i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

diet brain rot

got scolded by an authority figure for doing something i knew i shouldn't have been doing and honestly fuck that guy

rip (derogatory) bozo (jesus)

my son is so based that he ordered milk and then a cheeseburger

going to watch that movie about the man who is supposedly from the future

mike zigglebug and his company zeta are shutting down the zetaverse!

if gas prices go up does that mean americans going to walk or bike instead?

how long is it going to take for tr*mp to say something completely inappropriate about mario

i don't want to eat gender

if fart constantly over a minute and a half does that count as one fart or like 90 farts

i'm not going to draft this post but i could if i wanted to

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what is melania about

idea for an AI startup: just a real human sitting on a live chat using basic reasoning and charging people $12/mo to talk to him

HTML DOM implies the existence of an HTML SUB

i use ai sometimes and it actually does make my work way worse

Still thinking about my poor neighbour last summer. i hope they were reunited with their bikini bottoms

there are 39 slinks on my slinky

regarding the fellatio scenes in heated rivalry, has anyone ever considered saying "hockey-tuah" for a little silly joke

AI is the tool of fascists

a true canadian tragedy. dropped our beautiful glass flask and lost like 500g of maple syrup

feed her 1 day blinding stew

SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power

my life is so much sicker when there's techno music playing, trust

when a cop breaks the law there should be consequences

writing a prompt to my totally cool AI "build me a web app that is not only fully functional but also looks sick" wow it did it

show kindness to the people you love

daycares are good. trained professionals caring for children in group setting is good. taking care of children is worthwhile.

immigrants are good actually

today i bought a pie

It’s impossible to find a white hat hacker after Labor Day.

CEOs are manbossing too close to the sun

we got the clams to light our way

life on the sun

menacing column

there's a strange crab heading your way

just realized my butthole looks like the anthropic logo

my goat

me: [flirting]

still a reasonable plan. not too late

what if the people who used technology got to decide what technology they use

if you hate the app, delete it already

made some pizz

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