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It's #caturday, suckas!

lmao #failcountry

One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”

Apex predator.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.

A little film montage for your entertainment

Under the prison.

“Shut up!” screamed Toad.

If my "math" is correct and the company achieves the sales goal Musk's compensation will amount to $50,000 for every Tesla ever sold. Also, look at that stupid fucking face. I mean, come on! www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

The staff here are not to be messed with.

Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...

well said (as usual) by David Roth

I don’t know how speaker phone conversations in public became acceptable but we need to shut that shit down.

Where I skeet from 🛸

Look for the helpers www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Fuck this guy and also his dream of being president which will never, ever come to fruition.

This shitty TV show is a crime against humanity at this point.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Thank you, David. officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...

Charlie Kirk was a hateful man who was funded by right-wing billionaire snowflakes who are terrified of people of color, women, immigrants, and LGBTQ+ people, whom they know can run circles around them and expose their mediocrity.

I’m sure all the standup comedians who have been ranting about censorship the last few years are going to take to the streets any minute now.

"The country is full of loaded guns in shaky hands, swinging back and forth, from target to target." www.discourseblog.com/p/the-americ...

It is incredibly simple to acknowledge that violence in any form is awful and erodes society.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

You are all in jail. Each alone, solitary, with a heap of what he owns. You live in prison, die in prison. It is all I can see in your eyes – the walls, the walls!

LEGO funding dominatrix when

Still amazes me they hauled it up the Andes piece by piece with mules. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yavari_...

re: today’s discourse: if a man can only want one thing at a time and it’s either laying pipe or burning down the world, then he is too pathetic to be saved - and it’s an impoverished silver lining indeed to know that no one is fucking him while he strikes the match and fans the kindling

lol, lmao

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

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I respect “War Pigs” for its moral simplicity. Listen to that on 10 and then read one of those 1,000-word op-eds that amounts to “the reasons for state violence are complicated.” Which do you find more convincing?

OK, I'm known to be a crypto bear (& yes, having fun staying poor etc). But if it's just a load of people YOLO-ing money - even if they are doing so in a personally unwise way - it's not a systemic issue really (tho encourages criminality etc). Banks lending against crypto collateral is different...

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