has its take

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

Ladies and gentlemen the Seattle Storm! ✨✨

““Every day you wake up and there's still uncertainty, if not more, and I think that's what a lot of people are feeling,” said Brian, the father of a 10-year-old trans girl in Arlington, Virginia. “It’s not easy to just up and move and get a new job. You kind of feel trapped more every day.””

If you're in Bend and Summit Health is your health care provider - it just got sold to private equity bendbulletin.com/2025/09/17/s...

In North Carolina right now the Democrat running for Senate - in a state Trump won *three times* (I hate it too) - is leading by 6-8 points. 'Oh, but they'll cancel elections' - then force them to cancel elections and radicalize the normies and then march with the radicalized normies.

People like me, Brendan Carr, a disgusting Trump toady

In June, I did a 2 hour podcast about Nick Fuentes and groypers with @jaredlholt.bsky.social and @michaelehayden.bsky.social.

The Education Secretary and RFK want to replace mental health services and therapy at schools with “strong families, nutrition, and hope.”

What’s great about this is that “hope” in public schools is free, and requires no funding, but in charter schools is still very expensive and requires tax revenues and subsidies

🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️ #Mariners

Great ad for ICE recruitment in Seattle, showing the city with a narrator urging people to join ICE because sanctuary cities ask law enforcement to “stand down” and not do….something. Really high quality stuff $50k bonus too!

The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

A LOT of clients getting laid off the last couple weeks. More than I can count on my fingers. 🤨

You can pause all the grants and cancel all the vaccine programs and suspend all the diversity programs and hire all the regime loyalists you want. All you are doing is emboldening the people who want your head on a pike. If your institution survives in name only, you won't be a part of it.