i'm not going to draft this post but i could if i wanted to

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what is melania about

idea for an AI startup: just a real human sitting on a live chat using basic reasoning and charging people $12/mo to talk to him

HTML DOM implies the existence of an HTML SUB

i use ai sometimes and it actually does make my work way worse

Still thinking about my poor neighbour last summer. i hope they were reunited with their bikini bottoms

there are 39 slinks on my slinky

regarding the fellatio scenes in heated rivalry, has anyone ever considered saying "hockey-tuah" for a little silly joke

AI is the tool of fascists

a true canadian tragedy. dropped our beautiful glass flask and lost like 500g of maple syrup

feed her 1 day blinding stew

SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power

my life is so much sicker when there's techno music playing, trust

when a cop breaks the law there should be consequences

writing a prompt to my totally cool AI "build me a web app that is not only fully functional but also looks sick" wow it did it

show kindness to the people you love

daycares are good. trained professionals caring for children in group setting is good. taking care of children is worthwhile.

immigrants are good actually

today i bought a pie

It’s impossible to find a white hat hacker after Labor Day.

CEOs are manbossing too close to the sun

we got the clams to light our way

life on the sun

menacing column

there's a strange crab heading your way

just realized my butthole looks like the anthropic logo

my goat

me: [flirting]

still a reasonable plan. not too late

what if the people who used technology got to decide what technology they use

if you hate the app, delete it already

made some pizz

this is a keyboard with approximately 717 keys. here's a picture and the user manual archive.org/details/keyp...

divulge in these replies

they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...

D:

shoutout to exhausted and disheveled women. i love you exhausted and disheveled women

@cloudflare.social plug it back in

i'm worried society's going to turn its back on me like it did with the pigeons

im a bisexual fag which means the first thing i notice about a woman is her outfit and the second thing i notice are her bodacious boobs

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication. Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash. This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.

i share a birthday with jake the dog

i see your 12 foot home depot skeleton and raise you a triceratops skull the size of a small car

my most woke opinion is that dogs should be able to vote

iphone pockini