May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.

HELL YEAH KILL THE SLAVERS LUFFY

the economy of the future is 10% of the population fully convincing themselves that a chat bot is teaching them sacred geometry

Anyone else think that the 'last meal' series is a bit uhhh insensitive?? The death sentence is not cute sweaty

U know its a good touring bike when it feels best fully loaded up

Needed to use my backup saddle which is so ugly i had to put a bag on it (its gonna rain anyway)

Cant find my freaking brooks saddle wrench

can someone tell me if netflix is filming another season of america’s sweethearts: the dallas cowboy cheerleaders

Made a breakfast without carbs cuz i was too lazy to prep anything else and idk how ppl do this all the time seems very sad

America still has the juice

Mystery dirt on my knee, is not bike grease

Love when customers dont misgender me

Riding on an upright city bike in street clothes is totally awesome. There is zero reason to take shots at sportier bikes or people who ride them to celebrate transit riding. Often it's the same people doing both. Often it's different people with common needs. Everyone who rides are allies.

Happy May Day yall. Workers make the world go round!

Making my bosses give me a pizza party 2day

Getting good at a) lunchtime work ramen and b) transporting large bike parts by bike in my backpack

Its giving nazi germany

>goes on facebook >oh god >log out and post this on bluesky

Love putting used trigger shifter cables on friction shifters and everything works fine

post-workout grapes

don't forget to put a joint under your pillow for the jesus fairy or whatever

4/20 well wishes to all who observe

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

Going thru a paul simon phase, again

When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.

The mystery teabag at the bottom of my bike pannier turns out to be chamomile

Clean 😌

my offer to america: we bring woke back

No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one

Will Smith's iconic scifi trifecta: movie about aliens, movie about robots, movie about zombies

Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass

if we’re not supposed to eat pebbles then why do they look like that

25 BOWLS OF RAMEN FOR 2025 (so far)

Pretty proud of this one (un-recessed the seat post clamp using a crank nut then swapped in a longer bolt which both sinches the clamp and provides a mounting spot for the rack arms)

Started feeling a bit sick today, had to come right home and eat some ramen. My 24th bowl of 2025 BTW

Timeline cleanse 🌞

Serviced my pedals today, once again proving that a hammer/washer/bolt can do anything a bearing/bushing press can do. Unfortunately also snapped part of the threaded tip off the axle (oops) so i will now be carrying a spare pedal with me for the day that fails

Anxiety ruining literally everything

Joggers should probably be anti-car so we dont all have to share the bike lane

Why is used furniture so fucking expensive

"men suffer in silence" then why am i always hearing about it

I regret to report that no daylight was saved. Today had the exact same amount of daylight as it would have had without setting our clocks forward

I looove cleaning little greasy bike bits with a tooth pick and feeling like a dentist

did someone spike this daylight savings time because i feel FUCKED UP this morning

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

Does the tarriff war mean,,,no more pbr?? Summer is ruined